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canell yes this is already cancelled welcome everybody K YZ aanisha here uh
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subscribed to our Channel or you've just randomly stumbled across the biggest
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podcast in the country in the making so uh welcome welcome aboard how are you all feeling good yes today uh off the
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back of the Easter weekend we're going to cover something that I found off a uh as a YouTube short Joe Rogan was talking
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about something with Christianity and I was like hold on for a second there's some truth to this yeah and I thought oh
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let's touch on that um it has to do with mocking the word mocking okay in
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Christianity well obviously it's mocking Christianity yeah I mean I was very try explanatory yeah yeah so something
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around that um there's a weird or wonderful story that Nishi has yes um
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and YZ has brought a little product in for us to sniff I'm very very very uh
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terrified I got sent I got sent something I got sent something and I want to share it with you all yeah okay
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yeah yeah get excited all right well let's kick this off uh yeah so we'll get to the mocking
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thing unless Nisha you you you you told me you wanted to say something before we started I did you're right thank you for
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reminding me I did want to bring something up because cuz I saw some comments on our YouTube channel uh Instagram DMS Plus on some of the posts
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we did on Instagram recently yeah uh but the one that I specifically want to read out was on our YouTube channel so this
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is uh shout out to ryan. shx Ryan Gosling nice Ryan Gosling uh he
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listened to the podcast and he goes Ken needs to well he he suggesting Keen need to dress up as a camel there
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was this whole fight yeah there was this whole fight that happened between Keen and YZ uh about feral camels uh and
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apparently Australia has the most of them however there was a bit of a debate a debate about what Keen actually said
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and what y said and the guys decided that they're going to well one of them one of them has to dress up as a camel
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if if you're so bad at explaining can you explain it uh K came
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out K came out with a statement saying do you know where do you know which country has the most camels in the world
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and I said it's not Australia cuz I know that's where and he said yeah it is and then he changed it to Wild camels and I said
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wait a second you didn't say wild camels you said camels anyway anyway and who has Suess
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up as a camel if what was the ke's lost that's it simple Kean lost ke has look here's the thing here's the thing I went
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back cuz he gave us time codes now it's in our previous episode The Kate Middleton one episode this guy gave us time codes time
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codes Ryan gz put the time codes up read it out read it out read what Ryan said
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why like should we should I have just LED this like you really should have okay I'll read it out Ryan said 4545 is
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a Time code depends on who's going to be the judge of this Kean first said which country has the most camels but he did
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follow up with time code 4555 10 seconds later 10 seconds later saying Australia has the most wild camels in the world so
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he corrected himself maybe aesia can be the judge for this now here's the thing there was no we're going to just have to
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listen to it I don't think so listen which country has the most Chels oh here we go okay Sudan
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no it's not Australia I know you want to say Australia it's Australia Australia has the most wild chems in the world and
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then I said the most wild chemel in the world okay doesn't matter take it to court you still lose so what I have to dress up as a
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camel yes now I have I was the one that really started that too searched camel suits and weirdly
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enough they're very expensive really very we're like $400 to $5500 for a
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let's be honest who's buying camel suits it's your Rich Saudis how about yeah they've got they've got the money for it
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why they just buy a camel true okay I'll wear the suit now here's the thing I don't have a suit I
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don't know if I'm going to go buy a suit to be honest was that part of the deal yeah you just have to wear it doesn't matter doesn't matter how you ATT all
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right you're listening or you watching now mhm if you have a camel suit or you know someone that has a chamel suit I'll
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even go as far to say just a chamel mask please hit us up in our DMS no
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don't change the camel mask you're wearing a camel suit whole suit yes and what and what just sit here in a camel
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suit for an episode that was the deal that was the bet no but hold on if someone sends through a camel mask he
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can just get a like a a brown shawl or something I just go into Aisha's wardrobe and find something from there
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to where hold on I actually do have a very nice camel colored scarf so I can bring
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that in wear the mask it'll be fine all right what whatever camel apparel you have yeah just send it over hit us up in
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our DMS because it rides on the back of you if you want to see me dressed dressed up in a camel suit to do this show for one episode cuz I lost the bet
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I'll do it I can't do it if no one sends anything in there exactly we need it's all up to the audience yes yeah please
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donate yes is not impressed good cause there's always just there's always things you need to go around for Kean to
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you know fulfill his bet needs anyways whatever it's going to happen this the
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first time I've ever lost a bet to you by the way I I always win bets I always beat you in bets remember remember the
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Hot Chip challenge smashed both of you I didn't even I don't even remember how betting over the Grammys or something
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like that a b anyway I don't remember any of that anyway it'll happen you sure
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cuz I remember what happened to you in the toilet oh this is the chili chip yeah the Hot Chip chili challenge yeah no I remember that I did it twice I
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ended up doing it cuz I felt bad for you yeah it wasn't that bad and the reason why I felt bad was because of what happened with Nishi in the toilet no no
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it was a very what happened can I say what happened well I'll say what happened because basically I had the chip and then and then basically the
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chip had to come out so I I went to the toilet and it was a disaster of a situation because I couldn't control
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every exit hole well basically everything shut down that chip is is
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terrible it wasn't that bad you are lying I did it once and then when you went to the toilet I did it again it's
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all on camera yeah you get plus you're Indian yeah that's not chil when you ra
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not chil that's demonic it was something else in that in that thing I don't know what it is do not ever try it it's okay
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well we we can get to that story at another time think speaking of the word demonics I saw this short by um Joe
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Rogan and he had I think a Christian or Catholic man on the show who was discussing that Christianity yeah and
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just off the back of E I thought it's a great time to bring this up is the most openly mocked religion in
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the world like no one digs on Muslim no one digs on Buddhism or uh Islam Islam
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sorry Islam excuse that um or any other religion it's always just Christianity
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and you see that from a media level you see that from um entertainment yeah
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entertainment level music um just in general yeah just in general and I was
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like okay interesting it's pretty me it's pretty messed up like you see people sometimes walking around with shirts of Jesus on there and it's just
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straight Blas like it's Jesus sticking up his finger or something you know what I mean what's the biggest religion in the world like and what's the
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Christianity Christianity right there's about I think it's top of my head 22 billion Christians on Earth wow so
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but you got to remember this is also just like on paper yeah yeah yeah yeah exactly but what I'm I guess what I'm
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trying to get to is do you think it's because there's so many like Christianity is like World spread of
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like you know people being Christian that people tend it's just people that's why people tend to mock it because I
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think it's personally I think it's the easiest to mock because it's the most forgiving right okay yeah that's right
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cuz it is built a lot around forgiveness yeah well we we we're taught we're taught as Christians that if someone um
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slaps you in the face you give them the other cheek for them to slap oh really yeah so you just you take you take you
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take and you never give like in a in a uh negative way that sounds like a
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painful turn the other Che if someone does you wrong you turn the other check something's playing off your
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laptop whose laptop yours yours thank you what was that the goat story okay so
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so this is what then I started to look at like what where the mocking is coming from you see it in the music like for
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example little NX and these music people say it's artistic of course there's artistic to it but then there's obviously a mocking to it right there's
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a lot of music artists like you saw the other the um ice spice at the Super Bowl whatever many months agoing wearing the
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upside down cross and then you got the you know the the hand signals and you got all these things going on and everyone it's right in your face and
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everyone sees it but it's just it's just so openly mocked and I started think okay well okay I can see that where else
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then you look at things like Balenciaga you know you look at you look at companies that are just openly just
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Antichrist Blasphemous stuff mocking and mocking and mocking and it just got me thinking like why why is it mocking I
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know okay cuz it's easy but there's got be a bigger thing to it it can't just be like oh because it's easy to mock
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someone we're going to mock someone there has to be some sort of like would you go as far to say a gender about it
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like is it like do you they want you to turn away from that I think I also think people just gravitate towards you
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know I don't know I think they feel like it's cool to you know like they're badass so they wear these type of things
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like AC cross upside down or like you know no there's there's there's there's some satanic [ __ ] going on around it can
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I say something this is this is obviously there's no science behind this but me as a as a Catholic obviously
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everyone that has a faith believes that their faith is the correct Faith right yeah there's no lying about that a
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Muslim man will tell you his faith is is the right faith and his God's the right God and a Christian will say the same
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thing about Jesus and all that stuff right uh talking from a Biblical point of view if God exists what else
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exists everything Satan Satan so for good you have evil right now if God
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exists then Satan exists what is Satan's goal on Earth well basically to corrupt everyone to corrupt everyone and turn
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them away from the true God is that correct all right cool what if I told you that the reason why Christianity is
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the most mocked on Earth is because Satan does exist and he's obviously mocking the correct religion he's
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obviously trying to turn people he doesn't care about anything that's not true but but I'm speaking here from a
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Christianity point of view of course does that make sense so if God existed
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and the devil existed the devil would do everything in his power to get people away from God then what you're and what
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what comes Apparent from that convers from that statement is that it's actually happening it's actually happening yeah okay that's interesting
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interesting it's so like immersed in like pop culture which is really
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fascinating it's like anywhere you look it's it's everywhere it's like it's
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everywhere I wonder if it's in this room what if there's anything in this
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room that's like satanic probably no nothing well that's good well here's the
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thing look and the reason I bring it up is because this is going to be so weird for me to say okay but people are going
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to and Yaz you said this to me before I talked to you about this before I um before we started this episode was just
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you and I uh recently I invited God into my life so good M it's good thing and um yeah
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people might mock it and people might laugh at it but I don't really care because it's actually a really good feeling it's actually really it's
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actually really cool mhm um yeah that's
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exciting yeah it's it's I've always had I've always had the belief and I've always had um a way of life that was
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very closely associated with Jesus's way of life and with a good way of living MH because I was born uh I was baptized and
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everything um like like early on years I didn't even know and was went to some private schools and Catholic schools and
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whatever uhhuh mhm and then like I went astray and I went uh very self-centered
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and that was like very career-driven and all that stuff and then obviously now since we're in this place where we have a lot more time in our hands we can
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focus on our own lives and mind and stuff and you know I've sought out for
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for I've looked outside for something else MH and this is what's come and and
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and you know it's only been like a week or two so it's been great have you felt have you felt an internal change in
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yourself last I have yeah I have um yeah but the hard part now is like not hard
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part but the the I think the only challenge about this is having the trust in it and having the consistent faith in
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it because things are going to get things are going to always happen of course but there's a reason for it but look apart from all that I started
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looking at you know other mocking things cuz I thought this is interesting and and and you know even Easter happened
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happening the world monetizes off off events from Jesus
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right like his death they monetized it with an Easter Bunny well it's gotten to the point now where it's swaying away
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from the true reason of the season right yeah the true reason of the season do you celebrate Easter yeah of course yeah
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yeah do you guys like buy chocolate bunnies and stuff like that well for the kids yeah not for anyone else I think
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it's for the kids right it's a marketing Ploy of course of course but it brings joy to people like bringing family
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together yeah but is that would you consider that almost like the in order to commercialize something it's almost
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like a mockery as well it's a mockery to overshadow it yeah that's the problem or
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like the true reason it's the problem that it's overshadowed like I I imagine now my my niece is obviously from a
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Christian household she would be more excited over the Easter Bunny and chocolate than she will be over the
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return of Jesus Christ of course because it's chocolate I mean it I would when if I was that age I'd be excited over
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chocolate than it's hard it's your kids like kids don't really you know they're
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more excited but why does it have to be the Easter Bunny that gives it to you why can't it be the holy spirit that gives it to you because it's not
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marketable no but also how do you Market the Holy Spirit but you can't true but wouldn't it be like disrespectful to be
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eating the Holy Spirit like you know yeah I guess so as well but look all I'm saying is okay they commercialized that
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and what I still don't get and what I don't think anyone gets is how the hell does an Easter bunny a bunny have an egg it doesn't make sense oh my God that
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makes no sense makes no sense yeah it's a chicken that has an neck not a bunny what why does a bunny the bunny steals
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him from the chickens obviously mockery again now we're mocking nature okay so
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put that to the side I figured that out and I thought oh my God my mind has been blown okay oh this is the thing with Ken
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it's a it's it's a staircase a rabbit hole it's a staircase rabbit it's a bunny e bunny hole bunny hole
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literally jump to the next celebration of Christianity ah the big one all right if you have kids listening which they
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probably shouldn't be cuz it's 18 show Santa yeah let's yeah before before we
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continue if if you're listening in the car kids are around spoiler alert about turn it off yeah turn this off right now
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get rid of the kids Santa's real obviously we know Santa's not real
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but here's the thing in my heart he is what okay this is when I thought mockery yet again this is the most important uh
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date next to the death of Jesus is the birth of Jesus yeah it's the biggest it's the the biggest thing it's the the
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the prophet the the not the prophet the prophecy has come true yeah Jesus is there right he's born that's it 2,000
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whatever years later it's the greatest thing of of all Christianity the Messiah is here all right that's what we believe yeah and we got some fat guy in a red
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suit that's commercialized and marketed to give presents away to kids so we keep
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on spending whatever with the name Santa but isn't it that's it's a true St St
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Nicholas is true not Santa all right nickname no it's not it can't be a
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nickname it's completely fabricated it's completely fabricated but hold on stay with me this guy's name is Santa he's
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fat sits in he's in a red red red suit M which is exactly the same color as
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Coca-Cola's brand I'm pretty sure Coca-Cola started Santa Claus by the way this what I'm saying they have the exact
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same red and it's a patented or it's a it's a copyrighted red only Coke and only Santa have that red wait no there's
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only one color that's copyri in the world and that's only the purple for cab and I think the the co the coke red no
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double check it now on top of that no it can't be because of movies and stuff they're not paying Coca-Cola rights just
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double check it I don't think that's on top of that if you rearrange Santa's name oh
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gosh it becomes Satan what it does if you take the okay
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Santa s a n t a take the n and add it and put it to the end
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you got Satan okay that is such a stretch okay and oh gosh what's his
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surname claw Satan claws oh this is ridiculous another
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mockery another mockery the greatest mockery of all of them is Santa Claus
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Satan Claus also in the Bible you got to remember what's Satan's favorite food milk and
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cookies you're joking [ __ ] I was about to go
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what I was actually going to okay here we go no guys Santa Claus is Satan everyone no he's not St Nicholas again a
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taken from St Nicholas commercialized turned into San Mo Jesus can I just
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interject you please okay Santa Claus otherwise known as St Nicholas or Chris
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Kringle has a long history uh steeped in Christmas traditions his name though
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becoming Saint uh Santa Claus the reason why that has happened is because and it
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says here the name Santa Claus evolved from Nick's Dutch nickname C Claus c c
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Claus a short in form of Sint Nicholas Dutch for St Nicholas oh oh that made
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sense yeah so your Satan claws can go back into the dungeon or wherever it is
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from hell and not ruin a beautiful holiday whoa whoa whoa It's St ruining a
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beautiful holiday yeah cuz now I want to see devil CLS Every Time I Think of okay now I like the way you explained it
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though so St Nicholas s c Claus s Nicholas Nicholas like
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imagine a Filipino guy coming going oh s Nicholas Sant Claus s SAS it kind of has
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you was so perfect on spot there with that phow accent was that good I did have phow food over the weekend oh yeah
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it's it's stayed on your tongue oh okay so so so that's not a mockery no no but
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but I'm sorry um once again Santa Claus overshadowing Jesus in the main holiday that we celebrate as Christians right
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remember the reason for the season ladies and gentlemen very important yeah you need to get a sh say remember the
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reason for the reason for the season remember the reason for the season um but look you know you are you are
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entitled to believe whatever you want and I support you on your beliefs and whatever Journey life that you're going
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through um and we just ask that in return whoever whatever it is that's the I think that's the agreement that all
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human should have we shouldn't be judging we shouldn't be fighting we shouldn't be arguing we should just be loving and caring but don't forget what
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are you oh she's got the fire Hydra out again I can't believe you drink out of that it's not normal that's 4 L that's a 4 lit tin bottle it's not normal I I
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think it's 2 lers only but yeah it is it is very heavy actually I I think it's that is a
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mockery of Jesus that damn bottle right there that's more than two liters for sure that's two liters what were we going to say yes well see see what
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happened there the devil tries to pull me away from what I was saying you are the devil of Nisha she is a mockery
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right now um no what was I saying [ __ ] what was I saying you were saying oh yeah you got to remember um the mockery
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of Christianity was prophesized in the Bible as well oh was it yeah yeah yeah they'll laugh at you they'll tease you they'll blah blah blah it was all it was
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all it's known that it's going to be the Jesus was mocked okay to his face yeah
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you know you got to remember that and it's not nice just don't mock people's Faith let people live their
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life the way they want to and what you believe in that's your uh prerogative you know what's funny do you know who
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gets pissed off off the most when you mock Jesus who our Muslim brothers and sisters really yeah Jesus is like their
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Vice Captain pretty much they believe Jesus was like one of the greatest prophets um of all time yeah he's also
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mentioned in the Quran um oh actually yeah more than anyone else you didn't know that no I didn't no I actually
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didn't know that is it is it like and and is he mentioned in the Quran like as a as a prophet as a prophet as one of
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the greatest prophets so in Christianity he's a Son of God in Quran he's a prophet that's the that's the main difference the difference the difference
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and and Mary's in there too his mother yeah also considered to be one of the most important women to ever exist so
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would you say that it's safe to say that we're sort of under the same bner well we are you know the evolution of um so
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Jews Jews Christians and Muslims believe in the same God just different ways you guys didn't
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know that I knew that but different ways so think of it like a think of it the way I like to think of it is like a um evolution of the faith so uh it started
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off as Judaism mhm uh and then that evolved into Christianity you got remember Jesus was a Jew as well then
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went into Christianity and then Christianity became Islam so it's the same Banner so how does it change though
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cuz I don't but is Islam wait did Islam happen after Jesus yeah after okay I don't get how the evolution happens
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though because isn't it all from the same like uh Scriptures it is so or is it just the the translation it starts
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off with the Torah right the the the Torah is what um obviously the Jews um
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read yes uh to us the Torah is the Old Testament so in Christianity you have the Old Testament and the New Testament
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the Old Testament is essentially the Torah the New Testament is after Jesus okay and then we obviously believe
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that's where it ends yes and then um Muslims believe that it continued on with
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Muhammad Ah that's the diff so why the hell is everyone fighting so
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but no but how does the New Testament come about that that's Jesus that's Jesus's stories so the birth of Jesus is
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the New Testament and it's the new word essentially oh and that's also like like
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Tupac said the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do what we got to do to survive that's very interesting I still
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see no changes I love how that went over then what so this is the big this is the
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biggest question this is the biggest this is the biggest question then why we are all all Brothers and Sisters of the
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same derivative and the same God why because the Jews because the Jews believe that's where it ends Christians
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believe it ends with Jesus Christ as God Islam believe but why fight over that you have the same God well no one's
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really fighting so there was winess what do you mean there's been so many so much religious tension between Muslims and
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and Christians it's about who the messenger is but why would you fight over who the messenger is did you get
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the message that's the most important thing that's right it's about the message not the messenger isn't it well in
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Christianity really is about the messenger because our messenger was God you got to remember like like Jews um
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are waiting for their Messiah Muslims are waiting for their Messiah Christians are the only religion on Earth where the
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Messiah has already arrived and that's the biggest that's the B isn't meant to come back he's meant to come back the
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return yes we're waiting for his return was Muhammad also like um what do you call it like you know how it's all like
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eyewitnesses and stuff like that did they find further scriptures to you know
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show Muhammad's like presence here on like so Muhammad was a prophet okay um
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uh Muslims would consider him the the greatest Prophet on Earth okay uh
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obviously I'm not Muslim so I'm trying to really think about how to word these word this
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um the so Muhammad was illiterate so he couldn't read or write he was
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told by the angel Gabriel and I'm saying the angel
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Gabriel cuz that's what it is in Christianity right um the word of God and he
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then uh spoke it and it was written down does that make sense okay so he was given a message and he delivered it yeah
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pretty much that's so interesting yeah I need to look this up yeah did you also here as well and I know like this might be we might be really going into this
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topic but I would like to touch on one more thing okay have you heard about the
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theory that Jesus went to at the age of 13 to the age of 30 disappeared from
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Nazar Beth Nazareth I think he was and went to um Tibet or went to Asia I've
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heard a few things there to the Japanese believe he went to Japan and he studied with the monks of
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Buddhism wow um I want to find you guys something which I think is really crazy because if you actually look at like if
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anyone's heard of TSM before or DSM a lot of the dos and
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way was brought into Jesus's teachings as well and this mind you this guy was like a
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12-year-old in the in the synagogues questioning and talking with the leaders in the synagogues at his at that age
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yeah and then move and then disappears for like 17 years comes back and starts his own ministry right yeah
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in that time they said that he traveled I think he went UK he went Asia he went
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all around the world and studied all different religions how's he funding and brought it
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back I'm just wondering he's got a side Hustle he got an e-commerce bus or something
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like I don't think back then you'd like buy a ticket on a boat you just hijack not hijack
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Jesus hijack Jesus not hijack what's the word what's the word when you're like on the side of
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the road hitch like hijack no you just hitch like you know go to a fishing boat
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and then you head off whatever um but no dude can I read something to you about what there's this Japanese um grave site
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and it's called Christ's grave right and this is in Japan and a lot of people go there to visit it right so this is
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the story and this is on a big sign um right next to this this uh whatever you
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want to call it Memorial graveyard whatever when Jesus Christ was 21 years old he came to Japan and pursued
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knowledge of divinity for 12 years he went back to Juda Judaism at age 33 and
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engaged in his mission however at the time people in Judea would not accept Christ's preachings instead they
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arrested him and tried to crucify him on a cross his younger brother casually took Christ's place and ended his life
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on the cross Christ who escaped the crucifixion went through the ups and downs of travel once again to come back
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to Japan he settled right here in what is now called heray Village and died at
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the age of 106 holy [ __ ] what choice of words there Keen
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Blasphemous what yeah they just they just completely changed the whole story
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oh yeah so the brother actually died on the cross yeah did you know Jus had siblings by the way no yeah he had Brothers and sisters um guys yes I uh I
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I received something in the mail obviously you know people send us [ __ ] all the time all the time and sometime what like what do we get for like a
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month straight every week they were sending us Prime you remember that go I don't drink Prime I don't drink Prime
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cases on cases like every week like hey new delivery and it's like 50 cases of prime I'm like what the hell's going on
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anyways I got sent something that I got excited for right um SBS Australia yeah
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if you don't know what SBS Australia is like a massive broadcasting here in the country yes um I opened it up I was excited yeah and
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then I got this this waft of something hold on hold on they what did they send
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you they sent you a fart bomb it wasn't a fart bomb but it might as well be it's cologne I've got I've got coffee beans
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you got coffee beans to clear the palette why do you cuz it feels like you're going to get us to smell this
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thing so should we clear the pet so we can get a proper clear the pet I don't think you'd need to this you didn't even
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answer why he had coffee beans that's the weirdest thing I've ever heard I bring I bring coffee beans in it was part of a prank that I've been pulling
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on y every every time we come in the studio I'd bring the coffee beans i' secretly open up this packet of Po coffee beans and I just leave it and I
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know that he like his his his bowels move to the the smell of coffee beans so I just get and leave it out there so he
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has to go and do poos all the time oh my God and he goes po it works every time every time I open it up like within 10
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minutes he has is off going to the toilet you're lying yeah I mean no I'm not yeah I'm telling the damn truth here
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that's so much effort mean it's like it's like probably like 60 coffeee beans in here I don't need them I'm not even
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joking looking at the coffee beans I need a poo right now you never smell clear the palette clear the palette cuz we're going to smell something you want
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to have a so look they sent me this thing it's it's for um a TV show I don't know if you've heard about the TV show alone smell yes um by the way this is
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not a paid presentation oh know he's going to take a [ __ ] bro my bows start moving
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in I swear I love coffee beans though um yeah this has nothing to do with SPS by the way this is not a paid presentation
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ladies and gentlemen but just baffled at what they sent me so were you expecting this by way no no I wasn't expecting I
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went to the premere for the TV show okay um it's a really if you don't know what the show is the concept of it is actually crazy they'll grab a bunch of
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randoms who believe they're survivalists and they throw them on an island okay there's no camera crew there's no
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directors there's no nothing they carry camera real people and they need to survive how long are they there for it
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can go for 3 years it all depends everyone how do they charge their own cameras I don't know they probably have
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a generator or something or maybe battery packs I don't really know no no no what so the way the
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concept works for the show I know I'm talking about the show right now nothing to do with the show that's the point of them sending it to you right that's why
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they send it to me so okay I'm going to give you a quick breakdown of the show let's say it's uh 10 people they all get
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sent to like a deserted island right separately they're not together they're separate and they need to survive as
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long as they can they can take 10 items with them no more no less wow right um
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and it's pretty much Last Man Standing you can tap out whenever want call The Boat back on the on the satellite phone
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come pick me up you're out of the game could you bring a chicken as an item I don't know cuz if
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you brought a chicken as an item you've got eggs every day well yeah the healthiest food on the planet eggs
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that's actually true yeah chicken fire starter and a pan
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right that's that's all you need if you see Ken on this show that's your three first three items what's what's your
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other it so a lot of people take bow and arrows that's like that's a very why bring a chicken you don't have to hunt
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well you're not going to eat the chicken straight away no you eat the eggs you just have eggs they lay an egg a day bro
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someone will steal your chicken no cuz that's when you car to car think they lay an egg a day by the way yeah they do
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they lay one egg every day oh do we have to fact that check this hate bringing up stupid facts okay if Ken's wrong he has
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to dress up I feel like that'll be significantly
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cheaper as well um yeah so essentially Last Man Standing um the boat will come and congratulations you're the last
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person so this could actually go they win money [ __ ] n's jessing up as a chick and as a chick yeah they win
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$250,000 what is it at most a hen female chicken can lay one egg a day at most at
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most that's at most like the maximum level so what's that half an egg it's either no eggs or one egg no it's either
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one EG every 3 days it takes okay listen it takes 24 to 26 hours for a hen to produce an egg but it doesn't mean it's
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going to always produce an egg yes it does is it is it it can 24 hours it can
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no it will it takes 24 to 26 hours to produce an egg so they've produced the egg in 24 to 26 hours what does the egg
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do oh it just sits in their gut no it shits it out well it's true they can't control when the egg comes out I don't they go I want to make an egg today I
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don't think so anyway let's get to smelling yeah back to the main topic guys I got sent this box firstly when I
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opened up the box there was a bunch of like grass and sticks and dirt all over
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it so I made a massive mess at home that was the first problem okay the second
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problem was it real dirt I can already smell it so I'm just going to show you so that's the box right you open it up I
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can smell it my God it's like firewood Moss that's real moss by the way and
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then the cologne in the middle okay it's called a lone cologne before I um I'm actually scared before I pass this over
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to you guys I would suggest Don't Spray it on yourself oh 100% no is there a piece of paper to spray it on yeah I'll
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give you this to right on if you want okay so I'll just read this to you okay just a little little part of what's
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actually in this oh I can smell it smell the state notes of campfire suit rain
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soaked dampness suit is that what it is Su yeah okay campfire suit rain smoked dampness and earthy Moss overwhelming
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notes of rotten game flesh and fing in harmony with smoked fish skin and the
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Primal mask of unwashed skin and greasy hair yuck this pungent Prelude is follow
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by a serenade of soured halosis bodily fluids and light wafts of
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the New Zealand Wilderness this is rank this is actually rank because all I can
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do is smell like the guy that works at the petrol station now or like the you know the those random people that this
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is worse train station this is not the smell of random random Bo essentially
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what they're saying is this is smell of being alone in the wild this is the smell of being alone in the wild
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how would they have made this what what he just have had spr this I sprayed
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this on my listen you out I'm getting PTSD I no because I sent it to me and I
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got home at probably like 1: a.m. and I saw the Box stand I was like oh mad and I opened it up I recorded the whole
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thing by the way cuz I I'm trying to be a content creator now and I'm like I ended up um spraying it on myself
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at like 2:00 a.m. after I had showered oh y after I had showered I had to shower again all right spray it on the
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thing I want to smell it would you spray it on yourself no I'm not going to spray on myself spray it on the paper away from everybody you smell it in the Box
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can't you I'm just going to no no no no you got to spray it do it in its entire shotgun not spraying it just just do it
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just do it it's going to leak on your finger spray it and smell it and put up near the Maric no no you got to show everyone what you're doing oh okay sorry
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I sprayed it already I sprayed it spray it again I'm just going scared I was just I
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don't know why did she no she didn't I you're holding it sideways hold it straight okay just spray it
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oh my gosh you're about to you're about to vomit no that's oh my gosh how just
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it's on a fingers disgusting that is disgusting I need to wash my hands no he
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she didn't spray oh I can smell the campfire okay can you spray oh that's so strong can you spray it again cuz I
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don't think like you're getting a good scent no no I'm getting a no I'm getting a huge don't don't don't okay thr spray it again I want you to get a massive I
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can smell it I just smell I smell campfire it's not campfire campfire
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it's campfire oh oh yeah there you go yeah
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yeah yeah no you you definitely shouldn't be wearing that no no one should be wearing that why is one of the
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biggest broadcast channels in the country broadcast media companies in the country sending me this
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[ __ ] how can he keep snipping it but who's who's in charge of Mark who's in charge of marketing at SPS I want to
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have a word with them if they still work there yeah that's rank that doesn't smell like campfire that smells like a
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fire s 100% do you guys do fires at home I do fires at home all throughout all winter yes we had we did a fire pit you
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in our old place this smells like something look it's not it's not it's not that bad it just smells like
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fire it just smells like fire pit smell that oh but it is it is pungent yeah
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that smells like that smells like something that I know yeah yeah yeah but yeah what are we rated out of 10 guys oh
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zero zero 100% zero no I think you never oh no I just I'm just used to that smell
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because know what it know what soot smells like it's no it's got like that that stinky there a stinky smell in
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there like no not soot it's like maybe I'm just all I'm smelling is the fire pit I told you what's in it or what it's
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inspired by yeah human Bo that hasn't been cleaned unwashed unwashed hair yeah
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what else was it um rotten fish rotten fish skin it's just stayed here rotten
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fish skin straight in the bin oh my God April fools is coming up oh you should
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can you do this do this oh I know it's pasted no yeah yeah it's what's the date no it's coming up April April 1 yeah
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when does this air no you should get your friend get a friend right this air is April Souls was yesterday all right
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we'll cut we'll cut that out o get a friend and say you're doing a campaign right and that they have to love the
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like for the video they have love the perfume no because I've seen this on like Tik Tok and it like it's so funny
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with perfume though yeah so you like oh this col can yeah it's a woman's clone say that I
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say I'm being paid like two grand I need I need a woman in this I smell it it's [ __ ] bad it's so bad I can smell the
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bo I don't know how you can't smell the bo yeah I um I tried to it's funny cuz I
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had a shower I sprayed it on myself and I was that's [ __ ] disgusting and then I tried to go to bed with it on yeah and
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I was like and I was like tossing and turning I'm like I can't I can't do this I need to go scrub again look at keen's
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face poor bastard I know I'm getting a headache yeah yeah it's disgusting why would they send that out I don't know
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it's good marketing you've just done a whole like I've done three videos on this I'm going to do more it's actually
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pretty smart well thank you for joining us and thanks guys for wrapping it up on an awful smell like that no stress at
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all pass those uh beans where are they yeah oh well yeah get the beans back get beans out oh I fully need to [ __ ] all
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