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and my mom said try putting your urine on your face and my mom is like old
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school okay and I'm like no Mom I'm not putting it on she goes what what's going to happen and I put it in a little
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already canell hey welcome already cancelled what's cracker lacking Hey Brother hello hi you got to match the
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reasons go is that sort of how you want it done Oh I thought he was actually I was like why you pointing at me I was
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like I don't know what we're talking no I think it's good I think you kind of go like he you know it pulls me out
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something yeah wakes you out gets you ready it's good it's a good thing though oh okay cool hence why you always take the lead if I if I took the
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lead well we wouldn't start really well everyone leads their own thing right everyone leads their own thing here you
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know we all have our segments y's got what's popping we're going to get to that in a sec Nishi had a run in with a trady at her house we'll get to that a
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little bit later weird or wonderful I have the most weirdest thing I've ever
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seen in my entire life but some people believe it's wonderful from a scale of one to Ken how weird is it it's it's
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beyond KY it's beyond it really is uh but apparently people think it's it's
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wonderful it's it's about urine everybody it's about urine uh and if we have time we'll get to a fact or cap so
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already cancelled podcast the latest and greatest yes what's popping what do you have oh you kind of got it wrong but
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it's okay we'll continue are we going to get rid of that sorry I feel like we're going like ADHD right now why oh he just
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it's the intro is different oh the trending stories around the world the latest and greatest trending story
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around the world y has it covered there we go jeez I don't want to correct you next time k um Guys Burger King if
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you're living in Australia it's called Hungry Jacks but we all know it as Burger Kings we all watch Hollywood movies um they're actually uh willing to
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pay someone a million dollars to create their next Whopper ID that's brilliant a million dollars to create a burger you
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know what I will say before we even address it I had Hungry Jacks I want to say 2 days ago yeah and it's been at
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least for me personally like 5 years plus since I've had Hungry Jacks maybe
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even big like yeah I'm just not a Hungry Jacks scal I had their chips for the
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first time phenomenal oh no no no no hold on for a second we we've spoken about this
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before it's always been Hungry Jacks chips are the best no they're not it's always been because Hungry Jack's chips
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are the perfect balance of Mack's chips and K sea chips put into one and the seasoning is brilliant once again guys
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if you're if you're listening outside of Australia Burger King chips we're talking about Burger King here it's exact so brilliant no ever since they
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Chang them from the thin to the thick I can't have them anymore so I always change I always change the Hungry Jack
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chips when I go order my meal to onion rings I can't have the chips okay I'm sorry the chip one they're great but two
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onion rings over any sort of fry is wild to me really yeah I don't like onion rings
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that much anyway that's what has a point the chips are great $1 million for the wobber burger do you guys actually want
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to try and submit something are we should like we should come together we'll go Harvey we could I'm going to be
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honest with you I don't know if it's open to Aussies because the the headline does say Burger King um I'll look I'll read
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it out let's let's find out Burger King is launching a unique opportunity for fans I'm a fan to Showcase their
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creativity and potentially win 1 million by designing the next Whopper uh participants can enter the million dooll
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Whopper contest by submitting their ID uh Whopper ingredients for a chance to have their creation sold Nationwide uh
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entries are limited to three per person guys that's nine chances for us that's a lot of chances so the okay the Whopper
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which is obviously the signature hamburger there uh what's in it let's figure this out first the original Whopper the original Whopper do you have
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it there in front of you just get the get the um okay I'm trying to find it but they have okay here we go meat so
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they have the beef patty flame grilled has to be grilled has to be flame grilled yep sesame seed bun mhm
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mayonnaise lettuce tomato pickles ketchup and sliced I'm assuming it's going to say sliced onion
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cheese let me check oh no you have to add the cheese to the Whopper yeah you add cheese oh do you actually yeah you
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have to say can I get a Whopper with cheese all right let me see what that last oh yeah sliced onion it's sliced onion okay so it's simple I like that
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traditional burer by the way just real quick tomatoes and burgers y or name brilliant you guys are you guys are
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disgusting what do you mean the the tomato juice with the sauce tastes delicious no no Gourmet Burgers cannot
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have tomato in it but a lot of them do yeah but if you okay look guys I'm a part of the burger appreciation society
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in Australia you're not yes I am on Facebook yes it is Mother effort I'm going to show you right now it's an
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actual thing yes and it is so people go around and they try new burger spots and
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they'll post a review on this page oh my go and if it ever has tomato it's automatically a one out of 10 you cannot
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put tomato on a burger it's very subjective it is not a sandwich not a ham cheese and tomato you cannot put a
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tomato on a burger you can't even argue that fact because most Burgers have tomato so if anyone's a minority here
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that's you that's completely wrong actually they don't what do you mean okay name one burger at McDonald's right
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now off the top of your head that has tomato that holy [ __ ] thank you MC Feist
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MC Feast yeah but you're going off the new menu like you're going new it's been around for years I worked at Ma when I was like 16 we had MC face back there MC
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face even i' have never heard of the MC MC is literally maca's uh combat to the Whopper this is the problem this is the
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problem I don't actually have it does have a tomato you're right it does have a tomato however however that's one burger and the chicken bacon Deluxe I
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think too I think that has it too oh chicken's fine I'm talking about I'm talking about beef it's got to be beef
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chicken chicken and tomato I actually don't have the burgers and macers I always have their wraps and the wraps have tomato in it I know what we do to
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win this million dollars what very simple take out the Tomato genius $1 million R nah n people
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n n n Tom is there for a reason it's there for a reason yeah all right let's
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submit this I want to submit it I actually think what might change or
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needs to change cuz all they all right now all they put in is mayonnaise on the Whopper burger right wonder if we come
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up with a secret sauce that could re revolutionize the Whopper burger no I think the way they
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re like how can you revolutionize a burger with a sacred sauce there's so many sources out there I know but that's what they're missing out you know that
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no they're not they've got the perfect Source mayonnaise tomato sauce you can't you can't mess I know what we do I know
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what we do what guys this is it think about us us three right we all come from different cultures and backgrounds I re
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can we submit three three different ideas that actually represent where
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we're from that's not a bad idea Nisha you have like a um like a but I don't know like some Indian yeah
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kind of dish yeah but I mean not dish but what would you do for a burger like how would you season the meat for example and what sauce would you use
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what's the what's that orange chicken you guys like to smash all the time a butter chicken no no no the other one
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it's just like actual chicken pieces like chicken ticka yeah the tick Masala
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yeah I think that's been done guys the different flavors of the world it's been done I think you got to do something
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like camel burger like make it Square camel Whopper like make it square no
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that's like something that's like really out left field but imagine the cost price for a square bun just get the
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bread from Bakers Delight yeah okay I'm sure don't think Burger King or Hungry Jacks are getting them bread from B from
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I've gone through I've asked their bread they could change their bread so they
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have the sesame seed bun but they could do like a Turkish bun or something different Turkish bread a Turkish
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lightly toasted oh for the Whopper burger oh we're getting somewhere it's not a burger anymore though guys now
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it's a sandwich you're changing everything how about this the Burger King Quantum
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Burger a burger that includes the elements that change flavors based on the temperature of which they're served
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using Innovative food technology yeah fast food chain would Thrive off that and what's Innovative food technology I
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don't know we have to make it up we have to invent something yeah no I'm good bro we're not scientists all right we just
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need to like come up with one this is what I'm just I just typed in the chat B say give me some give me 20 new ideas for the Burger King Burger the hoer
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Whopper the hoer Whopper it's going to be called the Hoppa Whopper and it's kangaroo I was oh it's kangaroo I was
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going to say frog but kangaroo makes so much more sense no it's R meat that
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solves the pest that solves the pest problems for Farms yeah this could actually the
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hopper Whopper the hopper Whopper I don't know I don't like it I don't I don't like it guys I don't like it all
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right well then it's 50/50 K when we win the H for 1 million anisha's out no hold on that's all you said I heard I'm out
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no I all I say I don't think that's going to win no one wants Kangaroo on the menu all right you've got one chance to to top that one I think they just
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need to keep it simple wonder if they just added bacon no you think we're going to win
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the million dollars by adding bacon sometimes the most simple ideas people to go over the top have a square bun go
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to bers theine put a kangaroo in there maybe it's right in front of our eyes it was baking this whole time it's called
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the bacon Deluxe yeah well literally they have a it's not called the Whopper is it yeah this is quite interesting
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would you eat a a Whopper at breakfast time yeah I always yeah i' always eat
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fast what if I said we throw what if I said we throw an egg on it that's the same as her bacon on I
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know but I'm just saying now that I'm going off that what if you just threw an egg on guys it's the sauce I'm telling
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you it's the sauce this is very hard just just imagine having a Perry Perry sauce in the Whopper burger just becomes
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a PTO I'm just I'm just I'm just keep on coming back to the hopper Whopper I keep on coming back to it because people
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don't know like it's actually not bad kangaroo meat's not that bad love kangaroo meat it's lean it's healthy
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it's so lean if you're like try if you're trying to build muscle you you're
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slapping you slap some kangar red meat on the barbie that's what you do he's he's got a point it tastes really bad so
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that's that the boom we've got the gym goers yes we've got the gym goers we've got the Farmers on board cuz they want to get rid of the r eating all their
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fruit and stuff well not even get rid of them they actually get to sell them now they can capture them and sell them well
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you capture them that's sad yeah but this is our national animal too yeah we're the only country in the world that allows us to eat our national animal
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that's messed up if you think about it yeah well there's a lot of them can't really pick and choose I don't know guys
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all right well if if you think this is the best idea just write the give us an idea put an idea in the comments and
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we'll submit it and take your million we'll give you yeah we'll we'll
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yeah like you know we'll give you a 10% cut how about that a 10% cut of the million
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dollar is a lot we'll figure it out I just think it's the source last closing statements
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uh once again I think it's the source that's my I reckon just I reckon just submit the hopper Whopper and see what
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happens but also why fix something that's not broken these are my final statements okay about this situation why
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fix something that's not broken yesterday I went to McDonald's well my husband went to McDonald's and he got us
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one of my favorite ice creams a chocolate Sunday and basic he got a chocolate Oreo
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McFlurry basic not a chocolate just an Oreo McFlurry sorry I keep adding chocolate in front of it because they've
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changed their Sunday mix they now only serve it as chocolate ice ice cream and
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not vanilla ice cream anymore no I'm sure they have as vanilla no they say
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they've changed it and now I and look this might be fake news but this is what they told us unless it broke and they
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lied but they now serve no vanilla ice cream in the Oro flurry all the Sunday
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it's chocolate and I couldn't finish it cuz it didn't taste good that can't be right they actually specifically said
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that to you or are you assuming to be honest look
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okay the memories a bit blur no it's not the memor is a bit blurry but I'm I'm pretty certain that this is now well if
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it's anything like the way you describe the ice creams because you you how did you order it what did you ask for well
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he ordered it and Jared asked for a Oreo McFlurry yep simple and a um chocolate
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sundae that's I'm on the meca's website and it says they still serve it so now
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usually if this is a new if this is I think they lied to you because they they just didn't want to I'll tell you what
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happened because what they do because I do like my soft serves and my and my ice creams from macers yeah they they you
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order what you want and then they'll ask you they'll say chocolate or vanilla and I feel like Jared might have got confused because he's like obviously
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chocolate like this a chocolate Sunday so he said chocolate yeah no always order it that makes no sense we always
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order it so I don't know anyway I'll investigate this and I'll get back to you this week don't worry about it you
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know what I'm I'm going to take it upon me do you know what else just real quick on this um Hungry Jacks Burger King
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topic yeah Indians have taken over Burger King yeah or Hungry Jacks in
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Australia oh as in they majority owned by Indians there you go wild fun has
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fact yeah so maybe you should Chuck that uh TI masala chicken burger might become a massive hit people that really enjoy
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uh Burger King usually would be a trady a Trader would quickly have to drop by a fast food joint pick up some Burger King
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macers whatever it is and then head over to Aisha's house and do some work and then have some runin no this is like
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this is the situation right I went to an old girl school and I feel like this is where the problems stem in terms of why
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now there's this phenomenon going on in my life whenever there's a tray around so we had to get a fence fix there was a
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trady they were so lovely but basically I have not issues but I'm weird around
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tradies when I talk to them because they're very blokey blos they're very
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uh they're manly they're man like but like is not the right sort of a dig at Jared right you married to a man hold on
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it's not manly is not the right word they're just like they're lingo and the way they speak it's very blokey iations
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we understand impation come on oh gosh oh let's go I've opened my door oh hey mate how
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you going hey mate oh my gosh right so well like were they British are they
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British your training are from I don't know how to do I can't but basically they're very
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like okay I think there's I think there's two parts to this one they the lingo as I said and they're very blokey
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and and I don't know why I'm weird around that but then also on top of that they ask a lot of questions that I can't
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answer as Technic questions actually not that technical I think a normal
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reasonable person would know questions the fence is there do you
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remember do you remember one of the questions at all no because Jared mostly spoke to the tradies I but you know what
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I also noticed guys speak differently to tradies too yeah guys talk differently around guys girls talk differently
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around girls that's a normal human behavior no the way guys talk around tradies is different yeah I'm going to
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be I'm going to be honest with you I feel like I feel like the um the the trade in Australia is split between two
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people right your true blue Aussies and then your Arabs I feel like they just Arabs have taken over the trade the
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trade world right lot of uh Renovations and the Arabs swing in yeah so when I noticed when I noticed that um or what
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I've noticed sorry is is when I have uh like true blue Aussie trady come through I become true blue Aussie it's it is you
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know what TR BL Aussie is very infectious it really is like I've actually caught myself saying the weirdest [ __ ]
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that I would never say what are we saying no like like like I've caught myself saying fed in once or
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twice I'm being serious yeah mate you you got to you got to your Taps just loose there mate I'm like oh fair inome
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you're joking I swear and then he looks at me like oh you're one of us and I'm like yeah I am and I'll be like anyways
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we not here to [ __ ] spiders go ahead and fix that mate you know what I mean I just go like you're full yeah but I
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think that's what it is the true blue Aussie that's the best way to put it you know what but that's not just tradies
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even when you speak to like the Chinese uh girl down at the Chinese shop
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ordering food you kind of speak with a Chinese accent maybe that's a thing for humans all right let's impersonate this
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K stay away from that that imp here all right so you're um what do you want a
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pork rolls that we're ordering I'll probably stay away from this impers go it's fine come on next
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please oh my God I'm the Asian lady go next please some fried Rye you do not
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say that you do not say that that such a lie you not ask for fry r a
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liar can I get some FR you do not say
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that I told you to stay away from this impersonation I told you no one asked
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you to [ __ ] no cuz I understand what you're saying you put on a weird little like yeah you
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do you put on a twang there's a twang so you're like no coriander no coriander do
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that but you don't go fried R but you don't also you also don't go no coriander no I do I do for some reason
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you want the you want the Pat and I'm like yes Pat good and then she be like you want that corand no no no corand you
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know what this happens this happens when you're talking to children as well you speak in child like child sentences are
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put together like yeah this like this no good I don't I don't know how to I don't know how to say it I did not do that IED
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to sounds speaking to a chin child again okay hold on hold on I try to
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avoid that I'm not seeing any Asian people anymore I'm not seeing that no but in all honesty no but you got
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realize I do to everyone I do to my parents my parents I'm when I'm explain something like like um like I'll I'll put like a Accent on
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something so I'll be like oh we need to drive over here I'll tell my mom we need to drive over here yeah sometimes think
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sometimes I think the differentiation is that like when I talk to like I go to a restaurant and they have broken English
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or they have an accent I I don't like respond back and broken English or anything like that because like that's
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racist probably that's not nice but but it's not a bad thing you just find yourself falling into it just fall into
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it it's not ill intent no but I think what I do do which I think is very common to your point Keen is picking up
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other people's accents I think that is very natural to do so and you know what it is it's because you want to make the
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other person feel comtable yeah so when a Trad rocks up to your house and you know he's got to do work and you're paying him for it and you want him to be
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want him to get the job done right then you'll you'll sort of lean into their
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lingo their lingo yeah I've noticed that happens all the time and guys talk to like tradies or like I think true blue
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Aussie is the right way because when they're true blue Aussie tra that's what I mean like very blokey bloke like yeah mate how you going like you know and
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they're speaking really fast and they're using lingo I don't understand and I get really overwhelmed and you're from camra
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though yeah I like you were just around that all the time is true blue down there not I think it's everywhere in
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Australia you meet like no the specific areas that are not I camber is pretty Bogan no it's not it's not no no it's
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not but I don't even believe camber exists fake I just feel like it's a fake Town well technically it is it was all
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created because Melbourne and Sydney couldn't come eye to eye so they just camra right in the middle right in the middle which was not right in the middle
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at all and let's be honest cra's great though just a it's a party capital for politicians that's all it is there not
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that much party going on to be honest I can only imagine what these like political meetings are
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like there's they just legalize cocaine or some [ __ ] in camra definitely there's
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definitely drug usage bro they decriminalized cocaine in camra and CRA
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Al away from everyone yeah you got the Prime Minister just going all right the agenda today is I'm
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not a criminal no look we got to legalize this [ __ ] we got to legalize this [ __ ] he's about to
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get arrested like legalize it Legalize It quick he's sorted he's sorted camra's look camra is not a party like I don't
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think there's that many parties going on in camra to be honest but it's I love CRA well looking at this tray thing another thing as well is like for a guy
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you you very rarely would let the trader go in your house without you being there I couldn't I struggle to to let that
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happen what do you mean like if a Trad if we need a Trader to do something at the house I I will make sure I'm there
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cuz I just feel like I don't know I just feel weird another man in my house like it just feels weird it is a very weird
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feeling it's a weird feeling going through like like there's something about a guy with like you know being a
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handyman and being able to do things and then you got to pay someone to come in like already that's a bit of an issue oh
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and then on top of that you're not even there to like watch how he does it so you know how to do it next time are you talking about feeling a bit demasculate
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yeah maybe there's a bit of Dem masculation there a that's why I always I I'll make sure to hire a real ugly tra
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just just old one yeah just so like I feel better about myself that's
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ridiculous I've never had that problem I pay for anything to get done yeah even when I live when I live by myself clean
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out every 2 weeks yeah to proper clean the house you got to realize it was a big freaking house by the way n yeah
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okay um my Gardens I never did them my lawn I never did it I'd pay someone to come out and do it it's just easier that
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way yeah I haven't got time to be I love M I don't have time for that [ __ ] I'm all about the man liness I'm
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all about that stuff manly about that mowing the lawn what's so manly about mowing the lawn anyone can mow the lawn
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no I you know this is such an interesting debate this is probably going to sound very um ridiculous on my
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end and I know it is but I actually think mowing the lawn like when I see women mow the lawn automatically for
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whatever reason my head I'm like that doesn't seem right I think you feel like she's an Abus relationship don't you she does cuz I've had those thoughts as well
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oh her husband must be an [ __ ] that's what I feel straight away then I go hold on for a second she's like a strong
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independent woman yeah of course and it's probably that's most I feel like getting out though and mowing the lawn for her if I drive past like [ __ ] should
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I pull over and just do the last couple of pushes then I think nah it's not my lawn I feel like I feel like I'll always
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I will always pay someone I'll always for whatever needs to be done I'll pay someone yeah fair enough look I always
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say like when I can afford to get a personal chef that's what I would do awkward
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moments of traders in your house oh yeah well look I feel like it stems
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from my um girl school because that should be how you react around all guys then yeah but I used to when I got out
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of school like all girl school I was so weird around guys like I just couldn't hold a proper conver well I could but
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like so would you say coed is the best way I personally think coed is the best way I think coed is a good way to go
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yeah I think it's I think Anisha would be so different if she went to a CO school yeah it'd be such a
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[ __ ] I how dare you I reckon you would just be
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like I'm joking I'm just trying to get a reaction from you well I think CO's a
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better option only because it's not normal in a reflection of real life because you wanted to spend the days with boys didn't no it's because I don't
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think it's normal to only spend time with just the one sex like that's not the real world it's not natural it's not
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natural yeah and then you go to UNI and it's like I can't think of anything that went like horribly wrong in a co-ed
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School like between guys and girls I actually can't recall anything happening I mean I'm sure there it is
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cuz I feel like that's what people are afraid of right oh they're going to go to the bathrooms and hook up and they're going to do this and that [ __ ] doesn't
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happen but it I've got stories it's not about me though no I'm sure it does happen though behind J block I'm just
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going off my school if you if you know who you are and you're watching and listening you know know it's behind J block what happened behind J block what
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behind J block stays behind J block everybody J block is the is the place to
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be tell you guys about the um my old phone that I found the other day oh like from school from school yeah no I
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haven't told you about it no and I opened up the phone and this was when I was like 14 years old found the charge
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found everything for it and I plugged it in I opened it up went through old messages and it was the weirdest experience and I went into the gallery
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yeah oh God what was in the gallery no like bad yeah you got to realize I was
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14 years old and now imagine talking to other 14-year-old girl now imagine imagine yeah and I do I like deleted
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snapped the phone threw it out I was like that is messed up just a thing that those messages were received on other
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people's phones just remember that
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yeah no cuz that's that's that's that would still be considered illegal wouldn't it yes what if someone had sent
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me a photo when when they were 14 years old when you were 14 years I was 14 as
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well sorry very important to add that in there if now you did something with those photos yes no but even even still
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having them would be illegal maybe well I freaked the hell out straight away and I was like Snap and throw like there was
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some messed up vide messed up videos I don't think you found yes yes I don't think you found any phone I don't think
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any of this story is true that's
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crazy it's weird what we did back in the day I feel like all my videos from my like my 14-year-old self or like 15year
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old myself if I found that video from High um my friend from high school you dancing to Britney no it just be me in
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the music room just by myself on the oh that's cute yeah yeah no that's definitely not M mine involved carrots
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and stuff I want to know carot boy not me carrot girl that's actually a
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nickname in school it's carrot girl we had a carrot boy in school you had a carrot boy yeah we did oh [ __ ] anyways
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um well that was all weird stuff but I got a weird and wonderful that's going to rock you that's even Weir than this this is rocker rock yeah this is just
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strange weird or wonderful we're going to put it to the test it's something called Urology everybody have you heard of Urology before I I feel like it's to
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do with urine yeah so oh that is it yeah good it's the medicinal or medicinal or
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cosmetic way of treating something yeah and apparently urine according to one
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person called Jonathan Otto is the answer to a lot of our um skin issues
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and other uh medical issues that we have apparently urine is the best skin care
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treatment according to Jonathan utto let's have a listen to what he has to say it's it's very is the number one
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anti-aging Resource as far as I'm concerned by far Ura is the only clinically proven skin moisturizer in
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the world Ura is urine your skin looks amazing so are you rubbing the urine on your face every day it absorbs right
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away any objection would be is your face going to smell you can smell my face I only put it on an hour ago you'd smell
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it if it's there you can wash it off after 10 minutes but you don't need to cuz it's already absorbed urine is the
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number one anti-aging resource that's what we're dealing with that's disgusting uh is it a cream or is it
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straight P straight urine like straight onto the face it can't be he's telling
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he's saying it doesn't smell if I pissed on your face your face is going to smell well sometimes
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p
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to drink piss I've heard I've heard that you can drink piss to get certain nutrients if you're like in the desert what I've heard but apparently that's
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not right because we looked this up and they said that there was no scientific proof but to put pee on your face is a
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different thing though clinically proven to put pee on your face I'm looking this up I [ __ ] as you looked that up 90%
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of our followers on Instagram say that this is weird mhm uh and I'm interested to see the 10% that say it's wonderful I
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have found someone that has used this as treatment for something on their face
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and I'm going to give them a call in a second um but I've done some research into it and there there's a there is a
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little bit of research out there about this like actual medical studies um one being in
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particular for cow urine yes cow urine how it I don't know read this it's
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ridiculous it was accepted last year published on the 12th of the 5th
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2023 cow urine this is the abstract cow urine is a cure for all diseases and the
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cow is traveling is a traveling Pharmacy cow is most ad advantageous animal in
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terms of agreement immunity and anti-aging that's just the Top Line This
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is Wild yeah to think that it all just takes a bit of
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urine well look I looked it up it goes human urine and this is from very heal
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verywellhealth.com so you know sounds No false advertising human urine does not contain high enough concentrations of
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Ura to be effective plus human urine contains bacteria that can multiply on your skin causing infection and making
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your acne worse if you're interested in using urine on your skin opt for a skincare product that contains Ura instead well Ura is
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part of urine it's a it's a substance within your urine no but she's saying that there isn't enough Ura in your piss
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yeah that's what n is saying so it's like more bacteria that will you know eventuate from using something like this
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as opposed to you sure this are you sure this guy that we just what's his name Toby J Jonathan Otto oh where I get Toby
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from Jonathan utto I I feel like it's like a cream I I just can't believe that
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he's actually just on his face and saying he then goes on later to drink we specific interview he
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did we he goes on later to drink it yuck uh but this is the thing like there's
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some phological activity in this article hemorrhoids it takes cow and this is for
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cow urine just so we touch on that for a second uh it can be extracted and actually uh help uh be effective with
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combating hemorrhoids um any type of stones like a kidney B kidney or flatter
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oh interesting for 21 days you should drink a fresh a glass of fresh cow urine first thing in the morning where do you
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go find this like oh good you local colds or woolies just you know just one
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liter of cine for me please well just because Society Tau us that we can drink what comes out of their titties but we
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can't drink what comes out of anywhere else I mean I feel like I feel like forget Society just from like experience
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and like looking at the world drinking urine is a disgusting
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concept yeah she's got a point bit different to milk but it's still it's still crazy and there's a lot of references in that but it's just
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interesting to find that out but then I look at I look as well in the research and they said there's not enough to actually clarify there's a lack of
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evidence to clarify that this is actually good for you so I personally would not use urine but someone has one
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of our listeners has oh my gosh and we are going to FaceTime them so Talk Amongst yourselves whilst I get that
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ready uh because her story is quite interesting I'd like to get to the bottom of why she actually did it I
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can't believe it my my PE is pretty clear but I don't drink much water really confuses me you don't drink
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enough water I definitely don't drink enough water but my pee always comes out like not yellow interesting that's weird
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if you're not drinking enough water do you have a lot of like liquid I do have a like fruit and yeah could that be it
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hydrating myself through fruit like watermelon I don't know what's her name by the way
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Zena Zena Zena she sounds like a put piss on her face kind of chick she
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doesn't oh it is hopefully I think let see if this works by the FaceTime I was
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to meet a Zena i' probably you would assume I'd ask yeah oh you put in your face you ever been pissed on Jesus here
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we go good morning hello hello can you hear us
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there okay she's putting her headphones in I'm just going to get the desktop
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view up just uh some technical difficulties oh no hold on for a second
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do she drink P too did she say he can you hear me there he you that was fully K's fault
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that that was my fault sorry about that uh Zenna how are you welcome hi Zenna hi Zenna hi hi guys how are we good thanks
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you might not be able to see us I'll put the camera on so you can see me um there you go I'm in the bottom corner there
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hello hello um okay we have been talking about um
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the benefits of urine the benefits of urine now we put a post on our Instagram page last night and a lot of people voted as to it being weird rather than
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wonderful but you voted it as being wonderful and we thought well we have to
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find out why yeah you've gone on to say to me in texts that you actually used
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urine uh on your face at one point in your life now first and foremost was
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this human urine you used yeah I was tempted to get the cats but
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then I thought mine might be better no it was human than God you didn't go for the cat piss oh that's the worst type of
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piss on Earth anyways go on yeah human my own human your own urine okay what
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was it that you used it for and why didn't like and and how did you land on
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okay urines the answer now okay so we're going back probably about 20 years um
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I had a bad case of rosacea on my face and I remember my mom telling me
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cuz I had tried all these different creams and um antibiotics and it was not
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going and my mom said try putting your urine on your face and my mom is like
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old school okay and I'm like no Mom I'm not putting it on she goes what what's
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going to happen I said okay so I tried it one morning um now apparently the
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best time to use it is first thing in the morning okay um and I put it in a
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little plastic cup and I've wiped it on my face and it was disgusting I'm going to admit it was not a very pleasant
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thing to do and and I kept it on my face um for a little bit and then I washed it off and I said to my mom I'm not doing
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that again um and then that's it I left it at that now that was when I was about
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19 okay when I was about 13 that was the first time I put it on my face when I
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was about 13 I was working with my dad um in his coffee shop and I had burnt my
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hand um I don't do you want to ask other questions or we'll leave that at that for the face that's it's keep and going
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we'll ask the questions yeah yeah I got they're formulating don't worry um anyway so I was um on the sandwich
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machine working making a sandwich and I had burnt my the palm of my hand and it
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was a red thick mark on the palm of my hand and I was like ah you know
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screaming like when you burn yourself and and I don't know at that time who had told me I don't know if it was my
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grandfather but he said anytime you burn yourself go and we on it straight away
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so I ran to the bathroom and I sat on the toilet and I put my hands under and I just weighed on my hand and it stung
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so much and I clenched my fist and I held it there like for as long as I could got up I just kept it there I
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think I was in the bathroom for about 5 minutes just keeping my hand clenched like this yeah and then I washed my hand
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the next day there was not one mark on my hand you're lying I I don't have any scar to prove
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happened there's nothing there show us the other hand show us the other hand show us the other hand for proof that's
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my other hand okay no scar guys no scar no scar okay so so there's been two incidences in your life when you're 13
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you weed on your hand after getting burned and then when you were 19 what was it that had um Ro was it Roa Rosia
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rosacea what is that rosacea it's something where the the cells the blood
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cells on your face they come really like red and they they don't move like they just okay I don't know it's like some
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type of disease and I think I got that after I took a lot of antibiotics and my face was just going through this process
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yeah um I ended up joining a Facebook page of a lot of people that have the same problem because you got to try and
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find special makeup that keeps it covered and all this sort of stuff but um you know I think at that time I
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should have just stuck out the urine like every day and see how it went but I think because it just made me feel a bit
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uncomfortable so you did it you did it once and did it do anything for your face um the the rosace has calmed down
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but I can't say if it was directly because of the urine or or maybe I don't
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know growing up maybe I don't know but when you're going through like so many different medicine and treatments and
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and creams and all that stuff it's like well what else can I try cuz it's like nothing's really worked so then you've
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weed on your you've essentially weed Wi on your face also want to yeah I also want to add though apparently now don't
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know if I'm true and I don't want people doing this because I'm saying yeah but if you drink it first thing in the
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morning this helps eliminate any cancer that might be producing in your body okay that's a big thing that's a big CLA
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hear you K I can't hear you are you can't hear me hello she's we're losing her hello we're
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losing her yeah the pharmaceutic compies found out about what she's saying interrup we'll try and reconnect
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we'll try and reconnect all right hold on I'll call okay she's gone she's gone I'll will try and reconnect with her one more time um oh my goodness C cures
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cancer are you drinking piss well n they can't be right they can't be right they can't be right testing back what did you
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say I missed all that just saying that the government's shut down this conversation because of what you said on the phone you found the cure for cancer
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Zena oh well where would you where did you hear that from that's that's a pretty wild thing to say that's also my
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mom as well your mom what's your background Zena yeah lean Lebanese
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bloody cuckoo Leos no don't go there you know you know natural medicine is the
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best medicine but urine isn't urine isn't medicine it's just Ur to some people it apparently is is I mean if
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it's curing Burns it's pretty amazing it's no no but here I was actually about to say that the curing Burns thing Zena
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salt is the worst thing you can put on your body for burns it's like the last yeah salt cuz it's your pee is full of
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salt right your pee is very salty haven't tried it yet so high high in
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sodium or Sal or whatever the hell it is um and they tell you like for example if you burn yourself at the beach never get
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in the water cuz it actually aggravates the burn and makes it worse but then her but hers look C she was also 133 years
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old yeah but listen yes remember remember when when someone gets stung by
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something from the ocean what's the first thing you got to do that's also [ __ ] I've got it right here in you got we on it no so the jellyfish you
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know the jellyfish thing oh you get stung by jellyfish PE on it that's a load of [ __ ] completely fabricated and made up absolutely no scientific benefit
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of peeing on it it's just funny to watch but I believe it I believe I've lived it I believe it that's why and I'm teaching
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my kids now guys every time you burn yourself you go away on it that's it I'm calling docks on
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you you're making your kids pee on each other that's a bit weird you know can I can I also say you know my mom says now
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she goes if you burn yourself this is what you got to put on it you got to put sahini and salt sahini Sal she going to
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eat you and I'm telling you that helps as well wow it helps as
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well okay you know what you know what Zen look for the benefit of the dad also just to you know uh throw you a line
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here I do agree with sometimes the pharmaceutical not sometimes a lot of the times pharmaceutical companies you
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can't trust them like if something works who you know who knows that they go well they they get their sources now it
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doesn't work but we have a solution here that you can buy from us that actually works maybe peing does work but they
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don't want people to know because there's a lot of things guys if this if your podcast is absolutely there's no
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rating to it of what we can and can't say I do not trust the government at all
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I'm telling you that now there is a solution naturally for every single thing that our body goes through
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naturally yeah I don't disagree with you I don't disagree with that yeah and
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weing is one of them now let me I don't know a debatable
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topic that's really fascinating well it's fascinating that there are different things that are parent
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treatments and stuff so it's interesting to see that um that from someone who we in their face I mean oh sorry not we on
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their face but puts urine on their face how it's can be passed down in in uh in
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in Traditions or some or something like that words I would trust your I would
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trust your doctor first before any of this and and do your research obviously um but if this is something that works
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works for people then you know whatever whatever yeah look if it's
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something natural if it's something natural there's no harm in trying what's next poo on your poo on your arm like
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done that's the third all right well thanks for the Insight thanks for the the uh the the revealing of your
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