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can hey guys how are we yeah I'm right good you good yes the chain looks excellent today thank you is that
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purposely how you wear your chain half of it tucked in your shirt there we go there we go where's
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Jesus there he is there you go you're good bless up stay blessed always protected remember when people used to
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say stay blessed no do people still say stay blessed when did anyone ever say stay
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blessed everyone said stay blessed at one point when when like a couple years ago stay blessed I know you said it I
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remember I remember bless up that was a thing oh bless up was a thing to that was a couple years ago but stay blessed
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don't think you know catch a lat alligator that was a thing too yeah maybe in camera what is Mark
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warberg have you seen Mark warberg socials recently no no this is very um religious very Jesus is he says good
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morning to everyone usually outside of chur church or inside a church do you know who else is and he's like stay stay
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prayed up love Jesus you know who else was always religious oh he's always been religious you know El is very religious
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lately who little n's ex don't don't don't bring that [ __ ] up you just have to ruin my
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day God I hate him you know I was actually going to say something when when when um he pulled his chain out and
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I was like oh his little M because listen let's you know what
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that's how we're going to start to we're going to start the show talking about Howa almost got canel on radio on her first month should we talk about that I
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don't want to talk about that enough with the Jesus jokes NE got you got you in trouble once
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before let's not make it twice it was little nice X I'm talking about not me I'm not doing the stupid
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[ __ ] you were doing little n x before little n x was doing little n abolutely
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absolutely absolutely not all right well let's get to this cancel Squad send us a request guys to to talk about the
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Paranormal oh I love paranormal ghosts paranormal the ghost yeah and I wish I was wearing my South African shirt today
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because I have a South African paranormal oh special to talk about trying to figure out where you going
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with that yeah have you guys ever heard of the tacos no never never heard of the tacos why does that sound familiar there's
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there's movies about the t is there a movie about a tacos toos it's a tick T it's spel okay so there's there's ways
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to spell it that's differently there's tick sounds friendly that sounds like you're getting tickled a lot tick Elmo kind of
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thing but then the toos or toosi or to like there's so many thos yeah
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thos but it's uh it's a South African um water spirit uhhuh water it's like a
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Pokémon it could be cuz it's created by an actual witch do that you go and you
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go and see oh God I'll give you some information on it cuz this thing uh it's been in my uh like stories in my family
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for my whole life we've heard about the Tash the to there may have there may or may not have been incidents but also um used as
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a threat like the toos will come and get you so so so which doctor will like put a curse on you is that not necessarily
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I'll get to that but I'll explain a little bit about what it is first yeah um and for anyone that knows about the toosh you you'll you'll you know exactly
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what I'm talking about here CU this is this is a pretty scary little demon thing uh it's a Mis prous evil spirit
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that can come that becomes Invisible by drinking water right listen going toit
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swallowing a stone and I'll just I'll get to how the VIS how it visits you uh toosh uh called upon malevolent by
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malevolent people to cause trouble for others uh it can be used to scare
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children its power extends to causing illness or even death to a victim oh oh
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jeez it might be banished by a pastor um who has the power to expel it from
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the area so like you know how like you have like people that do exorcisms and stuff there's a very there's there's actually a market for it in South Africa
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and like places you can buy certain things for and I'll explain later um but it's it's a pretty crazy thing now it
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comes the Traditions come from the kza OA and Zulu no not not no it's more of a
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smack suck suck the top of your
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mouth are you you're saying it's spelled x h o s no X is no X
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is not yeah my friend's name at school was bil no it wasn't no you're taking a
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Russell Peters standup comedy his actual name was bil no he was it's spelled x o
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b i l e bil so uh do you want to hear about how they actually created y so
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it's um usually a jealous person who is the considered the client will approach an evil witch doctor to take Vengeance
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on someone oh my God the client has to promise the soul of a loved one but
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cannot CH choose who as the toosh will choose the soul it decides to take so in
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order for you so I'm jealous of YZ right I go to a witch doctor I say I want to
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send a toosh to him the witch doctor you will will say you're going to have to
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you just so you know one of your loved ones will die yeah they will die the tukos will
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take it oh my God in order for it to go then the witch doctor locates a dead
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body to be possessed piercing the eye sockets and brain with a hot iron
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Rod so it cannot think for itself isn't it dead sprinkle it with some special
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powder shrinking the body and the toosi is then let loose to terrorize its
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Target taking its payment of the soul of the client's loved one weeks months or maybe years later
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but I thought that Souls can't be taken unless that individual says that I will
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sell my soul like to like the devil the classic saying yeah but in this instance
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you're going to a witch doctor and the witch doctor says for you to create this particular thing which is essentially
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like a zombify zombified human that's been shrunken and then possessed by the
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toosh um Spirit mhm that that has to in order for it to be activated it needs to
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take a soul to do it so a dead person is re brought back to life and the soul is what it costs for it to to to start up
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do you have any personal toos stories now one thing that I was told was that uh when a toos they children can see
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them human um adults can't but children can oh okay y so that's the reason why
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it's so terrorizing to adults because they can't see them sucks to oh oh wait an adult can't see them but kids can I
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thought it'd be more terrorizing for the kid if because like things are happening all around you whatever right but the kids they're very they act very friendly
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towards kids oh now apparently what I was told growing up is that the toos
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will come visit you at night and the signs that it's visited you is that you'd wake up with a black mark in the
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middle of your forehead going down your nose and the amount of times that I've woken up with black marks like a black
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line right down there I can probably count I probably like eight or nine times how old are
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you any age like any different age from six all the way up to a teenager and
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even to the point where the next that day I would be like super depressed
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super stressed super anxious is that because you knew that t had visited you well because I'd look in like I'd be
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able to see the line yeah and for some reason I'd just feel drained so what does a Tash actually do like you've now
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sent a Tash to let say y they go stop using is an example I don't like this it will terrorize y so there's one story
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that there's one story that um this woman in her house things moving in her roof she realized something was in her
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roof so she went to her manhole to check when she went to the when she went to the manhole it was open and something
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was peeping through her so it's more of a terrorizing thing and then it causes like an illness to the person yeah so we
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terrorize but she couldn't she tried she had a golf club and she tried to pull the manhole down but this thing was
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pulling it back and then it would constantly for the rest of the night even the neighbors would come but they couldn't see it because it was it like
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adults can't see it but how did she see it but she I don't know how she ended up seeing it yeah it was just Liv in addict that's all it was no but it wasn't it
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wasn't cuz they they went into the addict and nothing was there and then they found human feces in the addict
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they in the same no in the same in the same day and how could that person get out they went people she said that went
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people were on the roof trying to figure out how to get in but they couldn't get in they go in then no one's there yeah
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but like human Fe like like why is a t [ __ ] human food I don't know why it's [ __ ] it's a human it's
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technically a human shrunken to a small like that that high probably like 2 or 3T high so they still have like the
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biological needs yeah they still I don't know probably but they just can't think for themselves oh come at me toos kick
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you in the face think you could little dwarf going to do well that's what it is it's a hairy dwarf it's a hairy dwarf
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zombie what's it going to do like come on bro hairy dwarf zombie and it terrorizes it just runs up to you with
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like a permanent marker and just puts like black [ __ ] on your face and plays Marbles and stuff as well got to secure
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the bag for the witch doctor legitimately sounds like me as a kid sounds like the hairy part
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yeah pretty terrifying though no but hold on t l i want you to actually see what people have dra drawn them to be I
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actually have a image in my head of what a tacos looks like and it actually is a Pokémon character oh not I see a little
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like a little purple Pokémon I just see a little uh what do you call it have a look at that elf is that what you guys
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saw kind of show the camera a little bit but more hairier it's not that hairy it's like a little evil shrunken human
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hairy thing that was definitely not human whatever the hell that is you know you know I thought and oh I forgot the
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most important feature of the toosh a massive penis a huge penis like it's its
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penis is so big it it can throw it over its shoulder once again sounds like me
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as a kid crazy oh my God like I'll [ __ ] you not this is this is a legit like
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mytholog myological part of the story like what I don't know it's got a huge penis maybe like all Africans do like
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you know what I mean it's got a huge penis it's got like um it you can't see
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yeah because of the eye socket situation oh my gosh kind of want to watch a toosh movie now watch the T yeah you go to see
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the toosh movie It's kind of it's kind of freaky that's that's honestly the story went somewhere where I didn't
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think it'd go like I I thought it was going to be something like they give you sleep paralysis or something like that
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but that's part of the terrorizing so it probably could cuz you know I've I've had sleep paralysis before yeah and like
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I can recall the whole thing so clearly but I remember sleeping in my bed and I
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I was awake and everyone argues that I wasn't awake but I was 100% awake cuz I remember my dad coming in uh to my room
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saying he's leaving for work right and I was sick that day so I was sing home from school and so I was at home and I
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was looking at my wall and then I went to turn around and I always had a fan cuz it was summertime and someone like I could hear
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noises like someone fiddling with the fan yeah and I thought oh that's weird and so I was turning around to look at
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the fan and with who's fiddling with the fan and all of a sudden I see a black shadow right like a hand yeah and it
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touches my shoulder and as soon as it touched my shoulder I could not move yeah so I was looking face up I remember
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I was Frozen and all of a sudden it was like I was in Harry Potter right because
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it was it was like what is it Moaning Myrtle or whatever her name is and it's like oh no no not not that scene yeah
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kind of like that but then the snake hissing like that it was like it was tongues your chamber of secrets you went she went into the Chamber of Secrets I
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went into the Chamber of Secrets I was Harry Potter and all I heard was like that that's parcel tongue yeah
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parcel tongue but it was you're a little Harry Potter nerd you are as if no one knows what parcel tongue is yeah I knew
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what parcel tongue was you didn't know what he was until he said it yeah but he knew it existed but you didn't know the name of it that's as [ __ ] yeah Harry
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Potter's dope it is dope it's pretty cool that you knew it was parcel tongue yeah I heard that and it was like
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echoing like it was echoing I could not move she had a basilisk in her house okay now you're showing
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off can I ask you a question he would be herione straight up 100% obviously Ron
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just more annoying herione hey but we end up hooking up so that's all right what's that little one that you
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have to give a sock to Dobby Dobby your Dobby on the sleep I've got a question
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got a question for you what um sleep paralysis yes so you know how you said just real quick you know how you said you your dad walked into the room yeah
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and said I'm going to work did you confirm that with him oh he wouldn't remember that no cuz he he didn't exist
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you were dreaming that I no guaranteed you were dreaming that I wasn't yes I by the way I used to have sleep paralysis
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every single night yeah and after that after so hold on I heard the echoing and all of that the paral tongue whatever
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you want to call it and then I saw a witch like I'm not even lying some sort of image of a witch like on top of me is
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the best way to say it and a little lesbian witch trying to get some action and at that point I I was praying to
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every God I know I was like please get me out of this I was crying and then
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eventually it stopped and I ran out of my room and I didn't sleep in my room for how did you wake up from it how did you how did you uh break that cuz you're
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par you're paralyzed so how did you I just remember praying I was like pray can I tell you you know you know right
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do we have the same trick to get out of it well mine was told to me by a priest
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so I got sent to see a priest cuz I was getting sleep paralysis every single night without fail every night I was
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scared to go to sleep because I knew that I'd get visited by demons and [ __ ] yeah yeah like when I say every night I'm not exaggerating for like months I
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believe you how old were you um it was during High School was during high school and even a little bit after high
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school so then I went and I went and saw a priest and I was like here's thing he's like yeah he's like you're being visited by like Satan and the demons and
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like they're trying to get to you right so he gave me a Bible verse which I have tattered on me here is that the verse
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what does it say again it's um uh as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I Fe evil for the Lord is with me
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so he said just when you're when you're in this state of paralysis and cuz like
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you said you're in your room and you're looking around and you see your and you see your bookshelf and you see your desk
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everything's normal but you're just Frozen and there's things happening around you and things visiting you and whatever it is right it's freaky as hell
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it's so scary so he goes to me say this say this Bible verse um and tell me what
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happens next time I see you okay so then every time it would happen I'd say this verse the second I'd get to the end of
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it I'm awake wow I would I would just move my pinky you can't you can't yeah I
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can I must be like super strength human or something
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what has is exactly is an experience you guys are [ __ ] I need the power of Jesus to
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save me I [ __ ] move my pinky just just and what that was and then I just do
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this and then I'm up wow we got the visual as well that's literally visual all my pinky like all my toes I'd move
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my toes and then all of a sudden my leg and then I'd wake up so you've experienced like cuz it's just your body
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going to sleep just so you know that no this is your body's just gone to sleep but your mind and and you're awake but your body's asleep yeah this is that's a
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scientific term but I'll never forget what I saw and the fact that it's a universal thing that like people have
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seen the exact same things that I have demon sitting in the corner they come and they fly down across your face and
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fly back up just like Harry Potter and the dentals yeah but why is everyone seeing the same thing you know there have been people who have do been
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documented to have like scratch marks and like like physical
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injury take it with a grand of salt take that with AA salty I still believe it I
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still believe it she didn't just do that did she am I having sleep Polarises right [ __ ] now
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hararis paralysis yeah well um anyway each did their own I guess anyway so
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just move your pinky if you ever get caught in that or what's the dementor one the is expecto Patron
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expecto scream out expecto Patrona and see what happens well there you go you got a bit of toosi there and uh sleep
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poises paralysis [ __ ] that word it's a hard
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word it's not hard I just just just before we continue with paralysis did you just say it really fast sleep
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paralysis sleep paralysis sleep paralysis sleep paralysis there you go thank you round of applause good job I'll give it to you um all right
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something to react to are we doing reactions yeah let's jump into it um proposal gone wrong I found this oh this
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is what you were talking about the other day I thought this was the funniest [ __ ] the dumbest [ __ ] m but also the funny is
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I'm just sent you a link everybody okay I'm just going to connect everything for
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the audio and let's get straight to it because I haven't got the link no you didn't send us the link I just sent it
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to you oh you know what kid maybe send it to us earlier have't that no because I don't want you guys to see it until I
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got it it's alive I got it I got it it's alive all right we got it here just let
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me know when to hit play I shall I love paralysis videos paralysis
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proposal videos I'm losing my like what's a paralysis video no I like I like I feel
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like this is a par a paralysis episode okay let's get straight to it sound doesn't really matter as you
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can see if you put it full screen everybody this man is standing on a boat he's wearing H shorts his uh
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girlfriend I'm I'm assuming soon to be part uh engaged what is it fiance fiance
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standing in front of him they're reenacting the Titanic scene yeah and hit play to see what happens
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y oh beautiful he's about to get one knee she's looking away she's going to turn around he gets down on one knee he
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drops it and it falls into hee falls into the water after it he dropped the ring in the water and he also fell in
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the water which is well he dived after it if he saw that he actually Dives after it to try and catch it
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my you know what like him falling the water isn't as bad as the ring
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falling he can be retrieved quite easily that ring is gone well they reenacted the Titanic damn well when she throws
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the jewelry in the water at the end does she yeah at the end of the movie the one you know that rock they're looking for
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the stone whatever it is oh yeah the necklace I don't and then she goes she goes and she throws it it's like one of
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the worst scenes that sound she makes yeah I don't even remember when she throws it in there I think he might have
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retrieved it though he went in quite quick after it he did I have a subtle suspicion here like you know the risk of
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getting on a boat and proposing on a boat yeah and that you can drop anything at any time especially on that small boat into the water yeah I have a subtle
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suspicion that he bought a cheap Ring went to propose drops it Dives after it comes
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back can't find it can't find the ring Let's us go get a cheaper ring buys another cheap ring I'll eventually pay
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for a more expensive ring but still gets engaged it's not honestly that's actually not I would never think that
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that's a great idea that's actually really smart like if you can't afford a ring but you want to
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propose go to one of those $2 machines get one of those fake little
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plastic Rings the little Diamond plastic Rings she's not going to know she didn't see it could have been an empty box for
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all we [ __ ] know yeah that's actually so true no but if he retri or he might not no the whole point is to not
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retrieve it to not retrieve it we had that box filled with rocks and it just sunk straight to the bottom this is what
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I'm saying he could have he actually can get away with getting a cheap that is genius that it's actually very genius
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wow oh my gosh but it looked it looks so real when he drops it though yeah but you got to go full or hard out like if
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you don't dive in after the ring you you're not playing the part right watch that again did you when you proposed Ken
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till the rain did you go all out with the proposal I went to the highest cliff I could the highest sandin I could
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firstly a sand Jun and a cliff are two very different yeah I guess so no not
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guess so factual the factual so but I went to the highest sand June in Rainbow
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Beach in in Queensland yeah because if she said no a smart man
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you got to have a contingency plan guys but what do you mean if she said no what would happen well you know someone might
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have slipped are you admitting to like attempted murder right now what is going
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on no that's the joke I say were you scared she was going to say no no yeah I was
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just I was just like nervous cuz you're creating a moment you know when you create moments in your life and it's like a big moment like you just sweaty
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but my story is quite beautiful actually now that I think about it top of a sand Jun Rainbow
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Beach um no one there but everyone was there 10 minutes before and it started raining and I thought I'm not doing this
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in front of people oh it's raining now and then everyone left and I was waiting I thought oh maybe I just wait and then
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I and then I started walking and then the the rain stopped and the sun came out and then we went back to the top and
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then I was just like oh this is so cringe no is it it's cringe cuz it's so
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like loveby duby that's not proposals are cring but I just said I said oh Lor you know I love you and I said oh look
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like and I was looking out there and then as she was looking out there I turned her around and in one motion ring
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out box open down on one knee oh smooth will you marry me and then she's like oh
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my God yeah how much did you spend on the I will not
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reveal just a test it was a nice run was she was she expecting it or no no cuz we
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went on we went on the camping it was a camping trip with my parents oh were your parents were your parents there no
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they weren't there cuz I told my dad piss off like go take Mom for a walk and go cuz he knew oh okay okay so he knew
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did Mom know Mom didn't know yeah mom's mom's rowing things yeah SM she was standing there
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going trying to take a camera picture she was like oh do you have your nails done lay yeah
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a she would have been so happy though yeah it was and then people at the bottom of the of the uh sandin clapping
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and then coming and taking photos and it was that was it yeah cuz I like when when I got proposed to I didn't like I
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didn't think it was real I thought Jared was pulling a prank on me like I I wasn't even expecting it we went to like
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the beach and it was so beautiful uh but I thought he would propose to me when I've got like my nails done and like it
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was out at a dinner or something I looked like a straight up hobo I was eating a calipo or something no you
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weren't you were dress in baggy dirty clothes sucking a calipo chars on his
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neck well he goes no he he said oh let's play a game and I love games I know this
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I know this story it's actually funny and he was like like okay I'm going to draw like I'm going to write something
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in the sand and you have to guess what it is and automatically thought oh guessing game I'm gun at this like I'll
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get it right away and so I turned around like eating my calipo looking at the the beach well
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uh no he wrote something and I turned around and the first thing I saw was a w written in the sand and I don't know
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what came to me but I just I just started screaming out wver wal because I thought w i saw like I don't know where
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I saw the a or the L or the r or the U or the S but I I you know it was a
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longer word and he just looked at me like dumbfounded like oh my God I'm going to marry this yeah you know he like straight away he like there was two
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there was something going through his mind the first thing going through his mind is how quick can I rub this out like how quick can I I would have just
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war and when yeah you won You've Won congratulations and then walked away everyone's a
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winner yeah well anyway once I realized it was will you marry me and then he he
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got down on you know did he get down one yeah he probably did he better have got down wait wait wait wait did he or not
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you can't say he probably did he did I think he did it'd be weird if he didn't just puts it in your face he didn't he didn't I don't remember I actually don't
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remember but I remember him opening the he had the box with the ring and he doesn't have to get down on one Daye I I
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don't remember I think he I think he did all I just remember was like I was so overwhelmed I was so happy but then also that he was pranking me and I kept
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looking in like the distance to see if like I don't know like Aston Kutcher coming out like this is punked or something cuz I who the [ __ ] do you
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think you are who do you actually think you are delusional coost is going to come outa
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you've been punked we're going to go punk Ranna now but
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Jesus oh my God okay maybe like the the wish version of Ashton CER like Ashton
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butcher or something comes out and get you're punked right like I I thought it would be somebody I didn't believe it was real until it sunk in like an hour
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later but it was beautiful can you plug my headphones in again I think they came out ah there they go thank you now we're
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back you guys any proposal stories from you yeah so my proposal no Story one day well at least
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you know there's a little trick up your sleeve if you haven't if you're not going to buy an expensive ring you can at least drop it in the ocean and doy I
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might give that a go one day speaking of you and relationships and proposals yes you've got a little update for us from
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what my relationship yeah what relationship how's it going how's all the how's the dating world my oh D the
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dating world's weird hey I redownloaded some apps you know I I go through stages
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where I download apps I'm like this is pathetic and then I delete it and then I feel lonely again so then I redown do you have to do you have to redo the
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whole profile again no no no no active inactive he literally says welcome back oh no I feel like they're used to people
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deleting the app cuz that's what happens right even I think Hing hing's um slogan
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is made to be deleted is it oh yeah because they want to match you okay yeah
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so you match you find someone one you delete the app right yeah yeah pretty [ __ ] business like model but whatever
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they have repeating customers like you [ __ ] um you know what I've noticed right
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like back in the day when I was younger and I'm trying to take girls out and all that stuff I had to put a lot of effort
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in you'd always get nose and you'd have to like go follow up follow up follow up
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yeah you know come back with your tail between your legs and like beg essentially oh I really want to take you
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out I'm busy I'm busy I'm busy I'm bus you were chasing yeah yeah there was always the chase
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right now keep in mind by the way I've never dated anyone over the age of 21 I
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know that sounds crazy Le I know that sounds crazy say who do you think you are but it's true it's just sorry just
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Happ where Happ just happens accidentally it's not like I want that right go look at my search history it's all mil it's not like I'm into the you
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know 21y olds yeah but anyway that's for another story um but recently I was like
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you know what I'm looking to settle I don't want no 21y old 22y old trying to chase a dreams no I want someone who
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just like they got you want a a dreamless woman
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no you Horrible no what I mean what I mean by that is someone that's they
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they've done all that [ __ ] they've got their themselves they've found themselves yeah they're they're ready for they're ready to like settle get a
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relationship yeah 25 and above that's what I'm after so I set I set that criteria on my um on my dating ass and
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match with a a fair few people right and what I've noticed like this is going to come
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across weird the roles have reversed the roles have reversed what do you mean
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every girl that I'm talking to now or messaging or whatever it is MHM I don't want to use the word
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desperate right but it's the way they come across so how you how a young male
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was desperate for a link up yeah now
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seems that it's switched to it's switched it's so weird I've never exper being desate I've never experienced this
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in my life but it's like they are begging to be taken out they are begging to meet up they are begging for a
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relationship that's got to do with the age has to be with the age has to be yeah well obviously because the whole is
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it the biological clock thing could I mean look I think women who are like maybe 25 26 or bit later on or I guess
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it depends of whatever age women want to settle down at but obviously as you get older the book olical clock is ticking
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and are women like like are girls like thinking I have like 13 years left until
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I can't have kids is that what they're thinking or is it just like it's it's it's in instinctual I think I think for
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a lot of women it's instinctual like they want to settle down and have a family I mean obviously it's very subjective as well but ultimately women
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who want a family know that there's a thing called a biolog uh a biological
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clock and yeah at some at a certain age getting later into their 20s early 30s they really have to start thinking about
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okay well do I want to wait a bit later to have a family then I might have to you know uh go to the doctor like freeze
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some eggs all these things like you have to start considering it's the reality
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right if you if you want to start organizing Family Planning and all that kind of stuff so that's the mindset
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behind this yeah what is the actual wordings being used yes you want me to
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go through my DMs is that what you if if it's not if it's going to affect what
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you actually currently have then don't worry about it no like they're just conversations but it's just like like
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obviously you don't want to expose anyone or anyone feel uncomfortable trying to do here's the thing with guys
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right I'm here to speak on behalf of the majority right we enjoy the chase we do
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like we do like bit enjoy the chase because it's like achieving a goal it's like winning a race 100% if anything
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comes easy it's like but isn't that like [ __ ] [ __ ] like once you reach a certain age maybe when you in high
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school and maybe when you're at Uni I don't know like you're younger you you enjoy the chase I get it at that age cuz
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whatever right but when you like I don't know when you're in your 30s as if you want to be like going through the chase
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like just cut all the [ __ ] but that's where the excitement is like yeah you want to cut the [ __ ] but I'm I'm assuming that's where the excitement
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would be it's in it's in the opening mon it really is nothing ever comes nothing
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ever comes nothing good ever comes easy but the idea of being like okay she just messag now I'm going to wait an hour to
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message her back because I'm not going to play too Keen I'm like that's so dumb I [ __ ] hate your man interation by
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the way but it works nich and it has to happen you can't come across too strong like put it this way these girls I'm
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like turn turned off I am I'm turned off I'm probably not going to take any one of these girls out probably not one of
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them no but it's not but it's just like why are you so like like what's going on like why are you so adamant that you
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want this to happen because they're showing you that they like you you they're taking they don't even know me no but like they're like okay they're
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being courageous number one number two they're putting themselves out there and going hey I think that you and I would
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get along potentially I want to see if this there's there's going to be a flame they come off as if they they're they're
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like really strong independent women that know what they want because that is also attractive too no it does but no
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it's not it's more like I haven't even asked to meet up yet I haven't even said hey maybe we should go for a coffee so they're initiating they're initiating it
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so for example this one hey what are you doing tomorrow I'm free after 3 straight after that I didn't reply straight after
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that if you're not free tomorrow maybe we can do Friday all right then no reply this is not I'm not
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replying on purpose I just haven't seen the messages and then she messages again this was like when my birthday was and she goes oh my God it's my birthday also
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next week maybe we can celebrate together question mark like calm this is from this is from the same person this
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is the same person okay and that's one of like four so would so so so so what so you're not
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going to entertain it I just I just no so what would you rather what would you rather like like hey do you want to
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catch up for dinner and then you respond and then they wait a few just wait for
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me to ask wait so okay hold on hold let me get this clear so you want to take you want to you want to ask like you
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want to take them out on a date you don't want girls asking you to go out on a date yeah why I don't know it's just I
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don't know so okay let's just say you see the most
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like perfect girl for you right like she's got she's exactly your type and then you talk to talk to talk to her for
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a bit her personality matches yours like is just perfect and then she messages
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you and goes hey I was just thinking like do you want to grab a coffee sometime that would turn you off no
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that's fine but I would have probably already asked by then if she was that perfect and that might okay but let's just say she beat you to it you would
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still consider going out right yeah this is like a nine out of 10 wow this is
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this guy you know what keep the dating apps on your phone because clearly there's one thing there's one thing to
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say hey we should go have coffee sometime there's another thing to say if you're not free tomorrow maybe we can do Friday if not Friday I'll make time on
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Saturday oh my God it's your birthday let's go celebrate together got you a present like and not even one response
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yeah from y yeah that's now there's got to be a criteria everyone has a criteria n it's not only yes like people need to
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have the attraction as well as the balance needs to be right but I don't disagree with that of course but yeah
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the the Desperado thing it can come off very uncomfortable it can you know what you know what else is really uncomfortable what because I've um like
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changed my criteria to meet someone that's like 25 and above right that's what I'm looking for a lot of these
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dreamless woman let just a l no no not dreamless it's someone who's already achieved what they've wanted majority of these girls like there's this one that
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I'm matched with and I'm so intimidated she's gorgeous you want to see I want to show you one I'll keep
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this private but I'll show you she has oh so I can't see if you want to come around no don't just got a private
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account but internet was disconnect um so I'll
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show you in a sec she's absolutely gorgeous right she's Middle Eastern is she your cousin no no not
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this one okay oh my god um doesn't want to connect whatever
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anyway yeah tell her tell us about her though she's a doctor like a proper
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doctor what's a proper doctor you're either a doctor or you're not a doctor no because T like like a chiropractor is
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a doctor a dentist is a doctor how are you matching with these people they're dentists and chiropractors
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they're not doctors how are you matching with these girls you're matching with doctors and like really well educated
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women has yeah yeah so yeah why is that surprising because it's like what what
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what are you going to say go put me down down down I'm just like what are you putting in your profile have you seen this face brother go I'm a neurosurgeon
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imagine imagine you go my like doctor yes that's what I'm trying to sus out what's in the profile that gets a match
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you SE my profile it's the same one that I've had for a year maybe that photo of you looking out playing the guitar oh no
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that one's gone okay Co CU came with like a bloody doctor suit on like what
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do you call them stethoscope stethoscope listen I'm not fraudulent okay everything in there is legitimate okay
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um but it's usually I know okay I know how to message them okay you got game
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you got game it's not about having game it's just it's just human manipulation that's what it is so I will always leave
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so I don't know you guys don't use Hing married from 10 years ago you guys don't even know what a dating app is I've
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never I've never I've never used yeah I know you guys would have no idea it's pretty cool it's like Pokémon you
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collect all these oh my God collect them all you know what I mean um but then like for example hinge you'd see a photo
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or a comment that they've P or a statement about themselves and you can send them a like and with that like you
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respond to whatever it is right so one of my mov moves right this one works all
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the time okay Hing are you sure you want to reveal this just reveal it just
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reveal it yes I don't care I've got plenty in the bank don't worry oh my God so so this one works all the time hinge
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will give you a word limit of this comment right so I will write up this
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whole thing that's so like engaging and intriguing and then it will just end and
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I can't continue it and I'll say Hey listen I need to be honest with you that's how I'll start when I see a Girl
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Like You on hinge blah blah blah blah blah and I think to myself dot dot dot ran out of words sorry oh my God he's
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doing a cliffhanger move oh it works all that's a genius works all the time TV producer yeah yeah yeah that's just one
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of many by the way there's other ones and and and what's the success rate at that one yeah 100% 100% 100% that one
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works look at you go tips from YZ tips from y so what you're finding out is
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when you're going through this newer age bracket this this the change in the age bracket for you you're finding out that
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girls are a lot more forward that they maybe know what they want more and they're more willing to initiate rather
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than the other way around I don't think there's anything wrong with like if a woman's being courageous trying to ask
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you out on a date I think that's a great thing she's like as you said you're looking for someone who has got their
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[ __ ] together they know what they want okay I get it may but if it's repetitively that's when it might become
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a little bit yeah and I get that like if you're uncomfortable with that imagine if it was the other way around like imagine if
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y asked her five times for a response she would go he's a creep that's like
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let's not let's look at the balance of scales here guys yeah if a guy did what that was that they'd get caught a creep
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and they get blocked and they'd probably get reported to the police maybe not to that extent no but honestly girls would
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go that far it just what it feels like is it's like all right well one we meet
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up whatever you just trying to settle like do you even give a [ __ ] who you're going to be with like do you care well I
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means probably they do care that's why they want to get to know you like like maybe like I you're my type that's like
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I want to get to know you I'm going to ask you out do you want to see the doctor loaded come have a look at the doctor like
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GP I'm assuming she's doing she's doing her Masters right now that's her there
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she okay that's her there out of 10 Nishi okay hold on showy these are old
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photos I don't look at old photos but like yeah 2024 load up she is beautiful and she's
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a do she's a 10 never n is never short of of of Landing the the good ones the
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good-looking ones all that matters though at the end of the day the right age the right the right age definitely
39:46
yeah and like the right time the right moment the right personality do you want like you you want to settle can you
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believe I've never dated anyone over 21 that's actually like just thinking about it that's a bit weird okay but in saying
39:57
that like my first girlfriend I was 20 so like yeah what was your last
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girlfriend when we broke up yeah what was the age she would have been 21 oh my God and that's the oldest I've
40:09
ever gone 21 can you do something for me wow
40:16
well who knows now you well let's we'll check back in on that and see how it's all going there see if you end up going
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any of these dates just entertain one of them though now this doctor be my sugar
40:28
Mama hopefully it's your life partner you get to skip the line as well there's another chick I'm talking to very
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intimidating as well she's 22 is that why she's intimidating wait just wait
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just wait she's 22 she has her own business which is killing it yeah she has two properties
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in her name already oh [ __ ] she driv like $100,000 car yeah she's 22 brother
40:53
good H yeah but that's intimidating Daddy's Money amazing am bring your
40:58
great free entertainment has entertainment night every Thursday and Friday I can
41:05
get you into a club without waiting in line yeah it's not special you'll be right bro there's more to you than clubs
41:12
DJing entertainment per more to you than all those things name one Tik Tok name
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one that's what I thought
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no no but I am looking for a sugar mama all right well there you go sugar M please contact us K of Nisha on
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Instagram please all right well let's get straight to a motivational quote of the day Nisha
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you are up oh I yes so my motivational quote of the day is the camera everyone
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saw your reaction then we all saw you were shocked you forgot it was yours sometimes in life right you get
41:53
things no sometimes in life you realize that
41:59
people don't really know your worth in certain environments right so it's it's
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good when you go to different environments and you making this up she's trying to
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take a quote that she heard ages ago and she's trying to remember it and then recite it in her own words well I know we've this has been done before I've
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heard this so many times yeah yeah yeah we've actually done this on our prior show what it what it was was that you
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some places you're worth like okay this is what it was a bottle of water is worth $5 at the airport don't want you
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to finish it no I want to hear this $8 at the movies no I forgot it I forgot $20 on a
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plane all right here's your quote here's your quote there's only one type of person that's like you and that is you
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did she just change the motivational quot completely I did hold on can you can you let me finish okay yeah come
42:57
let me SL again I'm going to rephrase it no worries I'll take as much time as you want there's no one else like you on the
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planet so don't change for anyone that's it factually incorrect to
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be honest what do you mean statistically there's seven people on Earth that look like you and act like you same personality and same same face so
43:20
there's actually seven people on this planet at this exact time and average that could that's pretty much 99% you
43:26
yeah 99% you okay and and what about people off Planet like you got to think about that too yeah it's a big universe you know there there's plenty other
43:33
planets out no one else has your soul yeah none Soul even do Souls even
43:39
exist yes opinionated really yeah well okay okay so you're telling me that
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you've met the six other people or seven other people that are like you in this world when did I tell you that well what
43:50
I'm saying is you you're claiming that there are seven other people no science is claiming not me science is claim
43:56
claiming that yes and have you ever met someone that is like you well There's 7 billion people on Earth so very I'd
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rather like probably better chance winning the lotto to be honest with you yeah well if you what I say is if if if I could probably type in Indian girl and
44:08
find a billion girls that look like yishi absolutely not and it's not about looking like it's it's the essence of
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you there's there's no one else who has the essence of you that's your biggest commodity in life because no one else
44:19
can be you Jared could replace you tomorrow with another R there's there's another six walking around does he have
44:24
a clone I don't believe the science unless I don't see now that you brought cloning into it there's probably
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hundreds of you now there could be thousands I'm I'm there's a possibility I'm talking about the essence that's
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what you're missing here there's Describe the word essence e s e spell
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describe okay the meaning of essence is your
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aura okay your your aura your Ora that's that's what it
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is does everyone want does everyone want the actual definition please imagine your aura I'll be likeu
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well done I bow down what in a billion chance the intrisic nature or indispensable
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quality of something especially something abstract which determines its character M that's not what you said
45:20
it's not what you said but you used the word correctly so I use the word correctly the essence of you no one else
45:26
can be that so just embrace it oh that's not what he says doesn't say no one else can be that yeah but I'm telling you oh
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okay sorry guys she's telling us and we'll leave you with that stay true to
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yourself I love you all bye [Music]
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