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already cancelled already canell already
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canell you know what it is it's already
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cancelled K and Yaz of Nisha that's
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right Y and I'm going to be cancelled
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but it doesn't matter cuz we're already
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cancelled I have a question yeah uh okay
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so I went to the
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beach just recently and um Beach weather
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loving it well it was two days ago it
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actually really hot it was really really
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good anyway and then I asked my m well I
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asked a few of my mates when we were
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there I was like oh do you reckon it's
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weird to pee in the beach and I was like
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you know it was just like a friendly
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question asking for a friend of a friend
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can we just be honest for a second
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asking for a friend can we be honest for
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a second did you just ask them was it
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because something had happened be honest
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be honest be I'm going to really honest
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I don't think it's weird to pee in the
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beach you drained yourself in the beach
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you did you peed and then you asked your
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friend is it weird is that what happened
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yes okay well how how close were they to
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you no we weren't went in the beach
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together at that time when I just so you
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just like oh hold on for a second I'm
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just going to go for a little bit of a
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swim well I I I went for a swim and then
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it was probably half an hour later an
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hour later we're at dinner and I just
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asked I was like oh you do you guys
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think it's weird to be in the beach like
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just like that yeah what was her respon
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respon that's disgusting oh shut that's
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what they said to me c they said that's
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disgusting ew and now I would understand
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if that was the response if I had asked
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something like is it weird to pee in the
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pool and you had said that it's a
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contained body of water exactly that's a
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contained body of water it's weird to
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pee in the pool but the open ocean it's
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a freefor all exact fishes are pissing
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they're [ __ ] the shark [ __ ]
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everywhere everywhere I think it's okay
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to poo in the
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beach what I think it's okay to drop a
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log in the beach I do agree with Ken to
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an extent a somewhere like Bondi Beach
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where there's thousands of people where
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you're probably it's probably going to
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slap a 5-year-old's face maybe not no no
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you can't poo in the beach I mean I
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guess that's where all are yeah where
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all the where do you think seage goes
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guys yeah it goes into the goes the
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seage plants and they try to recycle it
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and all that stuff they try to treat it
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before it goes into the ocean but it
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goes into the ocean eventually you did
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did you know like I just recently saw it
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was Tik toks so I don't know how real
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this is but the percentage of [ __ ] we
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drink in water what is
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it can't be that high but how much [ __ ]
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do you think that I don't think it's
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much yeah you think it's yeah I don't
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know I don't know the percentage
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floaties e no but I I'd seen something
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like like after filteration all that
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there is like the the level of [ __ ] or
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something I don't know maybe it's a lie
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and I got completely anyways back to it
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is totally okay to we in the beach I've
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gone as far as to standing like where I
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I would okay it's going to sound really
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bad oh no good say it but you know like
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you don't even have to fully go in the
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beach oh so you're just pissing in the
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water like you're pissing in a cubicle
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no no you're just you're just going to
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the shore you're flopping it out you're
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pissing that's illegal no I'm not
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getting anything out but I have been at
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some point in my life maybe between the
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leg between the my hip and my knee in
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water like halfway through so pretty
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much where your g tools aren't
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completely covered in the no they no
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they're covered brother they're covered
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okay but they're not they're not as
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covered as one would say and would
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release
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it not fully being in the water but then
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you have to C like like then I like sit
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down cuz it's cold like if the water's
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cold you you don't want to go your whole
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body in so you just go like to a point
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where it's just in there let it out and
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if sometimes the waves you know you know
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the wave comes and the wave goes down
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and that on that dip you're still going
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you're like oh crap you try to stop but
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you can't but the wave is good the wave
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is what filters it a
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Nisha we we can't move past this because
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rule is right once you've peed in the
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beach you need at least 5 minutes of
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solid swimming to make sure that it's
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not your job J it's Ocean Job yeah but
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don't you you've just peed with your
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swimmers intact so you just got to make
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sure the pee is all properly gone yeah
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you just pull it out give it a shake so
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wait girls not the not the not the
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appendage no you don't pull your
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appendage out you just pull like your
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your bodies and that releases all of it
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my God and then water comes in have I
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been doing it wrong time yes yes you
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need shake you have to open up the cloth
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from your body just wait a second wait a
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second just stop for 2 seconds Ken
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you're wearing bodies you need to piss
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you're in the water not all the way in
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the water whatever it is are you pissing
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inside the bodies yes yes n brother what
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do you mean no no no you cannot pull
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your dick out you cannot pull it out you
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can't do that that is illegal that is
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considered just stop for a second just
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stop foration there's no one around me I
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don't go if if if I'm at if I'm at a
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beach where other people are swimming
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I'm not piercing in the water first and
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foremost never if it's like a one-onone
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late at night I'm in the water with a
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maybe not with a chick he's pulling his
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dick
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out I'm sorry but I'm not soiling my
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great uh Louis Vuitton bodies I'm not
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doing that you're
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not rips anyway guys yeah but no no you
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you just do it in your wherever you are
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and and everything no
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good good it's sterile just letting you
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guys know right purposely pissing in the
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ocean whether it's out or not is still
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I'm pretty sure illegal no no it's not
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illegal cuz prove it I understand the
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pulling I understand pulling out your
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genitalia could be seen as that's
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definitely illegal but then actually
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peeing when other fishes and and
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creatures are peeing and [ __ ] in the
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in the beach it's fine fine that's fine
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but I'm also a creature I'm just
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surprised that you you piss yourself you
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actually yourself yeah and it's
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sometimes it's difficult cuz sometimes
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like the bodies you know how the bodies
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like suck to your skin it's really hard
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then you got to like move things around
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and pull it out like pull it out but
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like the don't no that I you're saying
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you don't guarantee a 99% of people do
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it my way no so unhygienic you just
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disgust me you do not pull your genitals
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out in the water to we you weigh
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yourself exactly weigh yourself you swim
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you swim for a bit you like you make
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sure that the water comes but the motion
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no but the motion of the ocean wipes
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washes it away anyway so that it's get
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you're getting it's like you're getting
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washed and you're it's like you're in a
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washing machine a huge washing machine
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or a dishwasher that just waterers
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running back and forth through you yeah
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you just see Ken you'll know that he's
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peed in the beach when you see him in
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the ocean just SP circles no I'm not
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spitting in circles I'm just standing
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straight and yes Nishi so what if my
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arms are out like that he's like it's
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the motion of the
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ocean
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oh this is spin back the other way yeah
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I think I really I really you're all
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tangled up oh there we go okay I'm good
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is it
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legal okay you're still looking this up
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is trying to build a case to defend
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himself yeah I know no we're all illegal
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here guys I might get charged with one
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extra
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thing but you guys are definitely
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getting charged in most countries and
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certainly across Australia um urinating
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in public is considered offensive
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Behavior yeah urinating in public that's
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not urinating public where are you
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urinating in Ocean in the ocean it's
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different oh it's not it's not public
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not when no it's not public because you
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can't you don't know if I'm ping or not
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as well that doesn't matter you don't
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know if I'm going to about to murder
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someone or not I'll be like this in the
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beach and you don't even know I'm peing
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but the ACT this little octopus little
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Indian octopus pissing in the water no
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but here so this is because such an act
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ofir the standards of behavior and
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decency that Society generally upholds
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in New South Wales the law on offensive
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conduct is reflected in section four of
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the summary offenses Act 1988 yeah but
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once again what it's not public you I
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I'm yes you can't just say it's not
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public it's not prove that I peed in the
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ocean it's not we're not talking about
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that we're not talking about whether you
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can prove it or not if you can't prove
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it fair enough you need if I murdered
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someone you can't prove it I'm still
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Innocent by law but if you piss in the
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water yes that is against the law in you
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oils no you're all going to what send me
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the link I want to read it myself cuz I
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don't believe it I don't believe it okay
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can you just Google cuz I don't want to
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send you the link just Google this just
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Google is peeing at the beach illegal in
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Australia okay no the beach there's
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difference is peeing in the ocean no cuz
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that's what you're doing you're inside
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the stop no no no but where you got to
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say where you have to say Australia
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being in the ocean in Australia you got
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to realize majority of the world can of
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the ocean there's there's no there's no
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law there's international law it's
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different just right is being in the
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beach illegal no cuz it's not in the
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beach it's in the ocean no it's the it's
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two different things the beach is the
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sand part it's where the ocean meets the
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still it's still public brother it's
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still doesn't matter the water is still
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public okay well either way either way
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no one's going to jail for it so it's
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all right law handbooks that's sou South
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Australia but it's same thing um it is
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an public urination is offense
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everywhere in Australia here we go no ex
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where is it here uh no
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uh we're all going to jail we're not
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going to jail we just self incriminated
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ourselves it's fine it's fine I was
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actually just doing this whole thing for
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entertainment purposes everybody I can't
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believe a Nisha we in the ocean you
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disgust me call the police triple zero
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I'd like to report a crime you're going
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to jail I'm not
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afraid every
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[Laughter]
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time I think that's good I think I need
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to go
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toilet I actually think I [ __ ] myself as
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we're
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