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[Music] already cancelled already canell already
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canell guys just stop for a second what there's like a mosquito or a fly or something and it keeps flying at our
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ring lights and it's going in the camera where is it I don't like killing insects where is it it's gone I reckon we just
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let him join in yeah but the problem is he's in front of my camera so you're going to just see like
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a all right like yeah like if you can see them mosquito like or hear it all
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right well let's get straight to it because uh the biggest thing that we've noticed since uh your joke video went up
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Nishi MH mind you um a little bit self-centered we had a keyan special
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like literally I think you only did you did the key in special because of how well you I literally had this
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conversation with you guys I I came in and I was like hey guys I'm doing a Nishi special because to be honest my
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jokes were the best that day and then we'll cut a Kiana special and we'll cut a y special you can't say your jokes
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were the best that they were the most usable yes there's a very big difference yeah well that's what I mean by the best
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they were the best to use for the page because the other jokes would definitely
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get you canc but that's the point right we're already done it's already been done okay then I can C don't
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don't I after to press run it byas maybe we can do okay so you've done like a Nishi special Kean special can we do
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like a racial special or a racist special what do you mean like a racist special and
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all the jokes are completely racist extremely racist I don't think so no no
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bad a bad idea and also not morid special a morbid special one so it's like just really funny Dark jokes yeah
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funny Dark jokes are great I I love dark humor but there's dark humor and then there's there's Ricky jaas humor so
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there humor Ricky ja or someone like Ricky Jae can touch why can't we do it
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though because why does Ricky why does Ricky have the license to do it and we don't because some people deliver it a
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certain way that is just done really well and someone who is a comedic Genius Like Ricky ja can pull it off I canot
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pull it off well how about this yes you want to do a comedy special we do it we we'll do a five minute a two-minute
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comedy special the end of this week and can we put a disclaimer at the front just for all those little woke [ __ ]
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out there yes okay cool I'm done I'm writing it in this in the in the planner right now everyone watch your back every
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nationality watch your back comedy special on the podcast happening on Friday about every disability watch your
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back what else is there that we can make fun of we'll leave it for that because say we it's just it's the Y comedy
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special it's not a nichy special it's not a nichy comedy I'm I'm detaching my S from this so y comedy special coming
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coming this Friday done thereal it's locked in now I'm worried okay a [ __ ] think about your future think about your
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life I do have a lot of deals on the table at the moment think about your prospects that's all I'm going to say
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what about women jokes do they go down well well yes there's only one way to find out up to you but here's the thing
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the Nishi special well done Nishi it went it went really well I think it hit it's at like just under 6 million now
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jeez just under 6 in three days four days yeah yeah since I think it was Thursday it dropped my goodness wow so
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the thing is though what brought my attention I went through the comments and what really surprised me was the
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amount of people firstly that roasted me in your video why why I haven't well I'll get to that in a second but firstly
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I want to jump on why people are roasting Nishi okay I'm not sure if you've seen it but
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you can pull it back up on your insta now on your laptop guys M Nishi had booger in her nose shut up shut up I
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didn't have a booger in my tell me she had bo inse and like I would say a good 10% of the comments were saying
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booger really so I just wanted to pull it up and confirm if there was or was not booger in the can I I need to look
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at it because honestly I haven't one I haven't even looked at the comments so I didn't even know this was happening but
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two I doubt I would have cut that video up allowing to have a booger in my nose but I'm going to I'm going to look at it
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because you know don't hate me of Nisha but I'm hoping there's a booger in your nose okay hold on okay I'm looking I'm
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looking no booger yet I think it's on the second joke when head I'm so I'm
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zoomed into that nose great didn't have to zoom in that much but all right oh oh no that wasn't a
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booger no booger I love how we're all watching it on Sil how can you see a booger is it must be the last joke your
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head goes back and there's booger are you sure this is not your special because in the one that I've cut up in
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my special yeah there's no booger there's nothing you can't even see up her nose okay let's go to let's go to my special then I think it's that one that
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you're talking about cuz I do okay yeah yeah you know what I think you're right so so it wasn't your video it was the
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Kean special so the Kean special let me have a look all right there yes yes I I just saw
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it okay hold on we're on YouTube by the way if you want to join us as we react to nish's booger in your nose there it
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is did you see it oh my God why can't I see it wait which one am I watching why are we watching it on silent it's fine
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we can watch it on silent sound it okay here we go booger booger booger booger come on baby come on baby show me that
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nose nichy okay let me see let me see let me see oh come on show okay so there
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was another comment that I noticed but let me just check this booger real quick but there some someone said did they say
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you could see my brain okay so that's not that's not okay
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first of all I want to address both of those comments yes I have big nostrils
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okay and when I laugh oh I saw it sorry it's not a booger though that's not a booger that's my that's my um is that
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your C leg you know what you know what that is that's her $150 ring light doing its job yeah that's all right yeah it's
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going right in there but like yes like I have big nostrils and when I laugh I
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can't like not you know let them flare up so you know the joke I've heard that
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joke before whatever there's no booger on my nose us give us a let's do a look
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at yeah's nost have massive nostrils hug can I but there's no booger in there now I'm afraid oh there is booger in this
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one that's what I'm worried about now yeah a hint there's a hint yeah I got big ass nostrils oh [ __ ] she has some
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big nostril big nostrils Ken yours are really round you your nose looks like an
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upside down alien no they look what a gray what do that Nishi look at an alien
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upside down if it was upside down it's the eyes his nostrils are the eyes oh it's giving scary movie
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yeah it's the ghost thanks for that you can always check out my nostrils like I said we are on YouTube all right so just
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to confirm it's not booger it was cage well it's it's my skin it's like I just
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got a lot of skin and and space in my nose well yours is not yours is very uh
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it's not as as apparent as my what I got roasted for what did you get roasted I got a DM and I'm pulling it up now okay
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and I don't know how to feel about it and it says this shave your beard bro it
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looks really effed up and in all the comments oh my God
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they they're choking I ate a biscuit at the wrong time and all of the comments there's about 30% of them that
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are say what is that beard it is disgusting and like thanks for wanting to create a self like I know you can
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change it I can change it if I want to but now I don't want to I know I would sub I would like sub what is it subed
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you surrender to them you surrender to to to the the haters okay but like I know you guys
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before said it was bad like I remember you guys saying get rid of it and you had an intervention on me about my beard
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it's gr on me I'm not going to lie but it's gr on you it's gr on me look I'll be honest Ken like I just think what is
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confusing about it it's not bad it's just what's confusing about it is that it doesn't grow it's just predominantly
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in the bottom of your of your it's my neck neck yes under my chin yeah yeah
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I'll get roasted a fair bit I get roasted a bit odd now that you think about it objectively like I'm looking at
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you right now and I'm like oh like he's he's got a little like someone said to me something actually it's coming back
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to me cuz I have a chin strap right and then I was talking to someone about and they brought up your chin strap oh no
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what did they say and no i s i I might have brought up the chin strap and I was like we both have chin straps and they're like no he doesn't have a chin
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strap he has a neck strap apparently you go a bit too far down apparently it's
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just neck mean it's just NE apparently it's just your neck he M's my chin it's different yeah yours comes up a bit
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yours comes up on the B you have a neck strap that might be the Weir cuz it doesn't even go on your chin like at all
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as well really it's just like it's literally it's literally actually now that I think about it it's like a little neck
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warmer kan's growing a
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scarf I like it I like it though I do well we are going to be moving into the cooler months all right so
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yeah but you've always said like it's an armish thing I'm not arish you look arish but it's it's it's an armish beard
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it's a normal these beards happen around the world I'm sure of it no some places without cameras yes
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social media no one to tell them well I'm not shaving it so f yourself I like
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it what else can we do with your beard just just if we had to generalize and and and and come up with another idea for your face what could we do well
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that's all I grow that's it I don't grow anywhere else nothing else if I grew if I grew above my lips like try to grow
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stash it'd be whiskers why didn't you just why must you have it though I guess I'm bit confused I feel like it makes me
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look a bit more chiseled on the jaw how how could it look more chiseled
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it's you're covering it no like it gives a it gives like a defin the sharpness it sharpens my face look I don't mind it
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does your does your wife like it does lorine like it she's a bit ify about it too I was afraid to tell her that I was getting roasted I tell her to get
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roasted for it she would go get rid of it straight away and I'm like yeah that's what I was going to say she should have the final say you yeah
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that's true but like why don't I just try have the final say no she's the one that looks at you more than you look at
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yourself that's true oh actually just try try getting rid of it
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once and see how you feel I did oh you did yeah I did and I felt uncomfortable I felt like I was a I felt like I was an
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eel I felt eish like it was just like like there was no defined between my chin in my neck it was just neck
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straight to head and I just felt we thumb yeah yeah I felt weird I felt really weird I think
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that's in your head though I think I'm sure it look fine well I thought you know what since I'm getting roasted let's open it up to the entire team okay
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today I'm going to put up a post on the on on our Instagram page on on stories right there's going to be a photo of me
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photo of Nish photo of YZ right and we're going to put the open up the the comments on on the story roast us and
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then our next episode why are you trying to drag us into this crap with you well okay there was another under underlying
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reason too cuz everyone called Nish absolute racist for those jokes so I kind of want us to get picked on for a
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bit too what the little harmless jokes yeah yeah yeah had a lot of cries about it so let's I want to get I want us to I
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want us to open up and say hey okay yeah we make jokes H and we have a good time it's always so innocent but let's see
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what you got then so we're going to let you roast us on our Instagram and then we're going to read it in our next
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episode how do we feel about that D fine with that okay so that's happening so I just thought i' bring that to everyone's
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attention I'm keeping the bead great great you should you should Rock
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what you're comfortable with all right it's very important anyway I wanted to bring this up because this happened in Australia which um you would I feel like
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you would know right away when I tell you this headline mom disguised as student sneaks into James Nash High
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School to watch Sons fight okay and you can't make this up so basically she
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snuck in because she wanted to make sure that the fight that was going on uh that it would be fair right so that such a
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Bogan mum thing to do so this was this came out from Queensland education they said this on Thursday that they were
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aware that an incident happened uh where a parent entered the high school without permission they dressed up in the the
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uniform right so they it was a James Nash uniform snuck into the school made sure it was a fair fight and watched the
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fight uh with the other students that's all they have really there was some shocking footage that also emerged
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afterwards which is just the two kids brawling it's horrible do we have the footage why is it horrible I love school
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fights no cuz it's just I don't condone them but I love them they're not really they're just like it's not it's like any other fight
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right hair gets pulled and stuff I'm sure they little boys they don't know what they're doing the fact that the the
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mom like wore the uniform that's very strange undercover wanted to make sure
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that the fight was fair that was the you know that's disgusting like I get I get
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the whole like your you know support your kid too far but that's not supporting
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your kid that's that's causing trouble for your kid like if that's the mentality you have oh yeah Mom I'm going to fight this guy and she's like okay
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well I'm going to come under cover and make sure it's fair that's just like that's dumb instead of saying no you're
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not going to fight this guy you you're going to sort this out uh like an adult and and give it's an opportunity to
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teach a kid something right oh if you want to fight him put him in put them both in the ring and have a have a proper boxing match no open up bids on
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it whatever like but but to go and sit down in a you know you know things can go wrong people get hit fall on a rock
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dead it's true like that happens that happened to a friend of mine yeah fighting should happened to a friend of yours yeah sorry we can't skip over that
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wait what did he say that happened to a friend of yours yeah well he was the guy that instigated it so he's not he's the one the guy that threw the punch oh so
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he's not so he threw the punch the guy fell back and smacked his head and then died I'm sitting here feeling bad for
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your friend don't feel bad for him no well he went to jail for it is he still in jail how long was he in jail I think 5 years that's it he was the first
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person to kick off the uh King hit the king hit he was the very he was the first person to be made an example of
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okay can I ask you a question um high school friend by the way let me ask you guys a hypothetical right um I'm going
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to use a a boy you have a boy right you have a son uhhuh your son is 10 years old he comes to you and he says Dad this
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kid keeps bulling me at school the teachers aren't doing anything about it right he keeps coming up to me keeps picking on me I don't know what to do
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I'll tell you exactly what what I so what's your advice how old are they if they're older than you if they're older than you oh yeah fight them if they're
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the same age as you fight them if they're younger than you then you can then then um you'll have to handle it in
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the oh bro if my son is getting bullied by someone younger than him I'm going to bully my son how are you allowing that
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okay but you don't know this some kids are bigger and built different compared to like you might have a little scorer
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kid like my child my child from a young age will
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study learn practice and train what are you trying to create Kung Fu Master 100% I've I'm already putting ller into
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martial arts no you have to you have to n I'm you have to M because it's not just a fighting thing it's a confidence
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thing too and it's not to take [ __ ] from it's also a discipline thing kids that kids that are taught to fight never
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become the bully I don't disagree never become the bully I don't disagree with teaching your kids to learn how to fight
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what I'm saying though is that you could learn how to fight but if your kid is
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you know not as built as big or whatever genetically as another kid yeah they
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might have fighting skills but let's just say like if if if they're like
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massive they're going to have no chance that's a complete Li n the bigger they
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are the harder they fall you never heard of that before oh obviously she's from camra I haven't been that many F I learn
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I I learned I learned in school I used to get bullied a lot especially in Primary School really were you bullied
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I I don't know I don't know I moved to a new school when I was in year four oh that's that's where it is and then there
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was this one prick that was I think a year or two higher than us that would just bully everyone that he possibly
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could that's horrible and I copped it for about I'd say about 4 weeks did he
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like until I fought back until I fought back we had a massive fight yeah he was
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bigger than me he was bigger than me but I put up I put up a scrap I used to fight my brothers all the time when I did he physically like like was bullying
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he would slap around he would like knock our toys over he would like do a whole bunch of [ __ ] right he he grab our ball and kick it over the fence like PRI
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proper bully and it wasn't until I fought back I don't remember who won or lost a fight I don't remember but I fought back yeah yeah yeah never
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bothered me again after that yeah not once no you've got to stand up to your boys you have to stand up 100% I agree
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you have to stand up I think the only time you should actually get physical would be if they're older or
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the same same age or older God I got suspended so much for fighting at school so much would you as a parent like I'm
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just curious like if you found out let's say Keen that L is getting bullied and
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it's not stopping youve talked to the school they haven't properly intervened like it's still occurring would you go
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in Disguise to find out which like who the kid is as a kindergarten
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student I'm wear lyla's outfit walking in dress it's me Lyla yeah it's me Lyla
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like would you try to find out who the kid is like you know yeah 100 you do you you definitely investigate I wouldn't go undercover that's just dumb cuz you know
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what I do m in that situation if I spoken to the school nothing's changed I've spoken to the parents nothing's
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changed I would go to the students house I would knock on the door I'd ask for the father and whoever the child is to
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come out front and I would beat the [ __ ] out of the father in front of the kid beat the [ __ ] out of him especially my
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daughter's what you I'm not even kidding what you got to understand what you got to understand believe believe that there
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was this saying You' you you'd you'd fight you'd kill for your
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son no you'd die for your son but You' kill for your daughter why wouldn't you I'd do it for both both right no but
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that's just is saying it's like how you how you protect them cuz you your son's got to fight for themselves as well yeah
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um and so does so so does your daughters but you would you would kill for your daughter like if my daughters went through anything like that I would I
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would see red yeah you you'd be happy and it's very weird for a there's nothing there's nothing it's it's just protective that's inside of put it this
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way I don't even have a daughter and I know for a fact that I would be happy if I knew she'd be looked after in the
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outside world I would happy to spend the rest of my life in prison to look after her like if I had to do something that's going to end me in prison to make sure
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she's safe I would do it and and I'd go to jail she wouldn't be but it would not be good for her in any I'm saying if she
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could like you know she she's she she's going to get looked after and whatever right she doesn't need me in the outside world a protective thing yeah of by the
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way what I said about um you know going to the person 's house and pulling him out and be I saw that on a
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movie and it looked really cool I don't think I'm a psychopath yeah ends up getting beat up it literally gets b gets
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bulled by the kid I don't understand the lesson yeah you'd have to inspect the situation make sure I could actually
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take the dad before I yeah exactly like you'll be like a bloody you know but no
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I I get it like I think at the end of the day like you know me when I when I become a parent and if I heard my kid
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was getting bullied like I would take every measure to make sure that they're safe I don't I don't condone fighting I think it's so primitive it's silly
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people don't need to fight and if obviously but kids are kids and they you know and adults do it as well I would as
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a parent of course take every measure I can would would you go to the school dress as a student look I think I think
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if nothing was changing like I'm not going to go undercover but like I would find out who
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the kid is of course you'd have to you know I'd find who the kid is and I might have a few Stern words with the
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if you know they happen to just be at the car park
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alone she's coming out very hard not to throw a snap kick put it that way you would it be very hard not to throw a
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snap kick yeah but but at the end of the day your like it's so important that your kids you know any kid knows as you
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said self-defense one I think I do think that's very important but two also to stand up for themselves like you have to
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be able to stand up be you should be try you should be uh encouraging confidence you should be encouraging that that the
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bark inside of your kid like you should be encouraging all that stuff but there's a level to that as well like of course sometimes like and not to abuse
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it and that's what discipline comes into that but also like sometimes there can be like really mean bullies out there
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you got to you know make sure it's a safe situation too do you guys think it's important to teach your children that they're not made of glass what do
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you mean like that they can actually take a bit of a roughness yeah of course you mean like not like helicopter kind
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of parenting yeah like for example me I was always scared
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of fighting right always had a fear but it somehow always surrounded me and then
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the first time that I actually got knocked on the floor and I got like foot stomped by 10 people Jes like I got
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bashed probably bashed I would have probably been when that happened like 15 15 16 okay but I came out of it fine
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like a bit of bruises bit of cuts here and there I didn't tell anyone but wouldn't you have gone home with
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like was it wasn't that bad so I learned ear like my brother has been through Fair sh
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of fights and he'd always tell me like if you ever get to a f you find your surrounded by people he's like feel free
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to throw the first punch but then you drop you drop yourself and cover your face right that's the just cover your
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face and that's all I did is I was on the floor covering my face and I was just getting stomped on right but I came out okay and I was like oh wow I could
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actually take a beating this was like I was in school but was at a shopping center okay wa that's hum aren made we
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can take a beating humans can take a beating yeah and when you learn that you don't get scared anymore of certain
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things so you're not scared to like I'll scrap with anyone at any time if I have to so you okay Mike Tyson walks in no
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that's completely yeah because there's a difference between Mike Tyson and anyone Nishi yeah well you never know who knows
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martial arts these days there's a lot of people who are you know yeah everyone everyone now has some sort of training
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skill under their belt I did Karate did you yeah I was um I don't mean to boast
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but I was orange belt so how many levels is that that a second level yeah so you
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did it for a month I did it for two months and I embarrassed myself anyway cuz like anyway that's another story but
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I see Nish being a fighter in in a parallel universe definely you know one that's
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one thing that I wish I Learned was my parents always put me in stuff to do but then I was never disciplined enough to
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like but that's what you want you want to be put into different things to try yeah but I wish I learned how to
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probably like self-defense get back into it yeah I am are you I'm self I'm self
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training though I can't be bother anymore like YouTube tutorials no no like I've I've taken what I've learned
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those years ago and I'm just repr practicing the same things now yeah there's a cheat code right you don't need that stuff well I'm I'm going to
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it's a confidence build right it's all about confidence build I'm incriminating myself here but I've got um I've got
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mace in my car you're not allowed to have that no it's ilal it's like illegal isn't it it's illegal I don't even know
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what is pepper spray it's like pepper yeah so I've got pepper spray in my car and it's just you want talk you want you
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want to talk about confidence anyone that comes near me I've got pepper spray what are you going to do about it like you literally have you can't do anything
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yeah where did you find it I buy it online okay pepper spray but you know what I
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don't know why it's illegal it's good to have that safety there like it's such it is such a good weapon to have in a situation I
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don't think you're trying to encourage anyone to get it no no it's there for emergency purposes like complet yeah just in case I'm
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assuming What emergencies are you going to run into bro dude I had some guy this was a while back but I had some guy cut
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me off in traffic right so he out the don't don't get me wrong I like like merged in front of him and he got upset
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at that and he flew past me and as he was flying past me I stuck my finger up at him so then when I stuck my finger up at him he hooked in front of me in the
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middle of like a busy road slams his brakes and gets out with like a some he
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was a trade came out with some kind of massive metal piece or some [ __ ] and I freaked out of course what did you do I
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drive off yeah I'm not going to get out of the car like I said you got to you got to sus out of the situation get out of the car when this bl's got a metal
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pole he going to kill me no but like that's but if I had the mace I'm jumping out of the car straight away what are you going to do about I grabb that pole
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and shove it up your ass right well that with the situation where the person came to my house randomly like I would I
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would have been safe I would have felt safe I've had pepper I keep say I keep when say peppermint spray pepper spray pepper
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spray have some freshness dang it you need it um but yeah I would have felt
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safer with pepper spray like you just have it just in case yeah but it's illegal guys yeah just just to reiterate
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it's illegal have it I think I don't think it should be illegal yeah but I thought it was we just get a whistle just get a whistle what alert your
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neighbors or like like how ridiculous is that yeah carry a whistle around you know what's actually a good thing to do
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you know what they you know like for example if you're ever in an emergency what you should yell out instead of saying Help yell out fire oh cuz people
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are more inclined to help you essentially not in a fight or anything but let's just say like
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you're a young kid if if you got a kid or something or young cousin whatever and they're getting like someone's trying to take them get them to yell out
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fire and they will attract a lot of attention then they can yell at what they need to cuz everyone turns for a fire you know what I mean yeah yeah I'm
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sure someone going to turn if they hear someone screaming help yeah I I do I've once walked into a um into a
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retirement center what are they the uh age Age Care Facility nursing homes a
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nursing home and I've had and women would yell at help and I'd be like you're you're in a retirement
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village you probably everyone's yelling out help everyone's yelling at help but she yelled out fire she yelled out fire
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a different story all right well if you find yourself in a nursing home yeah a very specific
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situation anyhow mom's going undercover do anything for your kids like get that I just feel like that's a bit too far I
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think she she could have gone about that in a different way mind you I have kids so I don't know what I'd do if that ever happened oh if you found out a parent
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went to the school you'd be upset you'd be so angry yeah yeah what about a parent ruing one of the biggest meetings
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of your life you ever experienced that experienced that no I haven't happened to me over the weekend you know
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how I've been working you know I've been working on these um this tour company that I'm starting up we've got one of
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like the biggest um Arab artists in the world that I'm trying to bring down to Australia she's never been here before
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I'm not going I'm not going to mention any names or anything right so we're working on it and I'm in this um I'm in
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this like Zoom meeting this call and in this chat there's myself her
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manager her PR agent and then she joined the chat right so it's us for it's very
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professional and this is like a Do or Die moment for me this is either yes or no is this going to happen were you Star
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Struck in the meeting no no no I didn't get I didn't get Star Struck over anyone on this planet right right one person Eminem only because no one gets to hang
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out with him that'd be crazy but anyways let's not uh go off topic here so you guys know I live at home with my parents
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right it's it's good cuz I get to spend time with my elderly parents amazing they're un loan to us I say that all the
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time but it gets hard when you're at my age and you're trying to build something
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so we live in a big house it's just my two parents and myself it's a four-bedroom house M I had a chat with
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my dad the other day I said Dad I need an office I can't just keep working off my bed in my room right I said I want to
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set one of the rooms he's like no you can't do that blah blah blah I want a room for the guests this is a guest room
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and I'm like Dad you haven't had a guest ever in 15 years can't tell them that he's like no no no blah blah this
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person's coming if they want to sleep I want to have a room I said give them the other room he's like no what if they have children anyways and I'm like all
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right whatever he goes you can have the living room upstairs that's what he said to me and I was like all right that's
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fine I said but you don't understand the business I'm talking to people overseas I might be on a phone call at 2:00 a.m. in the morning you're trying to sleep I'm talking I can't be whispering right
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he's like yeah whatever that's fine that's fine blah blah blah whatever let's cut to this meeting so
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I'm in this meeting right my webcam is on so we can all see
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each other yeah in the living room in the living [Music] room now out of respect to my dad I'm
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not going to show the video but I'm going to show you guys the video okay yes we watch so this is me in a meeting
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with an alist celebrity her management and her PR team have a watch of the video please oh
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no no no
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oh that's what happened and I didn't even know okay sorry for everyone that can't
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say this but it's okay that is hilarious so yz's Dad literally just walking past
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the camera in his boxes boxes was boxes they're briefs you
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can see the outline and everything oh my God he's going to kill you for for talking about this did he know no and I
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didn't know either cuz by the way see how see how it's a circle yeah that's a very small circle in the chat right so I
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couldn't even see it oh my God until everyone started reacting to it talking
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I'm just sitting there talking and I'm like you know when she comes down we want to make sure that she's looked after we've got this venue we've got
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this plan blah blah blah and I'm like going through this thing and then this this Arab this 7-year-old Arab man in his unies no care in the world just
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walks through the man of the house is here the man of the house is here oh
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I've got so much more respect for your dad now so people are reacting they start reacting to he a unit live video
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and I'm like what's going on and then someone goes hahaa was that your dad and I was like what anyways you can replay
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these so that's where I got this little snip of all right hold on hold on did did you did you did you by the way your
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dad's a unit he's got mad broad shoulders now I see where you got him from now um did he realize that he was
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do that you were on the chat with no he didn't realize until afterwards and then I told him and he didn't believe me and then I showed
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him and my dad's a good sport he started pissing himself laughing did you know who was on the chat knew was on the and
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he's a fan of this person oh everyone's a fan of this person yeah wow um this has happened a lot I mean ever since
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ever since the lockdowns around the world I mean you'd see like presenters with their kids walking past and all
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these things dogs and all that stuff I mean it's just it's just as a normal thing these days right so long long
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story sure I think I'm getting my my office guys yeah I think you're getting your office where are you going to get
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at the guest room yeah yeah we're going to take out one of the beds it's a massive house that's a big living room
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as well yes huge every ethnic household I feel like every ethnic will understand this is that there's a room in your
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parents house that is specifically for guests and and a living room that's not touched exactly it's that living room
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that's for guests that and they have like sometimes plastic covered couches like it's it's
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pristine and no kids are allowed but the thing is guests don't even sit there like when guests come they go to the
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other living room anyway no one ever uses this it's a it's you you you prefer
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to call it a display room a display room it's a display room it makes and it's
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got It's got that smell of like no air movement yeah you walk in there you open the door you're like no one's been in
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here for 3 years yeah exactly it's that like and there's always a little statue of like Mary or something in the corner
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and there's like a you know like there's all these different like things that say yeah we're we're religious and we're
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it's a display it's a display it's purely display it's it yeah and that couch and you know God forbid anyone
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sits on that couch like it's just hasn't been touched for years it's so weird I remember that as well and I remember
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like like convincing my parents for us to sit in there and and we dance around the table dad plays guitar and stuff
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like back in the day beautiful times in the display in the display loung room is it funny that modern your modern house
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doesn't have that room anymore no because we're we've grown up cuz all of us kids that were kids back then we hate
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that concept we're like that's the dumbest thing ever we're wasting a room turn it into a bedroom rent it out you
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make money make money swear to God we have to hustle we have to yeah I mean I feel like it is counterintuitive to have
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a room like that oh this might be this sorry I'm just watching the video of my dad again this might be my favorite video Family Video I've ever seen in my
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life when's his next big birthday when's his next big birthday uh my dad's birthday my dad's got two birthdays what
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yeah so does my dad so weird two birthdays my dad has two birthdays my dad has one in December and then one in
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January because when he was born there was no birth certificates yeah so so he
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has his date that his mom told him this is the day you were born on but then he has his official um birthday that he had
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to tell Australia when he came down and for some reason for some reason he did did it on January 10 oh so he he claimed
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himself an extra month of growth like he's a monthe of every he was born a year later he's intelligent is my dad
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lying to me is he actually older than what he is probably maybe my dad has two two or three h 8th 10th and the 12th on
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the same month in the same month in the same month okay mom told him what his South African one is and then what his Aussie one is that is wild I remember
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the first time I actually discovered my dad's second birthday cuz we always celebrated it in December
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which is the one that his mom told him God I hope it's December if I'm wrong he's going to kill me um I think you're
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already dead from bringing that up just and then I was going through um his old suitcases he has his old suitcases with
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like old photos and whatever inside and I was bored one day as a kid and I was like looking through him and then I found his one of his passports an
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expired passport oh yeah and I opened it up and his birthday was January 10th which is a day after mine and I was like
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that's not right and at the time as a kid and you're watching all these spy movies and like obsess with the unknown
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I was like I was like no my dad's a spy he's undercover spy like my dad my dad
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is either a spy or a terrorist it's one or the other yeah I was a little racist kid too
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come on you see everything on the news it was around it was around the 9/11 time so what do you want me to do is
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there any backpacks in the house a lot of them weird cables coming out of him and
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[ __ ] maybe that's why the guest room is the guest room eh did you the LA room
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for the AFP listening no that gu's not a terrorist calm down no did you confront
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him though yeah I did I what you how dare you have another birthday like how do what do you mean what's his passport
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what I was just like Dad when I was like when's your birthday and he's like blah blah blah like December something and
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I'm like why is it say January 10 and then he explained it to me and I was like yeah I still I still couldn't get
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it as a kid that happened a lot to everyone that immigrated here to Australia of course that happens a lot yeah there's no such thing as burst you
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know there's one thing you mentioned that like I love doing and I haven't done it in a long time going through old family photos like you know like
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nowadays you just got it on the cloud and through the phone it's not the same it's not the same if you if you have
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like your old tub of like family albums and stuff get it out as soon as you can and flick through it yeah we literally
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did that over the weekend cuz we renovated our um upstairs area so we got rid of the carpet and put all the um and
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we had to move everything right and then we found this like old TV cabinet that we had we find it it's been there the
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whole time but inside of it we all our old albums um our old cassette tapes not
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cassette tapes the video VCR VCR VCR tapes of old family stuff it was wild
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going did you watch the VCR some of them not all of them some I'm I'm in none of them by the way not one tape of me I was
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so upset oh cuz you're the youngest though right I'm the youngest but do you know I actually don't know what I look like as a child well we had no photos
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very little very the only photos I have is photos that my sister took of me and they were like me they were like me
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dress atast with lipstick on like that's the photos I have I'm not even kidding
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the photos I it makes sense cuz you're the youngest like how many siblings do you have again it's three three yeah
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okay so like it it slowly goes away as you you know after each kid less and
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less photos the first one not these days not these days because you you can just take a photo any time right so you just
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pull it out so that's that's a difference these days I've got no photos of birthdays I've got no photos of of um
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anything really very limited yeah like the photos that we have of myself I can probably tell you what they are and not
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miss one well this is what you do with that right you don't feel bad about it obviously what you do is when you have kids you make sure you take photos of
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each and every one of them so they don't feel that you bre you break that chain I'm not a photo you break the chain of of not had
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photos taken on I'm all about memories up here anyway guys that's true that's true but one day you might lose those memories don't forget that did you just
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like potentially diagnose him with future like dementia so morbid bro Jesus but it's a reality it's the reality um
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oh we we still have we we have some time for a little game we have some time for a little game do you want to play it yeah we played this game last year when
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we were doing radio called songs from the chel no we're not playing this again why why not cuz I don't like it okay it
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is ridiculously good people loved it people loved the game it went viral I
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cuz I'm probably not good at it that's what I hate well what happens is Anisha
38:25
with her beautiful nose the reason why it happened she had an operation and for us to test that it was working her nose
38:30
was back again she had had the Devi SE and for her to work that that is nose is fully functional we ask her to sing a
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song Through the breath of her nose and then we going to guess what the song is yeah it's really simple I'm literally
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just like it's a humming but with no it sounds very simple yeah but I just it's
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not first and foremost it's not secondly I've never got it right thirdly keen's got it right every single time and for
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some reason I don't know how really it just the the the like the the just the rhythm of the of the the air it just
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clicks in my head yeah and I'm not even a DJ like I don't know I don't listen
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but that's the key it's the syllables you got to focus on let's try and see how we go I'm going to beat you today I don't give a [ __ ] well let's give it a
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crack and feel free if you're listening now and or you're watching feel free to join in and see what you think the song is so I've got some like these are
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famous songs you 100% know them all right here we go 100% 100%
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okay [Music]
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oh I know it I think I know it I've got it do it one more time okay I've got
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[Music]
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it stop stop you know are you ready on three I don't know the name there's no
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way you know it already I know this is [ __ ] I know it I'm singing it in my head it just happens okay okay yes hold
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on before you get angry take listen to it one more
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[Music]
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time it's not you know it you know it you know it I don't know it just wait just wait please don't ruin on me okay
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wait I'll let you have this one no so go uh uh uh uh see uh uh uh
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uh I don't know it you do you do okay okay
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[Music] um do I want to give you a clue Aussie
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singer that's true good
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job okay I'm going to give you the biggest clue I'm going to give you the biggest clue ever this is visual
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ready on YouTube and AA is just covering her oh
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it's SE yes it's [Music]
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SE I am TI he got one he got one but with Clues
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though yeah you knew you knew the melody you see you can hear it
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titani you will get this next one right well done well done just finally joined the club game is all right yeah yeah
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okay here we go this is the next one you'll know this right
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away got it what's with the aggression is it a rap song yeah it is it's a rap
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song yeah I've got it listen got it no no no listen listen
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[Music] okay you got it you ready on three no
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wait wait I know what you know
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it one more time shut up you we get it you're good at syllables he's a prodigy
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one more [Music]
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time came out a long time ago just say it sing it go do it again
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let the dogs out let the dogs out okay anyway we get
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the point great game good game all right can we go one more do you want to go one more I do have one more planned okay um
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let me just think how did get on the first go every time I don't know it just
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clicks it just clicks it's not humanly possible okay maybe because I'm not from
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Earth I don't know this is uh the chorus a very popular song I'll give you a clue
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old school okay
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[Music] got it there's no way got it there's no
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way you're a lying piece of [ __ ] there's no way got it no I don't believe you do you actually yeah there's no way there's
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literally no way this is possible okay hold on listen ready do the syllables at
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the same time [Music]
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okay uh much eff am I doing the melody right you
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got it you've got it you got it
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know I don't know surv I'm going to make
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it Ken takes the I love this game I've had the crown for a long time yeah the
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crown I love this game good one of my favorite games I mean but go on you got
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the first one yeah but I need two Clues it's not really a well that just about concludes the fun and festivities of
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this episode keep in mind yz's comedy special is still to come oh are we actually doing that no that's not yeah
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I'll go with Nish on this one you guys you guys put a bit of fear in me I'm more than happy to just just you don't have to do like death like crazy dark
44:20
jokes just do whatever jokes like it's just no but I want to do offensive jokes they're funny do it they're funny to
44:25
everyone else but the people I'm targeting either way we'll figure that out for you anyways some big things to
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