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okay so annisha you're the uh you're the Indian of the of the team yes uh you wear it proudly yeah and it must have
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been big news for it's big news for the world that Rihanna look Rihanna was performing that's like the coolest thing
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ever imagine getting Rihanna to perform at your like wedding it's pretty baller and this isn't the first time it's
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happened so obviously wedding bells are ringing in the Imani household M bit of context so the Amani family you know a
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lot of people know them they probably started learning about them I think it was last year the year before where
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Beyonce performed oh they so she this is a second time around yes so and it was for the pre-wedding not even for the
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wedding ceremony this is the pre-wedding like party Beyonce performed for um the
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daughter so Isa andani I believe she was tying the knot with Anand Epal son of
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another Indian billionaire and basically Beyonce was called in obviously paid a very big bag to perform at their
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pre-wedding ceremony now you know fast forward a few years I actually don't know what the timeline is but just
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recently you'd have seen Rihanna everywhere performing yet again at the
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umani family uh celebrations but this time it's uh Nita and Mukesh Amani's son
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anant Amani who's getting married and tying the KN with radika Merchant so many names so this family uh has
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businesses in which include energy petrochemicals natural gas retail
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telecommunications mass media entertainment and textiles yes that is just everything pretty much what that's
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literally what runs Society yeah well especially yeah well I mean then they probably run it for the entire country
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exactly well so the groom's father right his name is m shambani billionaire
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obviously um industrialist he is currently the richest person in India and the ninth rich richest man in the
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world and Forbes uh pegged his net worth at just under $118
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billion so that man has a lot of money can I just say something about being that rich I would rather be in his
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position than in like Elon musk's position as the richest man in the world because I've still got $117 billion but
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no one knows who I am like lot of people know they know but it's not like public knowledge well now it is but like I
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guess I don't know I guess with Elon Musk you're right but I feel like Elon also does it to himself he's very Twitter
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like you know social media well he's changing the world yeah and he's changed the world in many aspects but they're
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just different different Industries and I'd rather be I'm just saying I'd rather be the 10th richest person than the richest than the richest person in the
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world Alles are not on you there's no Spotlight you know what I mean yeah sacred billionaire yeah exactly so people are obviously talking um radika I
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don't know her last name is Merchant I've anyway I hope I'm pronouncing that correct but someone who didn't pronounce
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I could tell you Rad's name is the one and only Rihanna hold on she didn't
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pronounce it at the wedding yeah so let me explain this is causing a little bit of turmoil a little bit of negative
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negativity on social media people like she apparently and this is not confirmed but some are saying 6 million or $9
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million she got paid for this you know few songs of hers to perform and it's a
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pretty big bag and when she did a little speech in the beginning to say you know thank you this is why I'm here she PR
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anounced the groom and the bride's name you know not well I mean to be fair she
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got she she got a nth close enough but radika she just completely butchered and
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people are like if you if we were paying you that much money you would think you'd get the names let's have a listen
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to it well let's have a listen to it and then discuss on the other side have a listen to this all right
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tonight in honor of
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ani oh my God thank you for having me here God bless oh my gosh anari did she
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say anaraki like anaraki or like it actually sounds like she's like anaraki iraki or like anunaki like the
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old alien anunaki at this point she could have just said Rafiki like it's just it was so
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off radika to radiki oraki sorry it sounds it sounds
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like she had a question mark on the name like anat like it was a question mark you could you could tell though like the
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way she was like separating the syllables anant and raki trying so hard
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I honestly you know what this could just be a case of her possibly over practicing and then you have to practice
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for you'd pract she'd be practicing those names [ __ ] practice the name practice the name practice the name so
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listen to this Forbes have confirmed that she was paid £5 million which is about 6.5 million us which is which is
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10 million 10 million Australian right that's how much she got paid if someone was paying me 1% of that 1% I am
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spending a week preparing how to say it in their native Tong yeah but then once you get on stage and then you're like
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it's a whole I like oh my God I got to get this right cuz it's a $9 million performance I need to say it right and she would have put a lot of pressure on
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herself it's just words it's just keep in mind she's what where is she from again the Caribbean somewhere umos
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Barbados that accent that she has as well like and when you hear her talk normally she has a very strong accent
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yeah she does so for her to have to convert and say a different name in a completely different language it's it's
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it would be difficult I get that to be honest like I I see where kean's coming from because like her tongue's not built
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the the same way you know how people's tongues are bank account is built differently too you're getting paid like10 million man I know but I I do get
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the whole thing with I'm not saying that Rihanna has stage Fred but to be fair she hardly performs right like it's been
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so long she just did the Super Bowl pregnant I mean there's no stage fright
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you're just pulling stuff out now to to make up for her mistake no yeah I I do get it though people people make
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mistakes like that like especially when you over practice I've done that so many times where I've over practiced a speech
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and then when I get on stage I can't remember anything because you pull out the chicken joke don't you that's when
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you pull out the I pull out pull out my three you know goto jokes and usually I get laughter inovation you know standing
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from yourself yeah yeah you laugh at yourself I've I've just I've seen Anisha on stage once once maybe once prob I saw
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I saw the video of it I was so I had to record the video and I had to delete it
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it wasn't that bad come on people did laugh I mean some people didn't get the joke that's fair but whatever they're
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not cultured people laughed like this pointed at you and pointing at you it was so awkward n it was really
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awkward we talk about that anyways but uh look all I'm going to say is that I actually think this might be a a little
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mistake from Rihanna but for the most part getting someone's name wrong like it
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happens um people have got my name wrong 10 101 times like the amount of times I've been called Amnesia I had one
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teacher is your I'm sorry abnes AB how do they get the B abnes I think they
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they mishar it which is fine so they're not reading it they're just hearing it yeah but I've had when people get my name wrong in email is when I get a bit
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like ticked off cuz I'm like come on you could have literally just read that email re reread it like once and you'd
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have been fine uh but I had an English teacher call me and it was ironic
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because she's an English teacher right so like you would think English your name not Indian yeah but she's good with
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letters so you would she' be good with you know uh k k like the actual food so
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people call me Isa Q it's spelled with a Q isn't it yeah she'd call me kich and
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so it was really weird wasn't a nickname no because a Nisha right everyone used to call me Isa that was like what yeah
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yeah everyone by the way worst worst nickname I don't know how you can get Isa from annisha Nish is obviously the goto it's
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Isa like it's yeah it's it's got to be Nishi yeah like so much more it's cuter
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isa's like how can you start a nickname with an E Isa Isa like who came up with
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that Nisha chap the n in there yeah yeah but the now you actually added an extra letter you know what I mean eacha was
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shorter technically yeah but it adds a a sense of cuteness it adds like it adds it adds the element of nickname Isa just
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doesn't feel complet well people actually used to call me isi that was the nickname they didn't have the N but anyway long story short she called me
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kich because and and we already made it easier for her it wasn't Anisha it was Isa and she changed that to kich and she
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was an English teacher and my mom even corrected her at one point cuz she got frustrated and she was like oh Isa and
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she would always go back and respond kich she would never correct herself so
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maybe she did it on purpose yeah she didn't like maybe she didn't like me that's what I'm thinking about now retrospect I had an auntie that called
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me Tian your name an auntie yeah a family member family member married into
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the family yeah and I got a Christmas card it said dear Tean with a t maybe
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should just you know when you I was in the family for at least 6 years by then what I already engaged not going to lie
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you look like a Tian no yeah he does I can say Tian I mean if you yeah but like
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it's Ken like how like how did you get you know when you write um cards
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you're rushing and getting it over and done with maybe the K just somehow looked like a t it was 100% a t it was
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right at the top of the uh capital letter yeah it was a capital T it was a full-blown tea that's so sad but I've
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had so many I Cen Kean Kane your name is difficult I thought his name was really
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difficult so when I met you I refuse to say your name and I used to ask a lot of people around like staff and stuff when
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you know we were working in a different place I would keep asking them how do I say his name because I was so scared I
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was going to get do mean I think you have the easiest like one of the easiest names Ken it's just k i a n k but people
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just struggle they overthink it yeah I was like is it Kean Kean I don't know it
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was weird and then you get to a point you're just like whatever you want to call me you know when people meet me via email and and they don't know who I am I
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don't know who they are it's just an email connection yeah I'm a female to them always without fail yeah cuz YZ y
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yes so it's just yes without fail I'm a female and when we meet up face to face it's always
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confusing cuz I know it's happen so many times so it's always in the back of L do you get offended when people get your
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name wrong it's hard to get my name wrong yeah that's true it's when I introduce myself is where it goes wrong
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it's like oh hey mate and he's like oh James nice to meet you and I'm like yes and he goes g I'm like yes nice meet you
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guys I'm like ah yeah well $9 million a $9 million uh perform performance there
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yeah and uh stuff up as well she looked good the green dress was nice she didn't wear any shoes she was not wearing any
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shoes at all she didn't wear any shoes but chucking a Tracy Chapman she was just comfortable you know she wearing shoes no shoes on stage oh my gosh this
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guy is all about how much I'm going to get my money's worth isn't that a normal thing for Indians they take their shoes
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off at weddings you making that up no I've seen the episode on office where they did that no if you go into the
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temple like if you go into a religious space then yeah but even in your house
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like oh house your house but stage this is like a stage were the rest of the guests wearing shoes I don't know isn't
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that that thing at a wedding Nishi where you take your shoes off and the groom's shoes get stolen and stuff yeah but that's at the temple like that's that
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that's you have to take your shoes off the temple maybe they did it in the temple no but this is a pre-wedding bash anyway
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this is not even at the wedding like okay but you know who was there you had like Mark Zuckerberg you had Ivanka
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Trump you had uh uh bill Gat which is
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like wild and then obviously you had like the the the Bollywood stars like R Singh you had DEA Pon you had gosh I'm
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just looking at the you sound like you were rapping then feels like you would had Jeffrey Epstein if he was still alive everyone everyone you've just
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listed AR this Mukesh Amani BL has been on the island once or twice that's what
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I think who knows you can't make those claims like that you never know I see
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there's there's another reason top 10 billionaire you're on that list people will just skim past your name
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it no but you would still be you know if it's going through the uh yeah people like the public but legal system system
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nothing's going to happen system it's a bunch of [ __ ] the evil wins always
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disgusting this what the hell disgusting yeah but you don't know if this guy's evil oh no I don't yeah he looks very
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friendly yeah he looks very friendly looks like a very nice guy they all [Music] do uh we recently put out a a a request
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to the cancel Squad uh broadcast channel to tell us what you do for work we had a
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bunch of people just telling us and I started going through and hitting up people going okay we'll give us some funny stories and I found a correctional
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officer or police officer yeah um two different things by the way what is he well yeah he works in Corrections so I
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think he was a police officer but uh he's got some inside information and some funny stories and I
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thought let's go on a dive into this so I'll read the story up forgive me my uh my reading cuz it's not the the best
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but uh we'll get this story and I want to see what you guys think about I think it's quite entertaining as a former officer
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training a rookie in in the field I've seen my fair share of oddities but nothing quite like this the location a
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homeless shelter the dispute ownership of a phallic shaped manually active
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erotica device or for those not versed in law enforcement euphemisms a
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dildo oh my gosh so they arrived expecting a routine conflict resolution
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but what we found was a passionate debate between two women each claiming rightful ownership of the device that is
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Despicable the shelter plac a place of Refuge had strict rules and such
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personal items were not allowed our duty was clear but the execution not so much
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the device had to be confiscated yet neither I nor my freshly minted partner were keen on touching the disputed
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object it had according to Whispers been well-loved by many Oh by more by many
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and more than its fair share of admirers are you telling me in this homeless shelter these guys are passing the dildo
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girls yeah in a moment that would define my rookie career I nudged him forward
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this is your baptism by fire half joking he was doing that
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though with a look of determination that I'll never forget he bravely stepped up to the task gloves on Dignity somewhat
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intact but here's where the story takes it twist in a desperate attempt to keep her prized possession no she didn't one
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woman tossed it to the other sparkl sparking an impromptu game of piggy in
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the [Music] middle
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what how perfect a police officer getting caught piggy in the middle
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between a girl two girls throwing dildos back and forth to each other didn't stop there
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we up to okay now the rookie determined to not
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be outdone made an athletic leap that would have made any sports star proud
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only to meet the flying object faced first oh he copped the dildo to
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the oh no but that was a moment that he said that broke all all tension laughter
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erupted including this guy uh he stood there witnessing the most bizarre baptism by fire imaginable uh and then
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the sheer Ridiculousness of the situation finally relented the item was taken into custody as Contraband oh my
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gosh it's horrific honestly I've got no comment on that whole story I got no comment like that's I I could see that
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in a Hollywood movie well that's it right I mean you can't make that stuff up like imagine watching what's what's
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like a good it sounds like a Kevin Hart movie yeah Kevin Hart or like Chris Chris Tucker yeah russan rush hour is
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what I was thinking just amazing just amazing so thought let's go a further
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Deep dive and find out what stories are out there some funny crazy reports things like that uh this happened at a
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Walmart in America on Mountain View was on a Friday police received a report of a newborn infant found in a trash can
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upon investigation oh that's sad upon investigation off uh officers discovered it was only a
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burrito what the [ __ ] I just wasn't
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expecting what do you mean here's another one wait what we can't we can't move on from that like who made the
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report initially someone reported a baby in a trash can it was just a burrito it was
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burrito just you know what the sad truth is right yeah someone dumped the
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baby and then they felt bad and they went and got the baby and then by the time cops got there there was just a burrito in the bin or maybe they just
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Mook the burrito you can't mistake a burrito for a baby depends how big the burrito is Right some big burritos
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wrapped up nicely exactly like yeah it could be a burrito could have been a yeah maybe mistaken for a little Mexican
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baby why did you take like Why didn't it have to go there like it
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was it's a burrito what you what are you get a mistake if you get okay listen just real quick if you get a mistake a
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burrito for any baby around the world what baby you get a mistake for [Laughter]
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laraa I'm just saying I have about this report at 5:00 p.m. a police were called to Market Square for
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a report about a suspicious coin investigating officer reported it was a
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quarter oh God man I got no words that's it they can't
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be real yes these are all real reports okay Co I'm going to call police officer say I'm looking at a $1 coin right now
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and it's freaking me out bro it's suspicious but I'm sure they get calls like that all the time like we weird
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absurd calls a caller reported at 74 14 p.m. that someone was on the porch yelling help from a resist uh from a
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resident on Bank Street officers responded and learned that the person was calling a cat that is named
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help understandable questionable why would they call the cat help there's a
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lot of for that exact Reas to be funny yeah but like the joke would last a day and then yeah but then you got to
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once you've named it you got to stick with it right yeah exactly with this report a man reported that a squirrel was running around in circles on Davis
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Drive and was not sure if it was sick or had been hit by a car an officer responded and as he drove up the street
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he ran over the squirel I knew where that no I knew where that was
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going have you guys seen a squirrel before yeah like face to face what do you mean like face to face have you like
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seen a yeah I've seen I've seen a squirrel where' you say it like in the tree where like I don't know in
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Australia yeah I'm pretty sure we don't have I don't think there's squirrels do we have squirrels we don't have squirrel she
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just making [ __ ] up maybe it was a well I saw it in America I saw it in New York saw a
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squirrel what did have squirr in Australia no wait wait we have to
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investigate this okay because I'm so sure I've seen a squirrel you have not seen this PO she probably thinks she s
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like a little baby po yeah well they said that they there's a gray there's a native habitat of gray squirrel in
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but Australia was in Suburban parks and so do we have squirrel in
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Australia yeah they're gray squirrels oh no I don't think we have squirrels guys
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they were they were brought to Australia in the0 so I think I think I took it for
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AUM now there yeah I think it was a possum you were talking about mate about s times there are no active there are no
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native squirrels in Australia well you learn something every day you want one more report yeah the
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Learning Center 2:58 p.m. it was reported that the Learning Center on hate on Hansen Street reports a man were
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a man across the way stands at his window for hours watching the center making parents nervous police ID the
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subject as a cardboard cutout of Arnold swartzenegger that's pretty fun that's actually pretty
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that actually is really funny oh gosh yeah so there's been some really silly
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reports but funny stories out there I don't know how people can just call like have you like you know go you ever have
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to call the cops but have you guys ever call the cops like have you ever had to I was going to do it yesterday but I'll
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tell you about that in a sec why have you oh gosh uh yeah and it was because there was an incident that happened that
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and I got really scared I remember having to call the cops and I was so scared to call the cops because it just
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made me nervous was this when that bloke came knocking on your door yeah there was like this really this The Story Goes
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it was a random person that came to my house I did not know who they were and it was a just a really weird interaction
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like I didn't never actually end up talking to that person but it was just weird just trust me the poor BL was just trying to tell you about Jesus no and he
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called the cops no that guy needed Jesus like he he looked honestly like and I don't like to judge a book by its cover
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but like he was giving very ominous Vibes and just the way it was just not a normal situation call the cops and I was
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also terrified calling the cops and you know what they you know why I don't know I feel like I just got nervous because I
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don't know why you're a weird human being I don't know why I got nervous to call the cop I don't know just I was nervous but you have to take it there
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like it's a it's once you've called the cops you have to commit to what you're doing yeah cuz a serious thing like you know there's a serious thing it's their
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time do you know half the time cops don't even show up yeah I know they judge the they judge the report and they
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think is it is it something that's an emergency or well this young lady was about to get kidnapped did they show up
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well no but to be fair like they were also like like look it's just probably a
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a case of mistaken identity like they've come to a place where they think it's someone else most likely and we we just
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recently moved to the house as well but that's what they can say to make you feel comfortable about a strange man
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standing at the front of your house you sure wasn't a cut out of valid whats yeah no I would still be scared and call
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the cops no but it was like it was it was really daunting and they were lovely but yeah they didn't show up even though
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they said guys you wanted to call the cops today yeah on this piece of [ __ ]
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mechanic I am sick to death of people trying to take advantage of other people
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and I've just added them to the list of people I hate so it's like Ken you know I've got this hatred towards taxi drivers yes I've always had this because
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I'm sorry A lot of them are Pricks and keep in mind a lot of my family started off as taxi drivers when they came here
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they couldn't get any other job then knew had a drive they start my dad was a taxi driver for like 20 years W really yeah before he started his company 20
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years he was a taxi driver so I've got respect for the Hustle but I know for a fact that my dad would have
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been an angel taxi driver so for example taxi drivers just real quick uh they're not allowed by law to refuse a fair
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unless they think you're drunk or like um you're going to cause harm or whatever right oh wow I yeah I've been
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refused few times yeah so if you're like going 5 minutes away they're like n they the illegal but can they can they refuse
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you if you don't what is it called again the the the taxi um the work cards that
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you get to buy a taxi C charges ref you for C charges refused me they've refused me for that they've
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refused me for C charges they can't every taxi has a cap charge every single taxi has a cab charge they cannot refuse
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you for that it is illegal so I always like report them I'm like a little Caren when it comes to cab drivers um but I'm
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not going to talk about cab drivers today I'm going to talk about this mechanic that I went and saw yesterday okay oh my God so you know when I drove
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you guys sounds like you know you know the other day when I drove you guys and I was like oh my tie pressure is really low what the we filmed we put on the
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Instagram page you pump tires oh did you thanks for that so then um I filled it up and he went back down the next day
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and I was like what the hell filled it up went back down the next day so I was like all right I've got a puncture in there so I went and looked at my tire I saw a nail in there okay there there it
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is easy very easy job to fix by the way you can fix it with just a plug I've
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done it before multiple times by myself I just couldn't be bothered this time to doing myself take the wheel off blah blah blah so I went down to the this
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mechanic down the road from where we are here and I said hey mate just a quick job if you can do it in and out he goes
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going to take about 40 minutes mate I'm just do to car that's fine I'm happy to wait 40 minutes he goes yeah no stress
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anyway the time comes he lifts my car up he looks up the tires and he goes oh
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mate I'm going to be honest with you these tires are gone mate like illegal you should not be driving on these tires M I'm just going to change the whole lot
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for you $680 I said no no I know my tires well I know my cars I said look
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mate here's the little thread here's the indicator here we've got another [ __ ] 10 to 15,000 km on this right easily and
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he's like oh he didn't know what to say and he go well it's up to you then mate it's up to you I'll just fix the tire
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for you I said no worries thank you oh my gosh fixes the tire it's a 5 minute job not even were you waiting around
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while he was doing it I was sitting on the chair yeah playing games on my phone anyways he fixes it 5 minutes he goes
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yeah all done mate I'll go to pay he goes
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$80 wow now for those who don't understand yeah that's excessively expensive is it for a type puncture fix
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yeah how much is it usually 20 bucks maximum 30 bucks if I'm feeling like
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given a tip so why what do they do do they not replace the tire they just thought I was an idiot no they don't
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replace the tire so you got a little hole you literally get a bit of rubber you get this little pointy thing and you just squish it in there and pull it out
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that's that's literally all you do you put a bit of glue on top and you're set you don't even need the glue it just happens automatically it just locks by itself so you could technically do it
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yeah I've done it you can buy a tire repair kit from RE from the reject shop yeah from a petol station you literally
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buy it anywhere it's so easy to fix and he charged you like triple the price quad well qule the price yeah and I said
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I go what are you doing mate and he goes what okay it's a $20 fix yeah yeah he's like no it's not I said brother and this
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is where I started you know the YZ [ __ ] narcissist came out and I said mate I have been building cars for the
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last 20 years of my life you haven't built [ __ ] talking [ __ ] I know I'll be
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honest with you I know nothing about cars like very little very little about cars and then he's like no he started
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getting a bit aggressive and I lost it in front of everyone I felt bad there this poor little Indian family to my right as well with their kids and I lost
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her I said get my [ __ ] car down from there I'm leaving blah blah blah and I
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said you want to have a problem you got a problem I just lost it right anyways and it got pretty bad and then I did
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something I thought I'd never do in my life oh no and I actually feel kind of disgusted in this what did you
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do I looked him in the eyes and I said I've got over 2 million followers on
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social you did it no you didn't I did you what's wrong with you I said across
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this blog you can tell he doesn't give a [ __ ] about anything he's not Tik tocking he just this all like this mechanic blog
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he got dir all over him and I'm like I've got over 2 million followers on Tik Tok oh not on Tik Tok on all social
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media I will take a photo of you and post it everywhere you have Channel 9 here you have Channel 7 a current affair
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will be at your mean and I and he's like all right mate how much do you want to pay and I said ited I said $20 it worked
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and he goes all right yeah it worked this is not the first time you
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have used your social media in this in this way this isn't a Karen this is one
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above a Karen it's yarar it's a
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yasmina I tell you about the first song when you use the social media I think so
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I think you mentioned something what was it again [ __ ] out you didn't know that no I'm getting confident I've used it
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twice in one week now you mentioned something literally this I used it to get a refund on something I bought
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online like literally 3 days ago and it worked you know so I tried it again yesterday it is useful it is useful they
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[ __ ] their pants but like as if you'd I I would never say that like that's you should try it a bit of ack wild it's
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about time I use my social media for something for something yeah you start hear him like literally hear hear him going through like freaking KFC
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drive-thru Donald's drive through just here in the bar if he went out here in the bar can we talk about this for a
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second somebody he said that why two days ago I was going to KFC no no you
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didn't use it a KFC no no no I didn't but I once again my narcissistic behavior came out so I got there at
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about this a new KFC that opened up near my house and it's a late night KFC so it closes at midnight unheard of amazing
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though amazing so I get there they've got this KFC's got this mad little special going
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on where it's 15 uh sorry $1 Wings maximum 15 wings and I'm like I'm going to get 15 wings for 15 bucks yeah like
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brilliant no brainer all right so I get there and it's like 11:45 and then she goes oh sorry we've
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run out of wings and I said no you've run out of cooked Wings go cook me some
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weeks yeah that's true yeah and then she said no we can't do that and I said I'm coming to the window no and I pulled up
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to the window I said are you the manager here she said yeah I am I said what's your name and then she gave me her name I'm not going to say her name and I said
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hi I'm Yas nice to meet you uh I work at KFC head office you are you are crazy
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yeah I've lost my mind you're L this is I work I work at KFC head office in Fosters Hill cuz I knew that's where
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they were and when you say that they know that they that you know and they think that you know as well is just
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weird yeah but that's simple research you can say where's the headquarters I can tell you where head Mack's headquarters is Hungry Jack's
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headquarters is KFC it's just you should have it in there for backup just in case
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anyways and I said you cannot refuse me that's what I said to it you cannot refuse me my order because I know damn
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well you have everything stocked up for the next week and then she like looked at me weird and I said should I report
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you and then she said no I'll get your wings prepared you're you're crazy also
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the you know what freaks me out I'm not saying that this is what they do like at KFC or you know wherever but I'm just
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saying I have always had this fear that if you mess with someone who's serving you your food they might mess with your
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food yeah but they W when they think that you work at um head office yeah you you're you're one up a Karen that that's
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not I've like that is wild but that's almost life hacky though it's a life hack when you guys realize that but that
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kind of Confrontation is like you're very unconfrontational yes like I still
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recall us going to Melbourne right and we like I remember we had like dinner was while working at Radio we were doing
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like some show there and I still remember Yas he ended up having a fight with one of the cabbies oh that piece of
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[ __ ] yeah I remember that yeah and he was full taking photos of and I feel like this is a daily
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occurrence went off at me when I got a cab organized for him to get to the Aras once and he just like why would you get
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me a cab like like not not because it was like he was angry at me but because of the cab wanted to charge him like 10
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extra dollars and it it wasn't even his money was using get cab charge from the company and he's still skitzing out did
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you just say 10 extra whatever like even if it was 50 it's not your money you give can I tell you how much I ended up
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paying this blog just to keep Ken's little taxi friend Happy I've got a taxi friend I've got a
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taxi guy that gets me all the time when I need it for work a that's nice so I went I went from hen Pavilion to mascot
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which is a 10-minute drive if that yeah it's not that if that are you ready for how much I paid this BL oh did you know
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the number I don't remember the number it was $120 $120 yeah because he wanted why you
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looking at me for because they they pre-booked it and pre-planned it is how much you paid as well no but I came from
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like 50 minutes away I came from home all the way and I just paid $240
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what you paid $240 well I didn't pay $240 the company
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did so I don't really care you could have that's what the company paid for
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that's a return flight to the Gold Coast brother why look I I don't know taxis
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bro I just say I need to go here but I don't catch taxis just once a year I catch a taxi and he puts it in I see the
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meter go up and then I get there and then I this is why he he wants you to be his friend because he he completely I
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know about his family I know the struggles he goes through maybe he needs a 240 yeah but and it's not my money
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that's making more money than you were making that day he wouldn't make the 240 would he no but I'm saying for an hour
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two he made $240 in an hour maybe if he owns he owns the C no cuz he he would
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get a cut right commiss he well if he owns the cab he owns every maybe it was0 I don't know maybe it was and I think I
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think that BL does own the cab um do you guys want to hear One More Story yeah where I just destroyed a cab driver okay
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I'm proud of this one by the way okay also involves a cab charge company cab charge right so I was coming back from
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the airport yeah and look I feel for cab drivers at airports cuz they sit there and they wait for 3 4 hours hoping to
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get a long trip like from the airport out west or something and 40 50 minute drives they're going to make 100 bucks
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right and they can just go home straight after they can just go home straight after I know they wait there for a while but unfortunately by law it doesn't
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matter who comes to your cab you can't refuse them because it's a short trip yeah so I get off this plane and I'm
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going to my ex-girlfriend's house at the time who lives in Mascot which is
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literally literally 2 and 1/2 minutes 3 minutes maximum from the airport yeah
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right so I go there um the blog tells me oh you know this is the cab that's next
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go up to him and I went up to him and I said hey look brother I said it's a short trip but I'm happy to give you a
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bit of extra money like are you okay with that blah blah blah he's like yeah yeah yeah that's fine I said whatever the reader meets bro like I'll give you
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a bit more yeah cuz I know you've been waiting he's like yeah yeah he's like don't worry brother it's all good and I was like this guy's actually nice fre cab driver I'm like what's going on here
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so anyways we jump into the cab he drives me 3 minutes up the road 3
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minutes up the road and then I go yeah just don't cab charge bro he goes no worries pulls out the little machine
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puts in the numbers and passes it over to me I look at it don't tell me how much do you think it
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is without asking me how much I want to p70 80 bucks very close bullsh for a 3
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minute drive and I said what's this and he goes oh a standard fee brother
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standard fee and I'm like that's not a standard fee that's $80 I'm not giving you $80 and he goes bro I've been
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waiting there blah blah blah like you know all day and I said that's not my problem I literally told you are you okay with this trip and you said yes and
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then I looked at his meter and he hasn't run his meter Yeah by law you have to run your meter as a cabbie but so I said
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to him so I looked at him in the eyes and I said I will pay you what the meter
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says and he freaked out oh my God so he goes I didn't put the meter on and I
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said oh so it's a free trip no yeah and then I lost that this BL I said you
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piece this is what I said to him I swear to God I said you piece of [ __ ] I said if you had an old lady in this car she
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would have paid it that's true if you had someone that didn't understand what you were doing they would have paid it I said you're a scumbag said you're an
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absolute scumbag and to teach you a lesson I'm not paying you a scent and he lost his mind he lost his mind yeah and
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I said all right do you want to call the cops call the cops what are you going to do about it you didn't put your meter on
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that's not my problem what did he say what did he say nothing I got my bag and I got out of the car what did he say to you when you confronted him he couldn't
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say anything look I don't just pleading and begging I'm sure that there's
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there's there's 100% cabbies out there like that but I'm sure there's other cabbies out there that are honest and
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they're real guys and they just do it because they they they uh they do it and with dignity and diligence so you you
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got to take that there's there's both sides to it but you wonder why just everyone chooses an Uber over a cabby
36:56
these days and Cab's want to complain you you understand why they can be very very expensive I still remember just
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real quick I was at a concert there were so many people at this concert and getting a taxi was so hard I finally got
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into one taxi I had a cab charge I got in he was literally driving me out I was like thank goodness and then he was like
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um and then I just mentioned I said oh um thank you I do have a cab charge and he just stopped he's like literally mid
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driving stops the car pulls to the side goes sorry I can't take you and I had they can't say they can't do that yeah
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and then I got out I got out of the tax is literally just a ATM tap that's all it is was like I don't get enough from
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the C charge basically say that's not my problem I'm that pisses me off man like
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I'm actually pissed off cab cab drivers beware if YZ gets into your car just be
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nicer just be respectful stop complaining about everyone jumping in a nuba when you guys are just rejecting everyone that comes to you for a short
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trip you know gosh I just like want to be a fly in the wall and see every interaction of him when he has his Caren
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moment with cavies with his yarin moment his yarin moments yeah I've got so I've
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got so many more stories but I think we're done sharing them yes we're done sharing for now it's about all the time we have uh anyone got motivation for
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today oh yeah y's turn or is it yours turn Ken whoever let's just Google I got
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one okay I just think I just think it's something very important if you're sitting there feeling sad or you're feeling low or you're feeling stressed
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out get up and go use it as energy uh turn it into your hustle and people all
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the time don't want to do things but they still do them and that's what separates the winners from the losers
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there's a life hack to that by the way which I've been using for the last two weeks and it's amazing you know that feeling when you just you have to do
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something but you can't be bother doing it yeah countdown from five wow 5 4 3 2
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1 and do it and this is another thing as well ask yourself will I do it will I
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get up and go to the gym set today if the answer is yes then get up and go what if it's no if it's no then it's not
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the day for you to do it get up and do something else interesting but you but you'll know deep down inside what the
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real what you should do y and if you ask yourself will I do this and you know you need to do it and the answer is yes get
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up and go get up and do it no complaints yeah and we'll leave you with that already canceled make sure you like
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