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already cancelled already canell already
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canell yes what as a man a 31y old man
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yeah how do you sit on the toilet to
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we
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sober just sober
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yes what time of day is it what no like
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any time of the day if it's 3:00 a.m. in
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the morning and I'm half asleep I'm
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going to sit down so what what what
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percentage of time do you sit down on
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the 98% oh no no no sorry other way 98%
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I'm standing up today 98% standing yeah
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yeah just easy I'm more n obviously you
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don't stand to we so you would it's not
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a normal thing oh well it
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depends no like obviously I don't stand
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where you guys would stand but like if
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it's a public toilet wait you do the
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whole I did the squat you do the you do
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the whole the squat yeah yeah yeah yeah
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does that work it 100% works and public
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toilets I will never sit on does it go
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everywhere
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no I just have so many questions are we
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going to get into the questions we can
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get into whatever because I have a graph
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here that shows where in the world do
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men sit down to Wei and you won't
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believe everywhere the highest
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percentage what country gives you the
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highest percentage of men that sit down
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to Wei Japan no oh they have a really
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comfortable toilet Australia no although
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Australia is pretty high oh is it really
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oh it's all the woke countries isn't it
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America it's the bloody woke countries
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no oh well let me start off uh
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reasonably low down the list let's go
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with
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at
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19% of men yeah in Denmark it's already
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quite High 19% is quite High yeah well I
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mean there's like lower do you know if
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they take into consideration
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disabilities and like all that stuff or
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is it just your able
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men no that doesn't take any of that
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into consideration well that's silly
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isn't it yeah that is a bit silly
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anyways go on well thanks for breaking
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the whole chat oh [ __ ] what do you want
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me to do I'm genius I need to I need all
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the proper information okay us is at 10%
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Italy's at 13% Canada's at 16% of men
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yeah Denmark's at 19%
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uhhuh Australia oh [ __ ] is at 25% 25% of
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men one quarter of all men in Australia
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sit down to we on the toilet every time
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majority problematic though every time
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every time I just don't understand why
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yeah do you know how like we are blessed
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as men to be able to just whip it out
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and let it go I'm serious so if 25% of
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men are not doing it it's like why are
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you making your life harder for yourself
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right there's a whole you got to take
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your whole pants down oh yeah why I bet
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you they're wiping it too don't you wait
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you don't wipe don't you just give it a
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shake no bro you got to wipe what the
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hell's wrong with you hold on for a
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second hold on for a second oh here we
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go this is you wipe your penis not only
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do I wipe I I do the toothpaste um you
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brush
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your fin the sent so I um how can I
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explain it it's a c get ad right there
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think think of think of it as a um when
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I'm done do you
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know just go back to yeah I'm trying to
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figure out a way to explain it without
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being too graphy cuz I don't want it to
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be too graphic it'll be graphy you
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squeeze it out yeah yeah but that's not
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wipe no but what do you mean it just you
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get wait so you get toilet paper dab and
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you dab your penis 100% you have to
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that's dis Shake It Off how okay so do
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you use a trough ever you've never used
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a trough the [ __ ] is a
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they look at us like we're we what're
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pigs eat out of what's a trough oh he
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means okay he means when you go to a
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public toilet like a men's public toilet
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where it's like an open right an open
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where you go piss on the metal thing
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that it runs down that's a trough call
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it a trough it's a piss Fountain a piss
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Fountain you both lived very different
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lives clearly is that what it's called I
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am so I'm so [ __ ] shocked I don't
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know if this is the real Yas wait what's
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a trough a trough is what you pie into
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wait but hold on what is a trough like
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is is is is is it wall you piss on it's
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a wall that you piss on call trough I
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don't call it a trough I call it
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something else but I don't know what I
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call it but what then what do you call
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those urinal stand oh urinals yeah sorry
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that's the word I was trying to think of
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those urinal stands where you go into
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the like the men's bathroom and you know
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there's like those white those yeah they
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urinals are they urinal s or they're
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drops there's three things you can
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Pierce in as a man in a public toilet
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there's a toilet yes there's the urinal
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the curved thing it hangs off the wall
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and then you have the entire wall That's
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metal no way they have that they have
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that oh you've never seen the piss wall
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what I've never seen a piss wall what we
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need to take Nisha to see a p no I don't
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want to go in an Excursion I'm just
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saying like that's crazy there's so many
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rules about the piss wall you guys don't
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know about the piss wall of course I
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know about the piss wall That's the
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trough I never called it a trough hold
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on okay hold on so do you ever use the
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trough he's out there brushing his
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[ __ ] this guy's got a toothbrush and
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toothpaste out I will always if there is
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a cubicle free like an actual toilet
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I'll piss in that that before I use
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anything else why because it's more
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hygienic it's when I dab my P I don't
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want listen to what happens to you
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you're sitting here all high Mighty
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right you let me no no no no no this is
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what happens to Kea just so you
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understand this guy pisses all right
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there's always leftover piss inside your
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penis right hence where the toothpaste
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tube comes in from you squeeze it out
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right and then when you squeeze it out
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you just dab your penis so there's no
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leftovers right do you know what Kan
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what happens to kanen kanen then tucks
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his penis into his underwear and you
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know what happens his penis then starts
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to l
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PKS his he's sitting here now he just
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toeto heks on his on cuz he didn't wipe
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is this true Ken Settle Down for a
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second yes and yishi because that's
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completely wrong no it's not that is all
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you've done is assume okay just because
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you don't do it it doesn't mean that
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what I do is not effective it's not and
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I can guarantee you 75% of men are in
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the same boat as me I 75% wait for this
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comment section oh it's going to be
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great you sound like a [ __ ] when you
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dab your penis that's what a that's what
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a a little [ __ ] does a little [ __ ]
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[ __ ] dabs their penis it sounds normal
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though what a hygienic person does why
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the [ __ ] would they invent troughs then
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or urinals with no toilet paper there oh
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here's a point that's three quarters of
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there three places you can piss are you
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trying to even talk about the hygiene of
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public toilets in general they're
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disgusting oh [ __ ] they're made be
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disgusting let me explain let me explain
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let me explain you shake your penis and
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as you're shaking your penis you are
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doing the tube the the how many times
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you shake penis at least five times
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that's masturbation once you pass
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three I know that there's a masturbation
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rule as well however however I
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understand the droplets the excess
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droplets so I know you got to go at
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least to five you can't just do three
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I'd rather be known as actually I
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wouldn't rather be known as
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however it's a five shake and a squeeze
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right right up to the end and it's all
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out squeeze it and you shake it it's all
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off I can I guarantee every time you can
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take my undies to a scientific
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experiment place and check for uron
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there will be none we do we can do it
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right now none I'm still confused about
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the PE W like this is what it looks like
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just just just confirming cuz I've never
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seen a that's a trough show the right
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that's what it is now there's rules
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about the trough as well and I'm not
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sure if YZ knows these rules but I'm
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going to see maybe we align on this cuz
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we got to find something Al I feel like
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I know what this question is there's a
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specific Grill yeah the grill there's a
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grill I never stand on the grill I don't
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know if you're mental or not okay so
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when you step
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in yuck it's so [ __ ] filthy so think
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about think about an actual grill right
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or like a barbecue grill yes so that is
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how do you think of a drain at a road
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right the drain of the road and the
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water runs through the drain all right
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it's a similar thing that hovers above
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the the base of the of the wall so the
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wall is like an L yeah you got the the
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long side and you got the L now on the L
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it extends out to maybe half a meter and
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on top of half a meter over there's a
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particular grill or a drain that you
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stand on you're meant to stand on photo
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that is a pee wall yeah and then you're
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meant to then you're meant to pee
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against the wall Nishi all right but the
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the problem with that is that PE Falls
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onto that Grill as well yuck so you
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never ever no matter whatever stand on
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the grill I never stand okay I have a
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question here because I'm looking at the
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P wall and can's right it looks like a
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trough right like literally there's it
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seems like anyone could go there and
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just say you're peing right cuz it's
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different with the urinal the images
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I've seen of a urinal isolated they're
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isolated and they're separate like maybe
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10 C or 20 cm apart or whatever right
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here a lot a lot more than that
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sorry rubbing should
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no but okay fine in this instance
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there's no like like can people just
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stand right next to you but you there
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there's there's an there's a there's an
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unspoken rule as far as far away as you
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possibly can be if if but but if it's
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but if it's full you either then revert
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to the toilet that's what I do I revert
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to the toilet has anyone ever stood very
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like weird close to you yes and it's so
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hard to try and not look at their penis
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with your
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peripherals honestly so cuz you're like
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look straight look stra I can see it I
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can still see it
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[ __ ] it's the only time you ever access
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your peripheral vision yeah uh I I yeah
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so you got to try block it off
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yeah uh but yeah so that's that's the
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the psychology behind the the trough
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wall you just don't stand on the grill
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and then you do the then you do the
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shakes right and whatever if your your
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strategy is to dab it I I I won't judge
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you anymore you can't judge me wait for
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the com wait for the comments SE get the
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[ __ ] comments out I could prove that
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guarantee that no man dabs their penis
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listen I understand the situation I get
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it when you're at a public toilet
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sometimes a resources aren't there I
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understand I've been in that situation
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so what do you do then not I have to do
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the shake exactly yeah I have to but if
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I have a choice to not do the shake and
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dab my penis I'm dabbing my penis when
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you hang a [ __ ] is the only time you
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should dab your penis cu the only time
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what is the difference it's the only
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time because you're sitting down you
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can't do the shake when you're sitting
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down you can that's
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masturbation a just so you're aware of
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it just so there is a universal rule
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three shakes Max anything more is
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playing with yourself well so ke does
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five I don't know but it's not at least
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not like if it was six then it's a
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double then it's like proper
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masturbation but I go five just before
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you get right to right to the lid you
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know nah sorry bro I'm not with you on
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that one but like I said like I said
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public toilets sometimes are resources
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aren't there you got to do what you got
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to do but my question to you Ken what do
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you do at home at home I stand in peace
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no no dab no no need to dab you disgust
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me as a human
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being why it's called the art of of
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understanding your penis and the it's an
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art whether you like it or not whether
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you like it or not a little bit more
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starts coming out it doesn't it does it
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doesn't cuz at home I go up to maybe
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seven or eight flicks
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I'm not even going to get into that I'm
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out of this conversation cuz I'm at home
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Anisha can I ask you a question in
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general would you rather a man that dabs
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or doesn't dab well I don't like just
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think as a woman I'm just hoping it's
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like there's no piss there like I don't
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know you guys would know better the best
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way if there's piss there or not what is
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the best way do you think as a woman
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obviously we have to use toilet paper
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right so but that's for a woman I'm not
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a man so I don't know how
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to what is needed as a man when a when a
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chick
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pays is it very
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sprinkler is it like it can I think it
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depends on the force yeah like if you're
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forcing your your your piss out it's
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it's coming out yeah it doesn't come out
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in one line when you're fully going a
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guy or a girl I'm assuming B well we
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just have one stream don't we yeah you
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have one stream I mean the yet the often
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time it splits you know why it splits
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right go on do you know why not why no
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no no you want me to answer it you know
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why right you know why I do know why
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tell me why tell me why I don't think
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you know why I don't know why tell
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mea do you know why I don't care why do
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men's way SLE go on so
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usually after sex or after
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masturbation there a bit of
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uh uh there's a bit
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of what do you call it oh the scientific
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term what's the scientific term for it
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just help me out here bro don't leave me
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myself you wanted to go down this road
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you're the one that brought up the split
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no I just say it's from time to time
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there's a split yeah but why is it split
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two streams did you know that there's
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multiple there's multiple reasonings why
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well the one I know and I learned about
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was the fact that there she's Googling
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it I am Googling it cuz you there's a
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bit of there's a bit of um uh uh
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sperm still in your pee hole SE stuck in
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your pee hole and then when you pee you
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piss well someone says this is this is
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scientific I just Googled it and it
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comes up as fimosis or fimosis I might
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be saying it wrong also known as having
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a type four skin fimosis can cause urine
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urine urine splitting this condition is
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typically caused by poor hygiene certain
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skin conditions like yeah I don't do
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that my pie never split never SD or
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injury to the penis so um oh no that's
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going that's going that's like a that's
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like a a problem okay it only happens to
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me after
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um after when you when you have to clean
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the Jets that's when it may or may not
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happen yeah yeah yeah anyway let us know
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in the comments or like let us know in
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general so this all stemmed from 25% of
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is it dabbing or no dabbing there's
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still there's still a country that's
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higher at 40% of men shut up that sit
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down every single time 40% yeah where
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Germany oh okay why well why not if it's
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if people want to sit down why do
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Germans there's not enough time Nisha we
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pissed for 20 seconds why you pulling
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your pants down pulling your undies down
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you're sitting down you're getting
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comfortable you're pissing you're
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getting up you're dabbing some of us
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yeah and then putting your undies on
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putting your pants on flushing so it's
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too much time why do Germans sit down to
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pee let's see what comes
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up
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h no internet access comes up
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great okay why do
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sit down and
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pee K you actually don't dab there's no
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I've been dabbing since a kid well they
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just say when you when you
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yes Ken finishes pissing guys I thought
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that's what you
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doing when you stand the muscles in your
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pelvis and spine are activated but they
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are completely relax when you sit making
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urination far easier says Colin oh says
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the Germans have a word for it what is
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it it's let me try to say this as German
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as possible sit
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spinkler sit spinkler sit spinkler
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that's a great word I like it the trend
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is a fairly recent is fairly recent but
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has swept Germany thinks in part of the
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toilet ghost a device that in instructs
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men to take a seat in the voice of
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recent German chancellors for added
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Authority the main reasons for the trend
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are hygiene and health and perhaps also
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smartphones but h oh so they can be on
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so oh my god I've done that actually now
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that I think about it so toilet ghost
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there's a thing called toilet ghost in
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Germany now where you walk into the
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toilet and it tells you it gives you
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steps on what to do that's weird who why
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would you need steps oh Germans mate I
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don't know spit spinkler is that how he
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said sit spinkler sits spinkler I'm
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assuming it's
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aink sitla sitla that's a great word I
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like that how about you just how about
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like if you're listening or you're
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watching this just tag your German mate
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and ask why why do you yeah then let us
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know jeez there's there's also a
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category on here that says don't know so
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you have every time most times sometimes
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rarely and never and then there's a c
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category saying don't know like how do
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you not know if you sit down or you
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stand up to P how do you not know yeah
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there's there's like in Germany 6% of
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men don't know if they stand or sit when
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they piss and and they're the highest in
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the world that don't know so maybe
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there's a reason for the [ __ ] F block
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okay so I've actually I understand why
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now so Germany is on this move to make
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public toilets um cleaner and more
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hygienic and the way to do so is to
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minimize to minimize piss on the seats
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cuz let's be honest that's probably I
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don't know about women's toilets men's
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toilets piss I reckon there's more piss
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on women's toilets than men's okay
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women's toilet and like women like will
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back me up on this women's public
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toilets unless it's cleaned constantly I
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I have seen some really bad ones in my
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time because can't be worse than a I
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don't know how women are getting pissed
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on the seats and on the ground CU you're
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squ cuz you're squatting on top you're
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hovering over the yeah you can't you you
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don't have you can't have the physical
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direct you can't direct it yeah but men
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get pissed on the the seat all the time
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as if no one's invented a piss on that's
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why a man should be pissing in a trough
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or a un urinal not in a toilet because
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you're guaranteed 99% of the time has no
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one actually invented a a what would you
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call it we'll call it a chick dick where
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you put a your purse they it's the it's
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the I the we cup or something the we cup
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it's something like that yeah yeah it's
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it's literally a cup that you put over
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your cookie and then you just stand
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wherever you can stand wherever and just
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piss into it and it funnels out like it
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looks like a man stream no I actually
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think I actually think they have created
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this though who's behind the marketing
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wouldn't call it the chick
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dick I'd call it a chick dick genius no
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look it they they they have it
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standing standing urinals for women
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female urination device they have it you
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can actually buy it it's a p portable a
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standing PE portable urinal funnel that
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women can buy why would chicks not just
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carry that in their
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purse you rinse it under the water okay
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afterwards but urine sterile too so it's
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not like it's carrying anything [ __ ]
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is it is urine sterile no I don't think
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I don't think that's true who the [ __ ]
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told you urine is sterile I do not think
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that's true in any okay on let me have a
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look urine is normally sterile when
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producing in the kidney and stored in
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the bladder but it's likely become nor
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stero as it leaves the body this guy is
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going to be the time to drink it when
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he's urine is non-toxic although it
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contains Ura and other substances that
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can be toxic if they are not excreted
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and reach high that's inside the body so
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Ur is not toxic it is is urine clean
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adult human urine is not sterile okay so
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there you go there a different website
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it's the National Institute of G make
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sure you double check your sources
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everybody cool well anyways uh shout out
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to Germany uh I think they're doing a
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great thing especially for public
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toilets yeah I think it's
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good I might try the dab to see what
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it's like probably a good thing I can't
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