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what's popping Edition yes the latest
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and greatest trending stories from the
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week yes you have it covered oh this
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week we've had Drake's penis revealed
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yes we had LeBron James's feet revealed
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but first and foremost guys before we
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get into that we want to talk about the
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Apple Vision Pro oh yes oh yeah the
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weirdest thing I've seen in a very very
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long time not because of the product
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itself but how stupid people look using
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it in public so this thing got released
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I think like last week late last week in
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America the price of it pretty
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ridiculous it's about $5,000 to $66,000
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Australian that's that's I don't know
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it's a lot it is you put this thing on
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your head it's augmented reality you can
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set up TV screens computer screens you
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can connect it to your actual laptop and
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use the keyboard a whole bunch of weird
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[ __ ] like that but people are choosing
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to use it not only in their office and
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and at home but they're using it outside
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in Parks they're using it when they're
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going for walks they're using it on
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airplane I've seen someone on a public
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uh on a train on a train and they like
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they've got it on and they doing the
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touchy stuff get used to it it's like an
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iPad get used to it a laptop an iPad a
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phone get used to it everybody that is
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the future it's kind of 100% the future
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phones laptops all that stuff is going
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to be obsolete in 10 years do you really
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believe that people are going to be
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walking around with these glasses on I
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think it will I think it yeah I think
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it'll become normal and it's so epic
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well that but it'll become access to
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everyone as the price gets lower it
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won't get lower it will get lower
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there'll be competitors 100 the iPhone
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when the iPhone first came out did it
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become lower it's an apple thing it keep
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getting more expensive it kept getting
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more expensive saying no but that's an
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apple but like you always get
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competitors who do the cheaper version
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of that exactly but not this particular
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device no not the apple one you really
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think it's going to say at 8 Grand
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though yeah because you think about it
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how much did your laptop cost if you get
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a good laptop up to dat with the new
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chips and stuff you get like 5K right
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and a phone on top of that another 2
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three grand that's 8,000 Buck why get a
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new laptop and a new phone you just get
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the Apple Pro Vision that does all of
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that and more he's got a point but I
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just don't feel like it's going to
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become like normal to be walking around
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with this thing until they figure out a
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way to make them just
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glasses just normal s like what Nisha is
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wearing right now even though they're
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about the size ofion Pro anyway you pay
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8 Grand for these I'll tell you that
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there'll be three versions there'll be
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like slim version fat version and like
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you know and like like like Black
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Version you know what I mean like
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they'll have all these executive version
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so like it'll be like you have you'd
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have to like the Slimline one would be
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what all the like all the the cool
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people would be I got the Slimline
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Vision Pro you know what I
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meanline Vision Pro
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trademark that's that work
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damn but it's you know what I'm actually
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excited for it I think it'll be really
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good when we can streamline everything
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and make it easy for like just doing
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everything at once you know yeah but you
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see this is the thing like I saw this
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thing on Instagram last night and was
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someone talking about it and he uses
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chat gbt dar um image creation for as as
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a a tool to Showcase how the world's
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like grown and it's like n give me an
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image of 1950s kids of how people
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connect is that what he I think they
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giving image of 1950s kids and then
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there was kids playing outside with the
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cars and and then did the 70s and they
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had like the Disco stuff on then he did
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the 2000s and you know kids were on
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their phones and then he did the the
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2030s and every kid had an apple Vision
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Pro and the whole world around them was
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like destroyed destroyed and like you
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know like looked like not war torn but
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looked very similar to like close to an
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apocalyptic world but because like look
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at think of the movie Ready Player one
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that is literally you need to if you
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haven't seen R player one watch it that
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is exactly what is going to happen and I
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even heard I even saw somewhere that
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they create they trying to create a game
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like it wow it is epic epic movie but
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that freaks me out that it makes it War
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like it makes it look apocalyptic the
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doly E like it generates that that's
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kind of scary yeah because I think it's
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just saying like the world would be
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become dull because the words no one
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cares about reality anymore they just
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care about what's augmented reality
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augment well that's that's the only that
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freaks me out is when they create
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augmented reality to the point where
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like you start you know buying property
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in like a virtual world what do you mean
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that's what nfts are yeah but like like
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Sims right like you create an actual
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world like you buy a a plot of land in
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in this this virtual reality met univer
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Universe you can go buy property right
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now you can go buy space sandbox have
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you never heard of sandbox before very
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weird yeah sandbox was literally buying
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property in the digital world you can
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buy a block of land oh my gosh why are
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we all doing this right now who says we
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haven't have you bought have you maybe
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I've bought acreage you're lying you're
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a [ __ ] bought an entire planet cuz I
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can but this is the time this is when
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that Rush came through remember that big
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rush of nfts and then everyone got over
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it like just hold on to it because this
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is all getting created and then soon you
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be able to live in it or at least
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experience life in it that will be sad
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though when like everyone just like has
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a more exciting life in an augmented
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reality as opposed to you know reality
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but everyone's all doom and gloom you
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got to you got to remember the
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difference between augmented reality and
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virtual reality two different things so
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virtual reality is when you enter a
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whole new world nothing around you here
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matters when you're in virtual reality
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but augmented reality is when you change
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your actual reality using a virtual
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assistance so for example the um the The
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Vision
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Pro um let's say you're in your living
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room yes you can actually still see your
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living room and you can still sit on
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your couch you can still walk around the
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house you just change certain things
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where you can put a TV here that's not
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actually there it's just in Your Vision
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Pro or a computer screen over here you
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know whatever that's one of the videos
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that I I saw the other day as well was a
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guy that had his whole house set up with
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the Vision Pro so you had a TV on a wall
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where there was no TV he had a um Gordon
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Ramsay YouTube video up in the kitchen
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ready to go when he's starts cooking he
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has a to-do list and a and a and a
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shopping list on his fridge like he had
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and you're walking around the entire
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house and you walk to another room and
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there's a screen set up in there and
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then there's like all these things it's
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like I was like whoa that's technology
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now yeah that's just unbelievable like I
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can't believe how incredible this
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technology well you know what they say
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they always go there like you know the
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theories are that they're always more
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advanced than what they give out to the
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public so imagine what they have if we
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this this is a bridge this is just a
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bridge guys to where to where you know
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they want it to head guys 4K television
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don't forget 4K television was like
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invented in the early 2000s it wasn't
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released to us till like 2010 onwards
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actually yeah they just had all this
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other technology that they hadn't
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released to us and they want to make
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them money or was it that they didn't
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have the network to support it no they
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could have released it they just said
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why why should we sell 4K when we can
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sell them HD right now and they'll pay
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for still an upgrade slow drip slow drip
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um talking about HD
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there's a there's a photo that I've sent
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to you guys on Instagram if you want to
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open it up is this a is this a my my
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laptop's 4K so okay this might be 4K
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it's a it's a photo of LeBron James's
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foot
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[Laughter]
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exposed what is that his secret that he
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that's why he plays so well guys he
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looks like his toes are arguing with
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each other he's what the [ __ ] like
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they're putting each other in a head and
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a headlock oh no that's cuz he that's
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obviously cuz he like he's played
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basketball for years I'm assuming it's
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the damage to his feet from playing
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basket for so long but have you seen
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ballet dancers and like when they over
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years what happens to their feet I
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haven't
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but but is it worse than that someone
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said in the comments it looks like
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they're throwing up gang
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SS oh [ __ ] LeBron [ __ ] man you're worth
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a couple million go fix your feet bro no
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go get some surgery that's [ __ ] up why
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would he get surgery on his like this is
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this is his feet are what support him
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and his amazing game play like why he
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can't mess with that brother his toe his
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pinky toe doesn't know it's a pinky yeah
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his pinky toe is confused but his pinky
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toe is not on the side on top I feel bad
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because you know what you know why I
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have an issue similar not it doesn't
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look like that but like any photo of me
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I have to crop my feet out because they
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don't look right I've seen your F that
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is it's no no no okay hold on get your
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foot out get your foot out no no I got
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to find a photo now cuz now it looks
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normal but when I wear heels because my
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pinky I've got a video of your foot
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wearing heels hey your birthday yeah
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well I don't know if you can see it
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clearly on that but yeah every time my
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fet in heels the pinky like to escap
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escape but it looks really weird and so
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I have to cut it out so I'm like you
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know maybe it's just a bad angle that's
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no what the [ __ ] you can't fake that
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directly do you know what it looks like
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do you know what it actually looks like
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it looks like his pinky is trying to
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talk to his big toe and his big toe is
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trying to hide from the pinky he does
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look here's the thing right it's it's
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Footwear it's all about the Footwear
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it's not about the game it's not about
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anything else it's the Footwear the the
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thing is is that we we put on shoes so
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young before our feet even develop have
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you seen those videos showing how shoes
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actually affect the growth of your feet
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and the growth of your toes no so like
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our feet are meant to be spread out like
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hands are our toes and me spread out
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like our hands are right if you look
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yeah if you look at if you look at a lot
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of like tribal people you'll see their
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feet because I don't wear shoes you'll
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see their feet and their toes are like
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really like wide not to that extent
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though because obviously your fingers
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are longer but you know what I mean like
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well you're making it look like we have
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[ __ ] it's meant to be well it's meant
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to be not that big of a gap but it's
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meant to be evenly like a nice width to
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your foot but shoes for you're in them
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what 10 hours a day
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sometimes 8 hours a day whatever your
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your shoes actually force your toes to
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like to to like come to a point yeah and
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that's why you get people like that have
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those big toes hiding from the other
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toes and stuff like that CU it's just
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grown it's grown incorrectly oh my God
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what that's what feeder me to look like
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what God that's what feeder me to look
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like
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oh I don't think make sure make sure the
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image goes
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up that reminds me of though is like the
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uh Chinese tradition like years and
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years ago they B the feet yeah they
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would call it the well I'm looking up
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here but the tiny Golden Lotus feet I
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don't know if that's what it's actually
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called but they basically break the
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girls toes and archers CU they bind them
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to the sole of the foot with cloth and
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that's meant to make them have like a
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better life essentially it's like the
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smaller the Fate the more attractive and
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stuff yeah that's that's awful that's
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that's that's abuse yeah of course
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that's awful abuse I could really feel
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my feet right now just from this topic
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yeah yeah well you know what I'm what do
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we thought let's just quickly rate
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LeBron's feed out of 10 before we move
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on I give him a one out of 10 on that as
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attractiveness yeah no his foot yeah
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right his foot out of 10 yeah okay
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obviously it's one out of 10 that is
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[ __ ] but he's fine he's doing fine
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he's making money he doesn't care about
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his feet I don't think maybe he does
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brother fix your feet you've got the
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money to do it fix don't forget it's the
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feet that made him the greatest
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basketballer let's hope his Ms doesn't
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have a foot fetish obviously not he's
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got a money fetish for sure um all right
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from from one great basketball player to
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someone that's considered the goat in
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the music industry Drake mhm have you
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guys seen the leaked video yes I haven't
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seen have you seen the leaked video of's
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penis why is no I've seen it I've heard
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people talk about it everywhere but I've
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got I've got it up here if you want it
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you I do not want to see it no but it's
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bad it is bad so I'll tell you what it
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is it's Dr I'll explain it to you while
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I watch it
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let maybe I'll turn it down for this one
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let me just turn it down he's on a plane
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he's on a he's on a plane he's on a jet
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he's private jet isn't it well you got
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to you got to realize that his plane his
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private jet is a 747 so he's got a big
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ass [ __ ] plane it's not just a normal
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small jet so this guy's it's it's
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similar to like Air Force One sizewise
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it's got offices it's got living rooms
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it's got a bedroom so he's laying on the
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bed on this
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flight he's got no pants
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on and he's recording himself through a
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mirror while swinging his very large
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appendage around and then what looks
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like to be him
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masturbating on camera it's a 10-second
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clip it got released people were
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debating whether it was Drake or
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not firstly who has a bedroom on a plane
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yeah but how do you know it's on a plane
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cuz you heard the it sounds like it's on
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a plane yeah you can hear you can hear
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the sound of the plane right um but then
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we've had Aiden Ross a good friend of
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Drake's YouTuber right he's a streamer
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streamer he's an online streamer he's uh
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good friends with Drake he sent Drake a
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voice message and Drake responded now in
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this response it kind of sounds like
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Drake is admitting that the video is him
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have a listen to it I'm still liive bro
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we we were just looking at the [ __ ] it's
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like crazy bro like God damn you're
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blessed with your voice you're blessed
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with performing you're blessed to be you
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you're blessed to be number one but
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you're also blessed to have a [ __ ]
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missile oh he just texted me he put like
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eight laughing
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emojis said this might be my next album
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intro oh
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great well hey at least we made the cut
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yeah bro I'm still sounds like when he
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said made the cut did he mean cuz
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Drake's uncircum sorry Drake circumcised
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he made the cut he cut his skin off oh I
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don't think he's talking about his P I
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think he's talking about the
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oh that he made the cut to get on the
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album yeah so the voice message that aen
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Ross sent him and that's the only thing
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dra has said about this yeah apparently
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posted something on his story too which
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gave it a bit of um credit that the
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video is his but I haven't seen it there
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a lot of comments that people are saying
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that he leaked it which I don't think
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why would he do that well he's the
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number one trending thing right now
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today on on Twitter Twitter and uh
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what's the other one X you mean oh
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whatever the [ __ ] you want to call it
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X he's trending hard do you know what's
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do you know what's interesting about
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this I feel bad so a uh a surgeon has
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come out named Dr Miami I'm sure have
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you heard of him before sounds like a
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celebrity name I think he does like does
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like celebrity surgeries I don't know
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but he's come out and he confirmed that
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penis enlargement surgeries exist M at
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the same time that dr's alleged manhood
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has gone viral and people are trying to
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say that he's associating it with
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Drake's penis that it was an enlarged
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penis was a made was surgically made and
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larger I I would believe it like what
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are the chances what are the chances of
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being one of the most successful artists
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on the planet and having a big penis
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that's a that's you're blessed that's a
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big bless he might God might have just
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been really happy the day when he made
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Dr like not only are you going to be one
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of the most successful musicians on
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Earth but like a lot of girls are in the
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in the comments saying it's not that
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impressive a lot of girls are coming out
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saying it's skinny what's I don't get
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what the hype's about um that they
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weren't that impressed like they're all
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talking about the they're saying it's
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not like they're all talking about the
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the the girth of
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it and you know other people coming out
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saying you know you're obsessed with
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this but you're not obsessed with
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homelessness I mean there's a lot of
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like weird like why is anyone
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associating Drake's penis with homeless
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I don't know I don't know but you know
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what I mean like people are just [ __ ]
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weird but anyways um but the whole with
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really quickly with the penis
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enlargement thing like is that a common
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surgery I wouldn't say it's Comm never
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heard of it I would I wouldn't even know
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how it's done definitely know there's a
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reduction surgery there's a reduction
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surgery yeah there's
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reductions and once you go back once you
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do it you can't go back obviously no
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obviously yeah well apparently you can
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because you can get larger how would
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they get it larger well I don't know Dr
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Miami says yes penis enlargement surgery
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exists um and but everyone kept on
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tagging him in in the uh in all these
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posts on on X so yeah yeah yeah look if
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you got a if you got a if you got very
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if you got a very small peners I
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understand why you'd get an enlargement
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like your own confidence like I know
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some guys that probably well I don't
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know any guys but I'm saying I would
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assume that if they had a very small
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penis it'd be a um very bad for their
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self-esteem in certain situations so I
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get that but if you just want to make
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yours extra extra large I don't
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understand that well but you know you
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but like I think it just shocks me
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because it just seems so invasive but I
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mean there's so many surgeries out there
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that that are invasive so like I get it
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but you know I remember going down a
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rabbit hole and this is like I'm kind of
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pivoting here but this is really
16:56
interesting nonetheless that people get
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like the you know what do you call it
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like a rod in their legs to become
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taller and there's like a whole
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documentary about it it's like one of
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the most painful things to go through
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and it's big in India do you know what
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they do do you know the actual process
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of it it's [ __ ] up they cut it in half
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it breaks your bones yeah so what they
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do is they'll like let's say this is my
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leg Yeah they'll p a bar through here
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and a bar through here and what they do
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is every day they twist it a little bit
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to make it yeah to stretch it which
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actually puts cracks small cra in your
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bone and then that bone heals itself and
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they do it again and again it's like
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braces the one one turn every day that
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that forces it into a certain sh oh God
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why would but it's so sad like you hear
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some of the stories that they share and
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like some people have successful stories
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but a lot like you know there's quite a
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few people who talk about how it's
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ruined their life and they can never
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walk again and like it's very invasive
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your choice oh it's just yeah but
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there's like like going back to the
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reduction stuff like there's guys out
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there that have like a really oversized
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penis that actually have bad self-esteem
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they struggle they have mental mental
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health issues they can't find a partner
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you know they they it's really difficult
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for them to live so then they go get
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this reduction yeah and they get teased
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as well I watching this I don't know
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where it was I think it I don't know
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what it was called something like big
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dick men or something but it was like a
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it was like a documentary on Stan sure a
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documentary yeah yeah yeah a Google
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search or something big it was on it was
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on stand it was they followed a group of
18:31
guys and they went to find about their
18:33
life and this one guy was saying he was
18:34
sick and tired like he would go into the
18:36
change rooms at the so his soccer club
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yeah and like new players would come in
18:39
and they'd all go oh go look at his P
18:41
like they they start singling him out
18:43
and like he'd be like yeah but he's the
18:45
one swinging it around well this
18:46
happened this literally this literally
18:48
happened over the weekend I was I was at
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an engagement and I met a bloke right
18:53
and coincidentally he's from African
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descent um and he was friends with
18:58
someone at the party and his friend came
19:00
up to me and shows me a video and he's
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like hey look at his haircut do you like
19:04
his haircut and I'm watching the video
19:05
and I'm like yeah what's wrong just wait
19:07
for it wait for it I'm watching the
19:08
video and then um the black dude starts
19:11
walking backwards in the mirror then you
19:12
see his whole body and then you see his
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monster dick like when I tell you this
19:16
is probably bigger than Drakes whatever
19:18
we saw in Drakes was massive bigger than
19:20
that it was like almost slapping the
19:21
bloke's knee and I was like wao and you
19:23
could tell that he was embarrassed the
19:25
guy was in front of me he have a video
19:27
the guy was in front of me he made show
19:29
me this and I've never met this guy in
19:30
my life what is it about guys that have
19:31
obsessive with other guys penises it's
19:33
so weird look this thing this thing was
19:35
impressive I'm not going to lie but he
19:37
told me why would you go around going oh
19:38
look at my mate's penis that's so why
19:41
does he have a video that's so invasive
19:43
well he made obviously sent yeah but why
19:45
is he showing people that's the thing
19:47
but then the guy actually started
19:48
talking to me about it and he's like bro
19:50
he's like if I take this out in front of
19:52
a girl they don't want to have sex like
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it I I get rejected so many times
19:57
because of it oh oh but it was
20:00
impressive I'm just going to
20:02
put guy I'm not exaggerating when I say
20:04
it was slapping his knee like it was
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massive huge e gosh
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um I'm happy with my size I definitely
20:14
rather have Drake's penis than LeBron's
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foot no doubt in my mind there and
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that's uh that's what's been trending
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