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this world is weird I'll never look at Honey the same but it [ __ ] the honey
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yeah I don't give a [ __ ] about the honey anymore I kind of don't minded that it's females vomiting back and forth in each
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other's mouth makes it a bit cleaner yeah yeah yeah it feels all right now feels like a bit of
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a don't say it you know think don't say [Music]
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it already cancelled already canell already Yes welcome and Yaz of Nisha
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this is the already cancelled podcast how are we feeling ladies and gents yeah I'm feeling all right how you feeling nishy I'm feeling good as always nice
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and happy nice and brightly you got the colors on today yeah are you talking about me m
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South African colors I'm just kind of over that shirt yeah we've seen I like the shirt not being racist here so
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racist all my South Africans right now let's hunt y let's hunt no get yourself some other South African shirts yeah do
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you have any other South African shirt why always the same spring box one because it's it's nice it's a good fit feels comfortable no but actually do you
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have other South African shirts no no there's a traditional South African shirt can you wear that one well there's
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this no shirt and the leaf why are they green and gold oh well that's the colors yeah but why is it the same as Australia
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no no just Australia Australia that's not what that's not what I'm talking about just genuinely
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asking why they're green and gold I don't know like it's green and gold in Australia cuz of the gold rush
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and the that's not why it's I believed it
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it might be though green for the Green Landscape and then gold for the gold yeah but it's a sunburnt country where's
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the green the 90% of Australia is Desert we have some good days where the grass is
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Lush maybe that's the I've seen when is your grass ever Lush well Jared always
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does the gardening it's pretty green yes he does he's a big Gardener I'm not you got to realize we've both been to your
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house Nishi it's very hard to lie when we've seen it I swear I've seen grass
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taller than you at your house oh yeah yeah that has that no no weeds tall than yeah but there's no
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yes okay fine I admit I admit it it's just you got to realize that K's comparing it to his garden this bloke's
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an old man all he has is his garden that's very true no no no but like it's what like you know you really I care
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about I care about my natural environment that I own it's true he does
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and I mow it makes you happy that's fine everyone has a hobby I even mow the reserve behind me God you look like an
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old dad right now take those glasses off your hat I don't like you I fully forgot they were there it's very it's very
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adult of you not adult like what's the word it's very dad like sports Dad it's Sports Dad I'm us my sports dad today
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now you look like Stevie Wonder take him off where wait hold on where's that coming from stop it
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stop oh gosh no you know what it is it's the actual glasses it's the sunglasses
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that he has from Baye petrol St six bucks six bucks man they're great
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they're cracker look interior wood you actually like the sunglasses lemon for six bucks that's a that's a bargain you
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don't think so coming from the girl that wears a handbag chain as a freaking necklace okay now you know how many
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compliments I get on that handbag chain oh you and your [ __ ] compliments I'm just saying I'm just saying the facts are facts like facts don't care about
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your feelings this is what happens I get compliments on my outfits what are you wearing around your neck today I'm wearing a smiley face uh chain oh where
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did you get that from the F from Smiggle I bet you got from Smiggle it does look
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like it looks a bit smigly but I really like it you are smigly you are the you
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are the human form of smigly I take that as a compliment I don't know what offense is there if I'm smigly I think that's that's a big compliment I like it
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we're going to touch on some red flags and I think we've gone through a few already people that don't know than take care of their own yards red flag someone
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who wear $6 sunglasses from the petrol station I mean red flag red flag I'm going to say that's a red flag even people that wear glasses inside red
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flags yeah 100% red flag yeah that is a red flag oh my God I didn't put deod on today red flag you know what also is a
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big red flag that one is a big red flag can you just have a sniff of Y no ABS it's very oy it's very OD like you know
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this is not the first time this has happened you are a consistent non deodorant wearer not on purpose no no no
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no I okay you're so slack it happened once today and it happened once a couple days ago but don't forget we've spent 10
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years of our lives together yes okay there's been multiple times even last year where you'd come to me on a daily
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daily to by daily basis and you'd ask for deodorant I would give you deodorant
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then you would go off because I don't have the deodorant that you like your deodorant sucks my deodorant is all natural I need anti it's different anti
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person deodorant different things also this is like a classic yes phrase which we should put this on a t-shirt at one
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point do you have deodorant you ask this every single time I have a feed do you
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want to really unlock this right now yeah okay back in school m one of the hot girls that I had a crush on said you
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stink I gave her a big hug and this is when I was going through puberty this is when I was going through
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puberty two things happened all right during this hug one she felt a bit of a
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boner I was young and horing was there an actual berer probably like half chub
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oh God all right she told everyone and she also told everyone she also told everyone I had bo that's that's okay
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that's that's mean that's straight up mean very mean right so now I've ever that
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day ever since that day I feel so bad for you yeah yeah ever since that day I have this um it's traa of smelling bad
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so even if I put deodorant on for the day if I smell anything that might be coming out of my body I'm I'm coming
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back with some more deod no that's fair it's a good fear to have at least you know that you over don't worry about
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what you smell like bro there's people out there that wre they should worry I don't want to compare myself but they're
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in relationships and everything like it's just you know they're the same people that don't wear shoes so no one's got deodorant I've got deodorant no you
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know what I car no deodorant I carry deodorant for you yes I understand your
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fear of smelling because there was one person I came across at a workplace right was our workplace where we used to
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work just be honest it's fine used to be an Arab guy called yes no it was this
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chick just real quick fisha who wears Schmitz what the hell is Schmitz we're
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not meant to be promoting that because you haven't been paid from Schmitz for that I'm not promoting you this is far
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from a promotion [ __ ] what's the what's the flavor orange I bet you orange or some
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sort of frini have a sniff what's the flavor certified natur doesn't tell you the flavor why first it's not a flavor
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you're not tasting it fragrance scent what's the scent it's orange isn't it it's on there
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it's Citrus it's beautiful say the word public toilet no no no n nck on your
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hand [ __ ] public toilet not too much public toilet
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oh my God it smells medicinal it does this I used to it's it's sandal wood
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that's not Sandalwood you have been look at the bottle it says Sandalwood but it's not Sandalwood it is
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Sandalwood do it Sandalwood am I blind yeah you
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are Schmid is shits this is disgusting a pi of it no it says it
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right the bot it's it's sandwood and citrus that's why it's got that smell oh God how did I miss that that smells
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delicious it smells gorgeous I'm going to put it on because I haven't put anything on today anyhow red flag people
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that don't carry deod with him but let's oh there go light oh there goes my light damn it that's also a red flag let me
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put that back on okay well I'll tell you a red flag I was telling you a story about I'll tell the story another time these are red flags that no one really
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talks about yeah these are red flags that you come across where on you know
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an average human walking doing you know going through the day 9 to5 not weing
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about things will not consider this a red flag but then there's some of us that think this is actually problematic
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one of those things being when people talk to their dogs in a normal human way
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like not in a baby voice what you're freak freaks me out you're an absolute
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weirdo I think that talking to dogs must always be in a baby voice and you think it's the red flag to not talk to them
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yeah to to be like oh hey mate how are you is weird to me as opposed to
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hello how are you that's how you talk to a dog it's a bit weird now cuz there's
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no dog in front of me I feel uncomfortable doing that however if there was a dog no I understand but when
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if there was a dog in this room you would not feel uncomfortable well I mean I Jud you should no but the red I feel
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like I'm just I'm sick of your your [ __ ] theories about dogs so sorry yes when
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you talk to your cat yeah how do you talk to your cat like one of the boys yeah yes oh actually yeah yeah you treat
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him with respect how old's your dog 6 months 6 months how old is that in in human years that's proba be like four
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years 5 years old years no isn't isn't one year equivalent to seven years yeah so 3 years old okay it's okay in another
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six in another sort of 6 months to a year you have to stop doing that absolutely not it's an adult absolutely
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not they are babies for Life you've lost your mind nich you know what also is a
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red flag when it comes to dogs is people who name their dogs like human names like or Jake yeah that is that I agree
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with that David yeah I was going to say the saddest thing happened so we had a
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dog named Sandy our entire life Sandy sh for sandal wood no just Sandy okay weiro
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um this gu's nicknaming is deodorant B on Schmid so when we lived
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at our at the first house we lived out right um we had Sandy for I want to say about 10 years M and then when we went
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to move to our new house our neighbor's name was Sandy
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right now in Arabic culture naming your dog or having a dog
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named the same as another person is obviously extremely offensive very very
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offensive so my dad refused to bring Sandy with us because our changing the
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name call different could you just call him Andy it wasn't that bad of a it wasn't that bad of a situation because
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when we moved into a house one we were still building the fence so Sandy had to stay at my grandparents house for a bit
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and she really enjoyed it there so then my dad was like oh how about you know we just don't dabble with the whole neighbor's name is the same as the dog's
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name situation and yeah and also it' be awkward if you bring the dog over and you're like calling it a whole different name when the dog's not responding
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neighbor going what oh noing Sandy the neighbor going what that would get a bit
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it would get a bit awkward I get that yeah I just think you talk to your dog like like you treat your dog dog of
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respect I get the first years but yeah no after that you just got to like how do you demand respect from your dog if
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you're going come here that's true like you got to go you eat now AG like that's
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how you got to no that's what it is that's what they want they don't how do you you you you first of all have you
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not seen every single medieval movie where they have dogs that they train to eat people yeah but I'm not training my
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dog to eat people I'm I'm I'm TR training my dog to be a good citizen not a citizen you're training your dog to be
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a [ __ ] that's what you're training absolutely not my dog lives the happiest of lives and when I talk to my dog in a
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baby voice it responds so well my cat would demolish your dog I feel like it would too have you seen my dog run your
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cat wouldn't be able to keep up whatever let's get into let's get into let's get into a red flag that I feel like
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everyone's going to have a cry about okay people at the gym that wear headphones at the gym and listen to
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their own music that's wait what I can't go to the gym and put my own headphones I listen to my own music it's got to be
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the music that the gym provides wait you're saying that's a red flag people who wear headphones wear headphones in the gym red flag and you thought I was
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self self- absorbent only like egotistical only care about themselves you have you've
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lost your mind you what is that they're so self- absorbent it's like I'm going to listen my music's better than like that's what I see music music firstly
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music is so opinionated if you want to listen to your own music because you enjoy that genre or that type of music
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or it puts you in the or whatever it is yeah but what is all the effort that gym owners and people that run the gym go
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through to provide the your best playlist to get you working out and they go and then then you come there and
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disrespect the gym owners this by listening to your own music like if you
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have some if you have a request go tell the gym guide then put it in everyone can have a listen oh you think they're doing requests yeah no they not no
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they're not they they do they hire DJ City or whatever they have and they curate the playlist themselves these
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like app these app stores or whatever they're not care caring about yeah they do care curating theic a gym that's
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worth going to cares but also wearing like the hey you know what's a red flag people who don't listen to music at the
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gym flag I listen to music at the gym I listen to the the music that the gym provides you're the red flag the fact
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that he said it's egotistical to listen to your own music but go on to request and make everyone listen to your music
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is not egotistical I've never requested I've never had to request cuz the music's dope what kind of music is it I'm just
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kid it's like hip hop then it goes into like hard Style goes to Ed Tech and he's it's like everything you need to work
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out to it's never loud enough though how do you pump yourself up it's always loud enough where I go oh is it a club
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there's no way they they have turned it into a place to to dance out at some point the gym I go to is beond that's a
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red flag that's the biggest flag no the gym is well people that go to that gym Keen at the gym is a red flag that's
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just what people are like doing dumb dumbbells and like dancing and jigging a bit while they're doing that's don't
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dance while you work out you in between the set okay you're taking the piss right you know everyone wears headphones
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at the gym yeah I just see like it's a bit of a red flag I think it's rude as well I think it's
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rude I don't know how that's rude but okay that makes no
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sense we question it if it makes no sense we already have questioned it so we're done we're done with that one then
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yeah if you have if if you wear that's what I'm saying if you wear headphones to the gym anti
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egotistical and rude first of all whoever's talking to anyone at the gym is also a walking red
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flag can I tell you why I stopped talking to a girl at the gym because she approached you at the gym no no no we
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went to the movies yeah and she was wearing like sandals and then she took the sandals off and put her feet up on
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the and I just looked at and I was like in my head I was like this is the last time ever hanging out with you anyways I never expect So you you're you're like
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people I talk about it's like people that just that wear sandals or like thongs no no no just what you wear
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whatever you want I don't care what you wear but like take them off don't take your feet off at a public Cinema put
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your feet up like you're in your own living room so what do you do in that instance like you've seen her put her feet up in your head you've already said
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yeah I'm never seeing this girl again yeah how do you finish the date I enjoy the film and then I leave but like how
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like like when if she's like trying to like hit on you and stuff like how do you get out of that
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situation well I'm not just going to no no I know but what I'm saying what do you do like
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I don't know because how is she hitting on me you know doesn't mean I'm not going to like you know go the full
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distance with her that day it's just I just don't want to see her again after that it's a red flag that's all it is
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that is a bit of a red flag though I do Sor I just had to throw that in there cuz I feel like mine was a real red flag that's actually both are yours stupid
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okay no K yes all right leave me out of this one k is extremely dumb and yours is not a red flag it's completely like
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the opposite is a red light no I disagree people that talk to their baby their dogs in baby voices well do you what about what about couples do you
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think couple speaking in baby voices is a red flag yeah yes big time they should be put in a
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dome a whole society of of just cringe couples I couldn't have said it better
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yeah they need to be put in a dome really baby talk Dome 100 interesting
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and then gas that D oh my God yes you're
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horrible that's hor you both are walking red flags jeez all right let's get into
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some cancel Squad requests uh they've asked us to speak about dumb criminals
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some dumb criminal stories and I found a list here and I'll run through three of them this is some pretty funny stuff and
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pretty dumb stuff uh number three Ruben Zarate in 2008 an 18-year-old man named
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Ruben Sate attempted to rob a muffler shop in Chicago after demanding money he
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was told that most of the cash was stored in the safe that could only be opened by the manager who wasn't
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scheduled to come in until a few hours later tell me he waited he waited hang on hang on go on to have him to have
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himself so have himself some trouble Zarate left his cell phone number for the store to call him back once the
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manager arrived of course the store first called the police and then Z called Z Zarate
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back when he came back and noticed the police were waiting for him he engaged in a brief shootout with the cops before
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eventually being arrested what a genius know's his business line his business number oh that's brilliant
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that's like I feel like that is straight out of a TV sitcom though like that can't be real people like that can't
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exist how how can you be that dumb to leave your number he was being polite
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like what goes through your mind you're going to rock I don't know I thought he just going to wait there for the manager to come and they just call the cops he
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doesn't time for that well I've got another appointment at another Muff Shop down the road whil I'm here you can have
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a look at my muffler oh my gosh number two Albert Bailey 2010 Bailey and an
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unnamed juvenile complice decided to rub a bank in Fairfield Connecticut but in the in an attempt to
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speed up the process of the crime Bailey called the bank in advance to let them know that they were coming to rob it why
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his obvious intent was to give the bank plenty of time to get the money ready so he could just pick it up and leave
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quickly of course the bank decided to call the authorities and notify them of the robbers arrival and the two men were
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arrested by police without incident you know what they should have done as soon as they got there they should have just been like it was a prank it was just a
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little prank we made a mistake you still get done for that it's still attempted robbery right there I don't know there's
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something you'd still get you're attempting just calling someone and saying hey but it wouldn't be but it wouldn't be as bad if like somehow you
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could pull off saying oh it was a complete joke like me my friends are jokeing as long as you can convince the judge in the jury yeah yeah and wouldn't
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be too hard to convince him because that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in life I mean that's what I'm saying it's it's these are like just it's so
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dumb they're not even funny it's getting to I mean it is pretty funny though it is pretty funny all right number one
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Dennis Hawkins his name is the stupidest criminal out has got to be Dennis Hawkins okay a 48-year-old man who tried
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to rob a bank in Pittsburgh Hawkins clearly didn't get their memo about needing a good disguise that can quickly
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blend into the crowd after the crime as he chose a woman's blonde
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wig fake breasts mhm and bright clown pants
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clown pant yeah what do you mean no this guy's a
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blond a fake blonde wig a woman's blonde wig with fake breast in a clown pants
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even worse still his failed attempt to pretend to be a woman he didn't he didn't even take the time to shave his
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facial hair as if the man wasn't noticeable enough he drew even more attention to himself when he tried to
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steal a car from a nearby gas station where the attendant called the police who apprehended Hawkins soon after in
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the outfit in the outfit wow he's got problems yeah there's some dumb people out here
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yeah how about this one manga manga his name is on a sunny day in March manga a
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17-year-old boy in Omar Nebraska decided to stick a gun in a in a face of a woman
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who was taking her son to school that's horrible demanding that she gives him the car she of course obliged and the
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boy the boy was about to take off when you realized that the car had a manual transmission
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which he was unable to drive he tried to Fumble around with the controls but after moving the car only a matter of
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meters in a few minutes he decided to bolt on foot but was eventually caught by the authorities oh my gosh it just
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sounds like a wrong place wrong time kind of situation I wouldn't call him dumb I mean I feel like you like if
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you're going to go and do that or like take a car you should look inside and see what kind of situation is going on
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the other the other ones were definitely Dumber yeah I mean it's true what's the dumbest out of all of them you reckon I reckon the one the the blonde wig no I
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reckon the guy that called the bank I mean yeah told the bank I'm coming to rob you the muffler guy was I wonder if
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you guys remember this story an Australian Australian story and it was went absolutely viral okay and there was
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even a the line that this person said in this act when he was caught on camera m
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everyone started to say I think I know which one it is a young Victorian man named Clinton rose rose to fame oh sorry
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named Clinton Rose to fame for all the wrong reasons after being featured on channel 7 show Highway Patrol great y
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police were called to a car park after receiving reports a man is doing burnouts upon arrival they saw a car
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which had obviously been involved in a collision with an intoxicated Clinton still in the driver's seat and cans of
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bourbon at the foot of the passenger seat when questioned by police Clinton refused to admit of any rundoing saying
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he was Justus waiting for a mate why does am look confused you've never
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heard just waiting for a mate I think I have she hasn't you must have you've never heard waiting for a mate you
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haven't got the audio there YouTube that [ __ ] now get that audio right now this is like what are you doing mate nothing
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I think I had smashed off his face just waiting for waiting for a mate and then he goes what does he say he goes um here
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we go here we go what's going on I'm just waiting for a mate is that way you
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cars all smashed up and you're up on the grass at the moment or what yeah he's R from mate he's gone in there why I'm
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just wondering how how the collision with your car happen mate what Collision
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well the one that's got your all your wheels and bumper bars hanging
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off well I'm just waiting for a mate mate H who's your mate James James who
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huh how' you you get down here how'd you get down here does it
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matter he con of does mate cuz you just been involved in an accident no P your
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meanwhile the whole car is B down both front tires are popped yeah
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they popped the bumper bars off the front windshields popped so he was just doing burnouts burnouts crashed his car yeah no there's this one there's one
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part where he goes are you a Federal Officer of the law and then he's like I'm a police
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officer M he goes yeah but are you a federal officer in like it makes any difference it like makes no difference
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but you know what you know what's funny like he had so much like un what's the word I'm looking for
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like he didn't realize that what he was doing there was probably the best thing to do when cops approach you with like the only evidence they have is you
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sitting in a car cuz his car was turned off right yeah but you're if you're in the driver's seat it's still counts as
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you driving a car doesn't it but the car's turned off the keys are not in there ah he's just sitting in a car but the car's in accident car's been incid
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report on the accident I'm just waiting for mate yeah but did no one see him do
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the donut no he ended up losing his license cour and all this [ __ ] but yeah have you guys ever heard of um how
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Honey's made so Random with bees bees yeah bees B honey yeah they come they collect they
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put in their little bee basket and head home isn't that how it works no bees do
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make honey bees do collect the pollen they do take it back to their uh Nest
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their hive yeah their hive but what do they do then to actually create the gooey substance they go to the
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kitchen they start needing it they start yeah they start needing it like dough I just thought they like they they suck it
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from the pollen and then they they yeah then I don't know what happens next that's all I know I found a video in
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fact it was the same remember the other day we did the ant how ant by oh that messed me up man there's another video here that's going to do the same are you
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guys a fan of honey just before you watch I have honey in my tea nearly daily nearly daily I like to eat
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Honeycombs complete Honeycombs yuck how dare you you a bear Honeycombs
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delicious okay all right you guys got the video in front of you I do yeah the way that bees make
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honey all right I'm pressing play have a listen to this when a bee collects nectar from Plants they swallow it and
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store it in a special stomach while in their stomach enzymes start to break
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down the nectar and when the bee arrives back in the hive they vomit this nectar
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into another bee's mouth and that bee will throw it up into another bee's
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mouth until the water content lowers this process gives the nectar a gooey
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consistency which eventually turns it into honey huh so not only we not only are we
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eating vomit we're eating vomit that's been consumed then vomited again and
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consumed and vomited again until the water's out of it it's a whole new type
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of filteration process that's different honey is be vomit vomit times vomit
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times 100 maybe probably more and they produce a lot of
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honey what do they eat is that I think that's their food
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but they're vomiting it out that's I don't know what they eat what do be eat because like right question because like
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I thought they eat a bit of the honey so you know how we eat food for our nutrients we take all the nutrients our
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body needs and we [ __ ] the rest out reckon they take all the nutrients from the pollen that they need to survive and
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then [ __ ] it out or out that's that's probably correct yes because bees feed on and require both nectar and pollen
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there you go nectar is for energy poll is for protein there you go so they take out the protein for themselves and they
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take out all the energy substance would be a natural sugar for themselves so it's their faces that way essentially just opposite no not the feces they
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regur but I don't think they [ __ ] bees don't [ __ ] that's their way of do bees [ __ ] can you Google that Holy sh do bees
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poo if bees don't poo I'm freaking out do bees oh yeah they do poo yes bees poo
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they poop poo and defecate just like humans from where I just write from where I just need that 100% certainty
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they have a bum hole be do bees have a bum hole are you
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where they rect them they have a rect which which is right above their stinger they have butth holes no wait
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but right rid of oh the Stinger is why is that so weird bees have butth holes they have but holes I'm actually more
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impressed with the bees bees hold on bees are exactly like the male like a human male I think girls have but to no
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but wait but don't have a stinger oh we have a butt hole which is just behind
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our Stinger which is like if you if we were to go on all fours like a bee yeah our butth holes above our Stinger
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exactly like a bee's butth holes above its stinger this is their butthole by the way if you want to take a look show
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me that that's their butthole show me again show me one more time show me one more time show me the
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be butthole it looks like a a snapshot out of a horror film are they is that pubic
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hairs around the butthole is that what I'm looking at I think it's just hairs they go all around their their butt are you guys not freaked out by that can we
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find out if all insects have butth holes I think all insects have I think everything that's living has a butthole
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yeah no that can't be right not everything does everything does every living animal I'm going to look at this does every a worm does a worm yeah yeah
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it would have a bum hole I thought a worm has two heads though or is it two bum holes yeah insects have anuses
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rectums and intestines yeah we really are made of the same material oh that pachow was
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disgusting anyone else more impressed about the butthole than the actual honey I'm impressed about the but I'm freaked
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out I feel like a phobia a new phobia has been unlocked for me I mean now I've
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never been like more freaked out by something all right that's disgusting it is disgusting do they have like other
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genitalia sorry I'm just really what is up with you in the B Anatomy leave Al I just found out bees have [ __ ] I need
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to know if they have vaginas and penises like this is a game Cher okay let's go okay let's just this this is a game
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changer do bees have have no but no isn't just the one
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girl one Queen no no no I think the queen just like selected I don't
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know I want mind but see the workes they do not breed right hold on for a second the sex of a new bee is normally
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determined as the egg passes through the vagina of the queen a lifetime supply of sperm 5 to six million is stored each
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stored by each Queen in her spera the little Glo globular sack
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attached to the vagina which I'm sure would be like the woman's ovaries the queen controls and releases of sperm
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hold on for a second She Bangs herself is that what's going on no the the worker bees bang the queen no no another
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gang bang situation queen bees have sex with the male worker bees yes that's
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what that's what I've learned I think she makes okay when a Virgin Queen flies to a site where
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thousands of male honeybees may be waiting she mates with several male in Flight a male drone will a male drone
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will Mount the queen and insert his penis penis he's okay it's C in Endo
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endus endus ejaculating sperm or Seaman so she
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has sperm and they have what's the difference bees are really confusing
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yeah bees are very complex and they get freaky too but no none of the bees in the mate with
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their Queen okay it's only from other hives only drone or male bees mate with
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the Queen the worker bees or Fe the worker bees are female where is the
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equality where is the equality worker bees are all female wow so you're
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telling me the male oh my God so the male bees are just there to bang they're just there to have sex great great
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society first and foremost they're just there to have sex The Queen Is there to make babies and
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the rest of the chicks are in the kitchen preparing the honey is that what's going
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on W could be are all female well there's obviously no bloody how long do
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you reckon until they woke like realistically just takes one worker be
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just takes one to stand up they do not breed so the worker bees
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are all female they do not breed the queen bee is female so she's like the boss [ __ ] of the hive yeah she is the
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boss be the drone bees are male and do not have a sting what the [ __ ] men don't
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have stings so they just kick back and wait for some [ __ ] to come through that's all they do they're just like
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they're just chilling they're just chilling like they got their legs up well guess what this is not your
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life what the [ __ ] he [ __ ] that if reincarnation exists I'm coming back as a be as a [ __ ] no not just as a Beale
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drone be a drone be what wow that's crazy man this world
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is weird I'll never look at Honey the same but it [ __ ] the honey yeah I don't
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give a [ __ ] about the honey anymore I kind of don't minded that it's females vomiting back and forth in each other's
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mouth makes it a bit cleaner yeah yeah it feels all right now feels like a bit of
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a don't say it you know don't say it yeah know I was leave with
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that gosh gosh there you go I've got new respect for for the B world for the B
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world yeah yeah you know like if all if the B world like if the if all the bees
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died the rest of the world would die that's actually can someone explain this
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to me it's got to do with the pollen has to do with the spread of the pollen yeah is it because obviously like uh female
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plants and male plants need to reproduce which is mindblowing in itself because we wouldn't survive without
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plants and that literally feeds the world that is crazy cray did I just say
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cray cray you did that's I'm going to edit that out a red flag that's crazy we going to
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say bit more mely drone be stle that's crazy jeez wow what a shock I feel like
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he went down this crazy rabbit what a shock wow one more question oh my gosh
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okay they've got penises got vaginas they've got [ __ ] can we google if they have anal sex just just
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put it in the Google just see what it says do have anal sex while they're flying you didn't have to put it in
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there I was totally joking he doing it I hope no one finds your Google search be a weird time for you what came
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up was the birds and the bees conversation I don't think bees does
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anyone yeah let's move on let's go to just the birds and the bees thing real quick as
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ethnics as growing up ethnic as growing up ethnic I never I was I was never told
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the bird story I was literally okay you want to hear you want to hear a story about the birds and the bees I was never
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told that obviously growing up there was that conversation never happened but of course the conversation happens in sex
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education at school and they give you a stupid ass condom to take home guess who
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found the condom shut the [ __ ] up I don't believe that for a second how old were you what it would have been high
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school so you're eight 12 13 years old high school and your mom found the dummy
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my brother found it a and it was a [ __ ] show because they're
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all like inspiring how they're going to confront me about it and I'm outside 13-year-old Anisha has a condom in her
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bag because of school who's going to believe that who's going to believe that so then they like fool confronted me and
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said where did this condom come from Nishi Nishi how are we meant to
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reproduce if you're using Contra shut up and it was like horrible because well
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you know they believed it I was like look was in school they give you the banana and they give you the Gom and I
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was trying to explain that I thought that only happened in movies yeah I I never got the banana in the condom no we
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had healthy Harold we had healthy Harold he was a giraffe in a van I know the little heroin
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giraffe oh no that was for drugs he used to tell us not to do drugs it was very obvious that healthy Harold was doing
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[ __ ] drugs it was on the [ __ ] lived in a caravan yeah he looked high
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247 and he talked to children like come on brother this guy's drugged off his dripping he's dripping be Harold my
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[ __ ] ass no but you didn't have the banana I never got the banana no no they did that
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in high school I don't even remember sex education no we did do sex but our parents did have to sign a form so they can send that was in you6 yeah was that
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was that was in Primary School about 11 no we 12 no it was you're seven you're
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12 yeah you're seven you eight no I think it was you're eight you're nine we did it in you're six oh wow that's early
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I was in primary school so you can imagine they' be like and then the penis and the
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vagina it so [ __ ] up you're still like that yeah come on man I just made you Google two bees have penises and
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vaginas but no does anyone my question sorry let's go back just real quick does anyone actually know the story of the birds and the bees like what is actually
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told to these white children I'm very curious cuz it's obviously like a very Western thing the bir this is how I
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always imagined it like bloody Suzy comes up to their daughter and goes honey you're going out with your
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boyfriend okay just remember that you shouldn't have unprotected sex no but there's actually a story about the birds
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and the bees and it's how they explain the be like bird or something I've got here I've got here livescience.com
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though there are some variations the story typically involves bees pollinating flowers symbolizing uh male
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fertilization and the birds Ling eggs which equates to female ovulation there you go so there's an actual story that
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they tell them that like it's it's just pass down I I just say rolled off the another story telling that a bee a baby
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is created when a bee stings a bird that's what I heard I've heard that one H that would make it so [ __ ]
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confusing cuz it's two completely different species that's true and the bee is so [ __ ] tiny oh wa but that's
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the sperm that's the thing no but it's also size doesn't matter they're trying to teach at a young age Size Doesn't
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Matter even even if is that way in in you kind of like oh bro I picked up this
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bird bird yesterday is that why but no one says the be guys always say yeah I got I picked
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up oh bro look at these birds i s this bird yesterday that makes so much sense and I stung her no no one says that no
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one says that they go to jail no stinging please oh but see now it's really confusing because we just found
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out that bird uh bees with stingers are actually female so now it's a lesbian story holy [ __ ] we've just [ __ ]
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broken the birds and the bees the birds and the bees should not be or in this day and age
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[ __ ] can be told be and the bees and the bees and the birds and the birds we all know that but like but the Bee wants to be a bird and the other bird wants to
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be a bee and that's even more confusing yeah well wait to can you know it's just a it was confusing to begin with imagine
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seeing a bird oh gosh this guy will not let go of the sorry it's just like it just looks like a bee but we're like we
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know you're not a [ __ ] bee look at the size of you anyway that's a hornet yes it's a
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horn Hornet yeah all right well let's get some motivation thank God who's it on today it's on me oh thank God oh yeah
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so we and I'm lost like I just don't know what what it is so we're going to try and do quotes that we develop by ourselves yeah I think we should make up
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our own quotes cuz like we it's full copyright we should just do our own all right K you go off the Dome you could
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involve the birds and the bees in this in this don't let don't don't let her U manipulate you into doing something about you don't have to can yes you do
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so much more entertaining keep on talking while I'm thinking okay uh you don't have to do it about the birds and
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bees if you don't want to you could God why don't we prepare this earlier no cuz I said I said it should be off the Dome
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I think that's straight like just random just random pick a theme and go with it all right let's just start and see where
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end if great start if you're out there which you are
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struggling sorry to figure out what you want to do in your life what you want to say figure
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out what your passion is and figure out your
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pathway career-wise and you've been working hard at trying
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to understand yourself mhm and for so long things just haven't
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come your way the best thing for you to do
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MH is to practice patience I'm practicing patience right
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now practice practice practice balance and understand that the more you push
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Upstream the more difficult it becomes try to go with the flow shut the
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[ __ ] up wait wait I'm coming it's coming it's coming try to go with the flow and allow the universe to present
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you with the gift much like the Drone be who does
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nothing until the queen comes and he [ __ ] up can we um can we
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go back to just repeating other people's motivational qu that was the most [ __ ] up thing no but we're going to get better we're going to get better we're
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going to become like chat GPT putting out quotes it's going to be phenomenal it's just going to take us a few right
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for someone who enjoys talking like Kane does like Kane you can talk you can really you can [ __ ] we have meetings and
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this [ __ ] just talks y that was a [ __ ] [ __ ] quote I
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thought you would I honestly thought you look you're breaking his heart I'm sorry it was horrible I had so much
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expectations from you so much so many so much don't know the word there do better Ken but you know what he
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did connect the bee with the c well you gave me the challenge yeah we did give him a challenge literally off the top of
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the Dome yeah and said to connect to the birds and the bees I didn't say that well she did I did you didn't have to
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but he wanted to look he gave it a good go I think the I think look okay if I was going to be genuinely honest with
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you to take from that I think the M the main thing is to know that um pushing Upstream if something's not working for
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you there's no use continuously pushing Upstream it's obviously not your path so
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um either go with the flow and allow the stream to take you that's the worst advice on Earth
42:10
what do you mean like go with the flow like go with the flow stop fighting the stream I just imagine a [ __ ] person
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trying to escape a river about to get off the cliff goes oh wait I remember what Kan said yeah but there's a there's
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but there's an old what's a word called parable about a a some Monk who fell old monk who fell into the water listen to
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this he fell into the water right and got pulled right under the water and all the Village People like ah they ran down
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and then 2 minutes like 2 minutes later they found him at the shallow end getting out of the water and he's like oh yeah and they go what' you do he goes
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I became one with the water allowed it to take me and it took me to show I was I was confident enough in the water that
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it was going to save me it was just in a safe place I do feel like though if you're ever in a situation where you're
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uh it doesn't mean go jump in streams it doesn't mean go jump in rivers and let yourself no it just means the concept of
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it is the universe is going to throw things at you and if you continuously fight against it m you're going to waste
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your energy diminish your energy and it's going to ruin your whole experience so rather allow it to correct
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itself [ __ ] am I back in the good books I
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stopped listening about 4 and a half minutes ago all right then well love you all and we'll see you next time
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