Tribe washes themselves with Cow Urine, Dogs & Girlfriends, Aliens, Life is a Simulation Ep.26

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[Music] already cancelled already canell already
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I think I'm going to fight with Y today I feel like it's going to be the day of the Day of Reckoning between us I don't
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know what it is so coming up with the show me and Y have a fight maybe we'll run straight at
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each other as requested by caner squ I'll knock you out I'll straight illegal move elbow to the face if there's any
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episode you need to stick around for it's this one why you trying to fight me all the time never never wanted to fight
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you all right what else is coming up uh we've got an an improv game uhhuh
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and uh y yes is some reaction video no we're not doing the reaction video I told you we're not doing it all right
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well you said you saw it you said it was [ __ ] we're not doing the reaction video see it I haven't seen it it's obviously
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a joke oh you should be a comedian cuz that was hilarious hahaa funny joke so
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Nishi what did you say oh did you send us the video and I said yeah send your emails and what did Kane say y s as [ __ ]
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why on Earth would I put something [ __ ] in our podcast I wouldn't so y right can [ __ ]
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around with other people he can he can mess around with other people's emotions and do all these things and the minute it happens to him look how he turns out
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oh my mom I'm not going to do it that was the most racist [ __ ] thing I've ever heard sorry bro what you sound like
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that's what I sound like that's what you sound someone that just got off a [ __ ] boat from Lebanon doesn't know how to speak English is that what the [ __ ] that does that what it sound like
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is that what I sound like sometimes when you're angry fair enough um already
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cancelled subscribe here at Hills podcast Studio I think we should take a deep
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breath yes I think the first thing we should do right now is take a deep [Music]
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breath I just hate you sometimes I hate you too just sometimes I hate you too
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bro you two have N I hate you that's fine I hate a na all the
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time I think the only way that me and yes get together is our hatred for Nishi
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can give me a favor just one favor right now please just fix that collar just fix
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it man I've been staring at it for an hour just do something why is it like and pull your shoulders like yeah
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there we go yeah all right still a bit folded yeah well you know what I like it that way so that's how it's going to
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stay now can we move on are we doing the reaction video or not I just want to clear this up first Nish I don't hate
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you that was just part of the uh oh I'm not a comedian according to Y that was part of the lie that me and Y were just
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in on I was lying okay I wasn't cuz you're an [ __ ] that's why yeah
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y you know you know even though here's the piece of [ __ ] no no but here's the thing even even though Aisha knew you
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were joking she knew you were joking it was already quite obvious what happened in your brain is you started
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overthinking it and then you were like [ __ ] maybe AA thinks I'm being serious so you had to backpedal and instead of
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leaving a joke as a joke you have to go and correct yourself politically correct yourself in front of Anisha so she can
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like still love you I appreciate I appreciate him correcting himself just so everyone knows he has a psychologist
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and he knows what goes on in other people's heads this everyone knows I'm not a psychologist I'm just AAL person you're person how would you know how
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would you know how would you know then what's in my head if you're a normal person well you got psychic abilities
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because I've been with you because I've been with you every day for 3 years that's why ier than that that's why I
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know you every day three years I know you too and all we do is talk to each other I know you as well so I reckon I
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know more than a psychologist would know about you no actually you wouldn't okay cuz when you even ask how I am when was
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the last time you asked how I how I was honestly yeah if I check my messages I would say a couple days ago do you deny
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that yeah you deny that yeah that I haven't asked you how you are in a couple days yeah you are a scum okay
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take a look there the only way to well I can't can I oh yeah pH S A Touch well don't you have a Macbook you can look at
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your message anyway all I see you now text messages sorry n oh gosh I just I
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just think that we can move on now and we don't need to keep bickering and let's just go on to the
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next topic are we are we all I'm going for our text messages oh my gosh
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okay right it's a lot of keen messaging and me not replying exactly yeah cuz
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you're annoying okay watch this you remember
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the time remember the time when we went on break and then you called me I miss you bro no I haven't told I haven't
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spoken to you in two weeks I actually miss you man I miss you I don't recall that but sure but I'm
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annoying was that all there's no story that comes with that all right I no because that's it you won't get any text
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M from then do you see how he said you won't get any you won't get any text messages from me then the only way we're going to resolve this is if one person
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speaks at a time so Ken if there's a few things you want to say Diaz just say it
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now say three things to sum it up because we just can't keep going back and forth so what do you want to say I'm not texting you anymore that's one thing
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you will never receive a text from me ever again okay second thing you will never receive a phone call from me ever again okay and third
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thing I [ __ ] hate you okay that seems very unhelpful kenen now yes three
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things you want to say to Ken closing statements if you were to never text me again and if you were never to call me
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again this podcast is doomed just know that second thing you can message and text just make sure it's about work and
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work only thank you it's always every about anyway and the third thing you'd like to say one more
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thing do you guys want to see this reaction video yes okay okay good we're going to see the reaction video let's do
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it now K do you want to see the reaction video yeah of course the one that you said was [ __ ] well let's see if it's [ __ ] have you seen it well let's see if
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it's [ __ ] I haven't seen it okay let's turn it on great is um connected to your
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computer it is right yeah it is I'm turning it on right now all right so in your emails guys before you click
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that stop watching [Music]
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it what is
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that you know I've been food poisoning the last day I can't physically watch
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that oh my gosh okay stop stop stop so I was meant
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to explain what you about to watch before you started watching why do I all
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of a sudden love you again so it's a video of a guy having a like a shower like he bathing himself
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underneath a cow pissing so a cow is pissing and there is a gentleman washing
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his face and his hair underneath the piss um now no guys this isn't one of those crazy viral videos of someone
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doing something insane it's not what it is um this is a normal day uh in in the
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life of a murri tribe male that's in South Sudan it's in South Sudan so um it
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revolves around their prized Bulls so uh if you have a bull and you have like uh
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you know um I wouldn't say it's a farm but essentially your your status and
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your wealth comes from your ball so what they do is they squat underneath uh streams of cow urine uh
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and they see it as antiseptic and as a aesthetic choice the ammonia in the
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urine also changes the color of their hair orange so this is a common practice how
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many times would they do it like a day would just be once like is this a I guess every time the ball needs
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to PE guys do you remember on earlier this week we spoke about urine being the um being like a health benefit thing
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yeah remember I brought up that there was that full like Journal study put together by people about the cow and how
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the cow's urine is like a big Health thing yeah this is it this could be it this the what they're practicing because
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it's it's an an aseptic but look how casually he's actually just washing his entire face like he's getting in the
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crooks and crannies of every part of his body he's like cleaning his nose out behind his ears in in his ears he's
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rubbing it into his hair in his face bro those balls are huge and that's a lot of
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P sorry that's a lot of piss how do they know when they're going to
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we I don't know I guess they just see him start to pee Hey listen to this
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comment someone goes um I don't know how real this is but someone go someone said Indian here whose family has kept cows
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for milk they're cool animals and the dry dung is good smokeless Fuel and
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works as a plaster in construction no one from my family drank the piss though it's not considered unclean and we know
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of folks who consume it or use it to richly purify stuff I think that's I think there's Merit to that cows
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themselves are pretty smart they form relationships with people like dogs do we did not get them okay I'm going to
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stop reading that cuz we just got real weird why no what does it
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say oh he just said we did not we did not get them impregnated though but one
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screwed a bull and had a complicated delivery which involved someone pulling the Cal okay this he just talking for
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the sake of talking at this point and then here he goes there was also dog who used to steal dried cow dong
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this comment got so Random uh that's wild I just read a comment saying R
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Kelly has entered the chat oh no oh gosh jeez where did you how did you find that
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that just pop up in your feed what is your algorithm giving yeah he just popped up on my feet and I was like what in and I thought it was one of those
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videos where like um it's just one person doing something really strange
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and I had to do some research and it's a normal practice in that in that area of Sudan this page is absolutely
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wild festering uncore vomitus _ Mass 2
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I've actually seen the page itself oh yeah oh what a yuck page I will never
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unse oh my gosh this whole page what is it what are you seeing Oh
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what anyway n I'm not even going to talk about it yeah wow is it that bad yeah
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like a dead person's head and what the hell uh isn't it funny how all of this stuff is allowed on Instagram but as
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soon as I like tell someone to f off in a comment my I get like a warning yeah
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it's so bad it's just weird you know it's so true though like I have friends who are creators and they post stuff
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that is so like just them doing their everyday thing like very chilled like a
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vlog yeah and they get T their their videos get taken down as strikes but then the [ __ ] that I see on the
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algorithm that just gets that still living and breathing and and and you
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know is allowed up is beyond me I saw something that was I saw something that was so cringe on Instagram
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yesterday and it just completely baffled me now in
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um off camera it is a very beautiful thing right okay on camera and then
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posting on Instagram is a whole different thing was it it was this this young mom pulling her titty out and
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feeding her child and she's recording it and she's like posing for the camera yeah I've seen these what the what are
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you doing you know when you said that I is I knew you were going to say that just say cuz literally I have seen these
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videos on Tik Tok I've seen these videos on Instagram and you're right they're not like oh mom is just feeding her baby
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it's not like a normal video no it's very like content creation but very odd
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and very distasteful the way it's on the way it's filmed one two it's explicit in
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nature the way like it's it looks like if you see like I remember being in shock watching it and I was like and
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then I tried to report I was like get this why is this even on like social media in any capacity it's weird like
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that all of that is allowed that's fine there's nothing wrong with that yeah and it was not just one mom it was like
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really weird there was like I want to say that week alone when I was trying and I literally said don't you know you
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have option to not show me these type of videos like I was clicking it I got shown like seven different moms seven
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different women doing this exact same thing I'm like what is going wrong with my algorithm is like a trend or
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something that's happening it could be Trend I think I've seen them as well um it wasn't a trend look I don't get I
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don't look you know I get you want to prove the point of how natural and
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normal it is but we know that it's natural and normal but it's not natural but it's not natural and normal to record it post on and yeah and to put it
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the way they were doing it filming it like obviously mothers feeding their kids that's so normal you have to feed
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your child I get that but the way they're filming it and the way it looks on screen like the videos itself were
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not right I'll tell you that we put it this way someone in public we go outside now and there's someone feeding them
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their their child yeah we give them space and we give him privacy because it's an intimate moment between mother
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and child and it's a feeding process and there's a reveal of um a part of the body that's sacred part of the body how
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do you feel about like you give the space how do you feel about a full reveal in public I think it's I think know I know
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like I would just I would excuse myself from the from the area I would just move on not I'm not going to stand there and look at it because it's not in my
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business even if someone was running around naked in public I would just be like I'm just going I just remove myself
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from it because it's I just don't you know but I think that they're two different things obviously yeah but it's
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just they need space and that because they maybe they can't get to the car or they're struggling or whatever it is it
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could be that or it could be like okay I'm exhausted cuz I know what it's like to see that they'll sit down I just need
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to feed my kid needs it okay cool and they don't need people hanging around watching so you just just move
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on but then when you film that and put it online it get weird it just feels
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uncomfortable for me cuz like I'm giving you the space and now you're full on like forcing it in my in front of me I
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can't explain to you the aesthetic of this video that I saw like she was making eye contact with the camera and she's like no it was weird it was
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weirdly sexual and I'm like dude get this [ __ ] off my yeah it was very off
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but it's it's just I'm sick of social media allowing that up there yeah they allow not even just that there's so many
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types of videos that are allowed on social media that I'm like I do not get how this is not considered explicit
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content and it's not removed like I just do not get it but yeah but I put up a free Palestine post and I get reported
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like it is the stupidest [ __ ] that you could come across I'm just sick of social Med just goes to show just goes
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to show how how uh how messed up it all is isn't it there's no other words to describe it other than swearing but it
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is a messed up messed up uh place to be social Med media mhm yeah awful yeah
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they're trying to change the mentality of certain things like they're pushing certain agendas and trying to make certain things normal that shouldn't be
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normal of course and it's just it's it's so sickening to see man it's like one
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thing is allowed but one thing is not and where's the freedom of speech yeah isn't it crazy isn't it crazy how like
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and I thought about this the other day when I saw a video um you know those people that go out on the streets and
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they interview people and they ask them questions oh like the pop fck and I saw one where a guy asked a girl
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you know what do you want in a guy what's your perfect man or something like that right that was along the lines
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of the question she's like you know he needs to be 6' three he needs to have money he can't be short if he's short I
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don't want him in my life but whatever right and then like I look at the comments and it's like yeah slay Queen like yeah I don't do short Kings like
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blah blah blah all this stuff right just [ __ ] on every other man that isn't 6 foot right mhm and then there was a
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similar video of a girl asking a guy that question and then he's like well
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she can't be this she doesn't want that blah blah blah I don't want a fat chiek I don't want blah blah blah that's what he's saying right very similar to what a
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female's opinion is on a guy physical description yeah physical description right and then the comments were ripping into this guy you can't say that how
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dare you fat shame how dare you what the hell is this world that we're living in where one side is okay and the other
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side is not that's just silly I think like at the end of the day everyone has a type and whatever that person's type is is that person's type and what you
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and Society are going to say to them and try to Sade them is just the most silliest thing because ultimately it's
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up to that individual what they like or what they perceive that they like yeah but the problem is that females can go around parading what they like and and
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no one blinks an eye but as soon as a guy goes out there and parades what he likes he's a whatever he's a misogynist
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yeah or he down on women or he sees himself as Superior like it's what are you talking about well yeah in that
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context that You' just provided that's very hypocritical yeah and the funny thing is social media is pushing that
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yeah it's pushing that agenda yeah no definitely well we went from cow urine on the face to this
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somehow I have no idea I don't even know how we got there but we did the essence of social media I think that's what
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we're trying to yeah it's just disgusting yeah it really is it's
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awful oh gosh let's move on I reckon yeah what's the next topic what are we talking about today
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actually do a cancel Squad takeover yeah let's do it yeah we haven't done a cancel Squad Take ask us questions there's a few questions here and we can
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just select which one we want to talk about yeah what did they say Do you believe in aliens yes everyone knows that I don't I
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get yeah you do no I'm 50/50 now what do you mean who you always believed in Aliens I did but now I'm 50/50 okay why
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did you meet an alien because as the days go on I start to believe that once again the world is a simulation and if
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the world is a simulation therefore we only simulated here on Earth and everything outside of Earth actually doesn't exist it's just simulated in our
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vision there's actually nothing else out there you really think this is a simulation I'm so close to it being
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certain yeah after buying the um the meta Quest 3 and experiencing virtual
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reality for the first time but proper virtual reality and then imagining where this is going to be in 100 years and
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where it's going to be in a th years I'm so certain that this is a simulation yeah but like remember last year when
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GTA you could start putting AI into GTA and you actually start listening to what people inside the game are saying yeah
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it's very similar to The Matrix Game did it too yeah oh I think it was The Matrix not GTA yeah only the only problem with
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that is you haven't given those MPCs sorry you don't know what we're talking about you were there we spoke about it
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with you so there was a game that came out and and it uses so you have the main character which is you you run around
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stealing cars whatever you do and then you have your random people walking around those random people had AI coded
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into them through microphone and they'll communicate to you and the was asking
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them like what happens when the game turns off yeah he goes what happens when the game turns off or did you know that
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you're in a game blah blah blah and they start responding and he'd be like what are you talking about yeah I'm not in a game and they actually start talking
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back to you right but the thing is those characters those AI characters haven't been given Freedom of Choice yet yeah
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free will once they have free will they can start making their own decisions once they start making their own decisions they're then conscious it is
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wild but how their then their conscience I'm just trying to put that together
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because like conscious sorry but like
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feelings right like right now we can all say like I feel it like you know we all
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have our own feelings towards things and things that make you upset things that make you happy correct that that's
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beyond coding though how do you know you don't know what Advanced coding is you don't know what advanced techn techology is that created us we don't know their
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techology none of us know none of us know it is wild to think but this is all I'm saying we've seen like for for
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example the best example I can give you know 30 years ago gaming games what was it it was Tetris yeah it was little it
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was snake it was a ping pong game right that's what games were 10 years later we had GTA you now have a world you can go
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out there steal cars shoot people whatever now you got VR games you fast forward another 10 years you now have
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virtual reality you put the headset on you can actually move your hands you can pick things up in this fake world right
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that's only in a 30 years span we went from Tetris to a virtual reality world
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where the hell are games going to be in a thousand years you're not going to be able to differentiate this real life this table
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to what's actually fake yeah you won't be able to and I feel like we've already done that and that's where we are right
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now did you hear the theory of this guy you wake up like you live your whole life excuse me you live your whole life
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and then when you die you wake up as a 16-year-old with a headset on yeah that's yeah I've seen it that they
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do that in um Rick and Morty yeah in the TV show Rick and mor haven't that episode yet so he lives an entire life
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and the whole episode is him living an entire life right so he gets old he marries this woman he has kids blah blah
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blah whatever then he falls off a bookshelf and he dies and the second he dies he sees game over and then he takes
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over his headset yeah he's the arcade yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I've seen that one that could POS that could actually
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be what it is now that could be it and then and that's the real world actually out there then you're in the real world and then you could be in that real world
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being in another simulation it could just be Sim within Sim within Sim within s i I just don't think that what we're
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living in now is true reality obviously it's our reality it exists for us what did that Neil Neil the grassy guy said
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he said that we are either the ones that will create the simulation that goes on forever or we are part of the simulation
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that has been going on forever and he said he said the chances El musk says this too right and by the way these are like the smartest people on earth right
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um the chances that we are living in true reality which means the first ever
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um you know thing that creates everything right yeah the chances of
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that is like a billion to one it's a billion to one chance that
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we're actually not a simulation but then if that's the case are you saying that like for example Drake or Logan Paul
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Logan Paul cheat code they've got cheat codes or they they they're like coded like with extra they they they are the
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main character that's when the whole concept of Main I think I just think I think they know how to play the game more than we do you think they've got
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access to that knowledge possibly no way possibly we can even take this back 2,000 years who's Jesus how did Jesus
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come with all this knowledge Jesus was a real person he actually existed let's take away faith and all that let's keep
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it his history right he came here with all these you know thoughts and ideas
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and explain to us the universe and the world how mhm maybe someone coded him
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yeah or maybe he's one of the mains and he just came down as himself and he said hey I'm just going to tell these guys the info it's weird it's so strange I
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don't know I it's just it's easier to dis believe in something Nishi it's harder to actually think that this could
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be because it's confronting it is it's very confronting to think it's a simulation only you know there's only I
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think there's only five outcomes of what this could actually be what the world actually is there's only five outcomes
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so there's actually a 20% chance that we are living in a simulation that's a big ass chance I don't think we're living in
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a simulation I do I don't I I it just doesn't are you a religious
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person Nish like do you believe in a high power yes definitely what do you what do you call that high power is it is it God you call it God okay so what
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did God do what do you mean what did God do for us what did he do regarding us regarding us he created us oh sorry what
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he created us yeah mhm okay how did he create us well that's for God to say
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like I for God to say but you believe in a Creator right you believe that someone actually said I'm going to create this
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so what's saying that that he didn't use advanced technology that he understands to actually create the simulation just like the guys that created GTA exactly
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advancy there's always a Creator so funny enough but I see your point I see your point and I get I get what you're
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saying with the advanced technology and like you know where we could be in a thousand years and this could be what we are now could be you know not even a th
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Aman 20 20 years I'm saying but I'm just saying if you think 20 years is going to be crazy imagine a th yeah but what I'm
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saying is like you you're saying that us we could be a product of like years of of of advanced Tech
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just some of simulation but there's that feeling that like you know that it's I
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don't know something more yeah but I don't think it it shouldn't be the simulation concept shouldn't take away
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from that feeling cuz that feeling is still it's still an energy that lives
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within that with is is placed within the simulation so whatever that energy is is
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the answer to where we come from or what we are a part of but I don't feel like that's coding if that that makes sense I
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think look the reason you got to realize you got to realize the reason I say coding right the word coding and coded
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is because that's what we understand as technology right now let's say God created us using something which he did
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he must have used something to create us that's for us to never know because we don't understand that technology no so
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when I say coding it's just trying to describe what we have here on Earth that could come as close to an explanation as
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possible yeah but at the same time you got to realize the theory of a simulation has actually got me closer to
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my faith because now that I believe we're a simulation I do believe that we were created if we were created we have to have a created to have it Creator
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therefore it's they' have to have some sort of level of intelligence to be able to create that's what I'm saying can't just be born out of nothing yeah I'd be
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so disappointed if like I wake up and I'm like actually 16-year-old with a headset on I'll take it off and be like
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damn it look it's not about it's not about us being it's not about us being it doesn't have to be a game it's not a game a simulation it's just likey I'm
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cre this and and everything happens in this has we have no control over whoever the Creator is hasn't got control over
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it's just happening well we I guess we'll find out one day when we're
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dead when we're in another simulation do you remember when remember like old school TVs when you used to turn them on
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yeah what did it look like when you turned it on static wasn't the static that popped up first no like it'd be
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black right the screen would be black you turn it on it's like a little white dot that goes and it opens up oh gosh
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yeah big bang Big Bang turns on that's what happened and a whole new world that was
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the Big Bang the Big Bang was just nothing little pixel it went and it opened up simulation and now you're
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inside of that TV sort of thing yeah I see what you're saying yeah how what were we talking about to get aliens aliens yeah yeah okay well then we
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that's the that's the cancel Squad takeover question let's get to a game now cuz that was very deep that was very
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deep um I just woke up this morning in this weird head space eh yeah fair enough he does one job one day at a
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trade job and then Life's a simulation it
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goes oh gosh all right improv game is that what we're playing today mhm so the
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question is right what can you say to your dog but not your
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girlfriend I don't have a dog but it's going to be what can you say to your dog and your girlfriend no what can you say to your dog but not your
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girlfriend who's a good [Music] girl sit
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sit sit so go
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outside o we're going to have to work on your
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obedience you can say that to your dog you can I guess you can't say bad
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dog good dog get back in the cage firstly you shouldn't be putting a
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dog in a cage no but they do crate training you say get back in the crate cage sounds more does your dog is your
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dog in a cage no no no but when you do crate training you keep him in a crate what's a crate so is that where you
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carry the dog around here yeah so no but it's more for like travel as well so like so then he like they get used to
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the crate they actually find a lot of com like very comforting okay and it's good for sleep and it's just it's good for when they're young to train them in
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that who's been digging holes in the backyard again what if she's been digging holes she might be G
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gardening just thought of something I love you but you're sick I'm
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going to have to put you down I'm going to miss you so
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much God oh I remember the day that my dog got put put down oh that's really
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sad it's probably why I don't like I don't like dogs but I don't want to get another dog cuz I know how much the
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Heartbreak is when you lose your dog it's a lot day oh of course they're family 13 years old dad comes home we
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had to put him down [ __ ] you could have warned us oh just off the bat yeah but then they
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buried him at the house that we were building at the time that's really sad I
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um yeah my dog died last year last year oh no two years now he was 16 though Liv oh my gosh was
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he small or a big dog he was a staffy oh he had a staffy but he was overweight overweight staffy fatty but 16 years did
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you know when um you get your pet cremated and this is for everyone out there there's two types of cremations if
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you just go for the basic cremation I don't know if they tell you this or not they cremate you with a whole bunch of they cremate your dog with a whole bunch
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of other dogs so you're actually getting ashes that might you're lying I swear we had
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to pay extra we to pay like4 or $500 extra for him to be put in a that's ridiculous in a whatever it's called
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Little Oven thing um by himself so we actually got his ashes so yeah if you're
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going to get your pet cremated guys make sure that it's not a group cremation that's the wildest thing I've ever heard and so wrong just thinking about like
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having to dig a hole and put your dog in it no that's not I've done that really sad yeah I know like it's a normal thing
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we did it with our guinea pigs and stuff I did it with my brother's dog passed away young 2 years old got bitten by a
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snake and he he was a big dog too what was it I had a German shepherd He was a brown golden retriever oo but big boy
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yeah big boy I love I love I love German Shepherds they're so beautiful I had a German Shepherd did you yeah called him
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stallion Sandy we all had German Shepherd sand is such a great name for a German Shepherd what was yours stallion
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stallion CU dad dad was like he run so fast like a horse like a horse stallion
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that's pretty funny that makes sense mine was Buster oh bust bust that's cute
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I was telling laa the other day cuz she's like Daddy I want a dog I want a dog so I started sharing a photos of a German Shepherd I said I used to have
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this dog she goes what was his name I said bustard she goes do you miss him I said yes she goes when we get a dog we'll name him Basta now you know what
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she's genius because now Kane wants to get a dog just to name him B talking to lorine about getting a dog but we're not going to get one anytime soon why
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they're actually really not that like well we've been talking about an extra kid not now but you know we still want
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to we still want to expand the family not anytime soon but we want we're looking at the options so when if you
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have another girl I call a buster
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how how do you want a boy I'd love I'd love to have a boy I'd love to at this
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point you're like I've had two girls cuz I want to see the dynamic change in the house I'm the only guy it would be good
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to get a bit of attention off me I would I would love I would love to have both
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um like you know you need to have boys and girls I just having one yeah and one or the other it's it's like I feel like
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it's a waste of a life what do you mean oh like as in not having one or the other no like like like like I think one
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of each one of each yeah yeah yeah yeah cuz you're going to experience your whole life is going to be such a
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different experience if you have like just boys or just girls or mixed it's going to be so different it is it'll be
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very different but I've still I've still got and I feel like YZ is the one that implanted me having and a boy into the
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universe he bought me a uh oh this is so sweet you're such a good friend you're such a good friend and cigars I you
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cigars no not cigars cuz usually usually it comes in a package but I must have just not got the cigars but for my 30th
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um I don't think we were friends at that time n or we knew each other at that time that's why you weren't there just so i' explain that but yeah yeah got
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this really expensive bottle of of um whiskey and he said don't open it until you have a boy and it's still sitting in
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my cupboard and I'm like oh I really want whiskey open it I never will we open at the hospital we cracking open at
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the hospital yeah we got to get some cigars too though are you going to do are you going to do a gender review no I think you're not going to I
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don't want to find like I don't want we want to keep it like I don't know you want to find out on the day yeah but
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then That's So risky well the thing is now it's not because it's not your first your first I feel like you should always
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find out so you can prepare make sure you have everything that you know the boy needs or the girl needs you know for us it was the other way around you can
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have a gender reveal party early like you can find out the sex of the kid at
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like I don't know I think like at least 8 weeks right I think it's a bit later than no you can't do eight weeks people
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don't even know they're pregnant till like eight weeks yeah it's more like three months all right but even then
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three months you can do a gender reveal party like around that time you'll still have time to prepare I think it's four months actually 16 no no you can
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definitely do it I'm just saying your First baby gender reveal that's fine find out the gender anything after that you can be surprised no I think first
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baby surprise second onwards gender do you plan it's your first baby don't you want to plan everything for that first
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child n you just get the standard stock standard stuff yeah
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interesting anyway uh improv game oh yeah that's what we're doing what can you say to
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your dog but not your girlfriend don't eat that we're having another kid I've said that a few times
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to ex Partners oh jeez all right well
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yeah I just really I'm really heartbroken from I just keep on seeing visions of my head of my dad Burying my
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dog our dog where didd you bury him it was under the house we were building oh so he was still guarding the house oh so
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he's haunting it spiritually guarding it I think spiritually guarding your parents still live in that house yeah
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okay that's good are they going to tell their next owners that there's dog bones underneath I don't know I don't think you need to tell someone that human
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bones different dog bones no not really oh K I have to bury my cat too
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all right there's a lot of burying going on yeah yeah Pets Come and Go guys they
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do the best thing in the world that I've ever heard your pet is a part of your life but to them you are their entire
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life that's so true I feel like my dog's my entire life I love him so much yeah
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but he's not he's going to come and go quick nich I'm not trying to say that no no no not trying to say that in a sad
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way but like you know 10 15 years that moves quick that's a long time if you live every day like it's see
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last then yeah it is a long time but usually we don't but I do like that and that's a
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good way to end yes you have a pet I like that well thanks for listening everyone already can new week ahead of
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us excited and pumped for it such a rush of emotions oh my God we still didn't do the secret word I know I did it oh did
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you you didn't do it no oh what was your secret word I'm not going to tell you well let's try and guess it's a secret
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no I didn't know I wasn't listening attentively for a secret word yeah I said it I said it about three or four times what was it what was
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it N I didn't he didn't I was about to say okay okay we've been holding on for two episodes now about this secret word
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game we got to do it the next one we promise we will maybe we shouldn't have a fight to start the episode then please
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don't yeah all right bye everyone see see
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you
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school it was like it class and my friend was like O come here come here come here I was like what she's like
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have you heard of YouTube and I was like no what's YouTube she's like look what I found and there was the early uh video
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of Justin Bieber singing to that what was her name Esme or there was this girl's it was this chick and he's
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singing to her with you or something and she's showing me this clip of him was after YouTube
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though this would have been like 2008 is it I still but I still remember that and
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then I was like this kid's going to be so famous oh my God like he's so good and then shortly how many like year
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later or two years later he's like popping up everywhere I think I'm getting the two memories confused over
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when my friend's like have you heard of YouTube to when she showed me that but it wasn't around the like didn't see there was all around that there was all
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around the the the naughties the NS wow YouTube is actually pretty old too
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no it's not that old that's what I'm thinking I thought it was like really old I think 2005 I think what always freaks me out and I was I always feel
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like it was yesterday when this happened when Janet Jackson's boob got revealed by Justin timac at the super bowl half
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time like it feels like it was yesterday and in that was 20 years ago it was actually in my little story too about
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the about the news of Jenna Jackson but I was like you know what this has taken way too long I'm going to Shrek Shrek 2
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came out Shrek 2 in 2004 y yeah but who cares about Shrek 2 I'm sorry that was the highest gross that was the highest
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grossing film of the year that year but it was a good it was good though for for part two like Us's confession album oh
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that was 2002 as well best album of his yeah agreed um although have you heard
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his latest song um kissing strangers is like amazing anyway continue wow now
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that was just a great trip down memory lanane there I love that yes can we have more of those please the way you narrate that so nice it was more of a a guy's
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perspective there I'd love Nisha to come on board and and give us a typical day of a girl back in 2000 whatever I mean
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or maybe in the 90s okay in the 90s this is what what I've got here waking up you're a young teenager in 2004 right
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you wake up to your traditional alarm clock or perhaps one of your mobile um
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your sorry your favorite CD as an alarm tone then you check your flip phone or your basic cell phone either or I had a
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fli same same same and check your latest text message and as yes said you got none you got none then you get ready for
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school you choose an outfit it might be well I went to an all girl school so it was uniform everyone wears uniform in
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Australia like you you would you put makeup on cuz girls at private schools even I think in public as well cuz I
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went to both they weren't allowed to wear makeup right you weren't allowed so you had to like put it on without putting it on I put I put makeup on but
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you had to be like very careful how you did it and I had a emo kind of oh you
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had the emo fr remember seeing that photo of you yeah I had the full mullet I had like the whole
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thing going using my hair straightener or my straighten my hair too yeah yeah did you straighten your hair I did for a
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little bit I wonder if my I wonder if my mypace is still active then you would go to school and
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you would go to your locker and you might decorate it with some personal touches you have handwritten notes to
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friends between classes and do you remember the disposable cameras did you guys do this you would have dis uh disposable cameras you'd bring like for
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school scho events outings cuz that was like all the rage and then after school
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you would like either do sports or whatever which is pretty normal I used to go to my friend's house do like homework sessions or just hang out never
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really a homework session to be honest and then come home and communicate via
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uh uh MSN MSN but you would have to you know have AOL as well what was AOL in I
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never used AOL that was different wasn't it I feel like that was like like my brother used a AOL and he's like 10
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years older than me but wasn't I'm so I don't have my memory is so vague here but wasn't AOL like what dialed up the
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internet it was like that that's the noise it made I think a I think AOL could have been an internet provider but
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they also had like a little chat group oh okay I'm we going we're going back to where the internet first like launch
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publicly do you remember the corded landline right we all had a corded landline and then you basically had to
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plug out plug in and plug out the you couldn't be on who picked up the phone yelling at your
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mom cuz your internet just completely disconnected yeah and the OC the OC good go watch that you had
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Myspace that last season of the OC pissed me off they just rush through the
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entire thing cuz it got cancelled so they just squeezed like the entire story into four episodes and you're like I
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don't even remember it now I do kind like what they did with Game of Thrones oh is it Game of Thrones was the wor SE
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you've never seen Game of Thrones I've only seen the first two seasons how do you watch two seasons and not continue
41:30
I'm really weird that way I could literally I have watched shows where I'm like maybe three episodes to finish and
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I just like I'm done what you're a demon yeah that's n dude evil that's not like
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that normal brain wouldn't be able to do that I don't know we need three episodes left of the entire let's get I'm going
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to we're going to get into this we run out of time we're going to get into this in the next episode The Demon behavior
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of yeah we have to the title of that let's do a let's do a motivational qu before we wrap it up no matter where you
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are in life celebrate it it's either a product of your growth or a place that
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will help you grow I can think of people that are forced into situations that are
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completely messed up and we know that's happening in the world right now yeah but other than but putting that aside if you if we can attempt to uh yeah
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celebrate what you have and where you are right now I think that's a good a good way to to do it I like that even if you leave off three episodes from the no
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no no that's not that's unacceptable well it depends there's always context well we'll break that down in our next
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episode guys thank you for being here make sure you subscribe already cancelled and we'll see you next time have a good one bye bye
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