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already cancelled already canell already
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let's do some dumb questions so dumb
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questions out there and we entertain the
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uh the question to the best of our
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abilities yeah um I'm happy to start no
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I want to start yeah start go on then
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it's my birthday I want to start are
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they dumb are we looking for dumb
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questions Dum questions really stupid
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but like actually trigger you to think
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okay mhm
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if a conjoined
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twin commits a crime and goes to jail
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right does the how who goes to jail a
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conjoin twin what what about the other
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twin oh my gosh does he go to jail or
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she go to jail I'm actually I actually
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think that they won't go to jail they
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won't put him in jail I think they'll
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put him on like a house
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arrest but then what what if it was like
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murder yeah still the the the the
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situations to but how would they go
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commit murder no but hold on you're
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you're an accessory then cuz if you
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committed if we're conjoint yes and then
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and then I commit a crime you're an
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accessory no I've called the cops on you
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I've called the cops and said my conjoin
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twin is literally stubbing someone in
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the face right now what proof do you
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have unless you filmed it there's a dead
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body on the floor and there's evidence
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all over his my shirt exactly right it's
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on your shirt too shirt that's exactly
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okay hold on has ever been has it ever
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been this sorry go well I was going to
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say one it makes you you can't just in
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theory like i' I've looked something up
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but before I go to that in theory you
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can't you know Place judgment on someone
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who's innocent if someone else has
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committed something but are they
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considered the same person no they're
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two different people obviously they have
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two different brains and also if they if
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they are they can't be an accessory as
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well because if they had know they
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didn't want to do it but the other one
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was just happened to do it although I
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don't know what kind of circumstance
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that would occur in like how can one
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good commit murder if they con join holy
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crap it's happened no I've got something
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here yeah it's from kora.com so kora.com
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it's not really a reliable source it's
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just things that people have it's like
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your Reddit right but it's literally one
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of those things that never happened but
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if it did the twin that the twin could
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be charged as an accomplice because they
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knew the of the crime and didn't stop
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the crime are they going to stop the
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crime you can control as well right it's
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like stop moving my leg Yeah no I will
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move it this way if they can't be
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separated then they both will serve time
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with a modified term imprisonment okay
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so no that's not fair no that's not fair
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and also if they can't be separated so
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you're
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saying that they they would have to be
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cons they would have to consider
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separation well this is what happened
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right in the American legal system this
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is the American one there was only
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apparently was apparent that uh there
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was only one time that this has occurred
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where it involved siamese twins I
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believe or conjoined twins Chang and Ang
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what's sese and what's conjoined well
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this is what they say they go the two
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most famous conjoin twins in history and
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then in Brackets it says the pair even
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served as inspiration for the term
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Siamese twin so anyway it happened in
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the early
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1930s apparently a spectator squeezed
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Chang's hand like really tightly and
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then Chang punched him and a spectator
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Char Chang with assault but the judge
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ruled that while Chang should be
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sentenced to jail time and you know
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sending him to jail uh it would force
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the other twin Ang to go to jail but
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that would be false imprisonment because
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he didn't do anything so they obviously
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will let go okay here's a here's a quick
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scenario is that a loophole it's a
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loophole that's that will set precedent
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forever so this question will be asked
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in pris uh in in court right did you or
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did you not on the night of May 23rd
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hear your sibling think I'm going to
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Robert
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Bank question number two from the
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lawyer did you or did you not accompany
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your sibling on said robbery well of
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course he's no choice why why is one
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able to control and the other one isn't
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how did how do they work how did conjoin
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twins walk who chooses to
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walk no this that's another [ __ ]
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question in itself who chooses to walk
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well it wouldn't wouldn't there be a
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dominant one and then the and then the
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the side hangs out the side show like I
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don't know I don't know that's come on
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bro choice of words the dominant one and
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then the non-dominant
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one I I
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I I don't know how yeah because if I'm
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the dominant one and I have a conjoint
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twin with me yeah the other one's not
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called a
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sidh okay well what's a better word then
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a side
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Sid shows where like people that are
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like different go and perform no yeah
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I'm part of a sidh show is it called a
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side show am I losing my mind I have no
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idea a sidekick maybe that's no when you
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go to a circus and it's like oh you're
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watching the side show oh no I don't
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know what you're talking about what no
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I'm not making this okay poor choice of
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words here's a better choice of words
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one person in this in in the conjoint
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tws I don't know how it works don't know
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the science behind it but who controls
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if if it's a case of one person
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controlling the body yes and the other
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person that is uh unable to control the
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body then what can you do you have no
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choice but I don't know how it breaks
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down I think I think every every
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incident would be different every single
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uh conjoint twin would be a different
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case I wasn't listening I was confirming
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this I'm trying to now figure out who is
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the like is it always one that's a
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dominant and one that isn't and is that
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the case well nothing's coming up right
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now just back to to your terminology of
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Sideshow yeah can you please confirm
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that so a sideshow is also called a
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circus freak
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Show Ken well I didn't know that so
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forgive me you're subliminal dead no I
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have no idea the most famous circus
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freaks from sides shows in
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history they circus freaks
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that's what about Sideshow Bob from The
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Simpsons he's not a circus freak well
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technically he is
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yeah I well Sideshow Bob I didn't know
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that the crab man now I
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do anyways that was a great question yes
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yeah it was it was an interesting
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question but the only thing we have to
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go by is this one case in the American
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legal system I'm sure there's others
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guys it's very simple we get some uh
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conjoined twins on the show that would
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be awesome One microphone or two two
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microphones two mic I'm sorry I'm just
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trying to figure it out there's two of
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them two microphones um now but if
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they're like if they're
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like if they can share one that's what
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I'm saying so no big serious L of them
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are joined by the head so if they're
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joined by the head yeah just one mic and
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they can come Nishi come here I'm not
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coming there there's no way no get away
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from me get away from me yeah just
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pretend just put your hand on no just
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you want to come around no we need to sa
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it's going to work okay we don't have
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have anyone booked in how about we first
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book that in yep
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I don't think they'd want to come on
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after hearing my comment and and you
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doing what you're doing what am I doing
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I'm I'm
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I'm exactly you're you're reenacting the
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show's called already cancelled yeah I
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know but we there's a reason you know
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what to expect I guess uh I've got a
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question dumb question are we happy to
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wrap on that we don't need anything else
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to say I we've got the court case I
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think that's the biggest thing about it
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and that would set pra my
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question who would win in a fight the
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Sun or a trillion
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Lions trillion lions like like the sun
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the actual Sun versus a trillion Lions
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oh the sun I thought you meant like a
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sun I was like obviously the trillion
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Lions uh yeah the Sun what kind of
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stupid ass question is that but imagine
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their trillion Lions doing a
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Wei they could could they we out and
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extinguish the sun there's a trillion
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Lions it doesn't matter the sun always
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wins you can ask any question the sun
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verse anything the sun verse and give me
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another question that doesn't involve
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another
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Sun black hole oh [ __ ] that's a good see
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that's chest mate that's a good
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Checkmate well mate or chest mate chest
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mate wait hold on what about naria lions
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no now we're going now we're going super
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natural that's true about a trillion Mor
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fases that makes no difference
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that's literally a cartoon that's just
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worse you're going to throw a piece of
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paper at the sun these are dumb question
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this is a dumb question that's a really
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dumb question that's like a really dumb
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question like super Dum is that too dumb
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that's like that's a too dumb that's a
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whole different dumb of a question yeah
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where did you get that did you make up
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that question no I found it here fax
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daily on uh Instagram I think it's Lang
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yeah it's a it's right here fax daily
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who would win oh my God it's actually
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God how many likes on that post I'm
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curious now uh how many comments
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I don't know there's there's like
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there's like easily like 50,000 likes
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okay what's wrong with the world
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actually no sorry there's not there's
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about
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30 there's like
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4,500 likes on a comment wait if they
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attack at midnight the son won't have a
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chance okay okay we're done we're done
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we're done you going a dumb question
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Nishi no I don't you don't I actually
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don't should we do the nut one yes oh my
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gosh you can do that one what what
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bodily like okay you're in
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space you're in space we all know it's a
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void the way you move not everyone not
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everyone knows that I think it's very
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important to note that you can't like if
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you can't swim in space there's nothing
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to swim through so if you do this you're
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going to be in the same spot yeah you
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can't do it there's no you have to pull
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something to you have to actually you
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have to hit something something has to
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touch for you like you're just you have
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no
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control how does the propelling oh yeah
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well this is the question the only thing
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that works is a propelling system like a
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rocket that propels fuel and pushes it
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out yeah OB obviously the question is
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bodily functions like a burp a
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fart a we a
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we um an
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ejaculation will any of those things
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Propel you I don't and move
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you okay well you know I'm well there's
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no okay what creates
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weight what creates
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weight some matter gravity gravity
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creates weight very simp simple you're
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in space you have no gravity therefore
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there is no weight you are weightless
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yeah therefore any form of release will
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be strong enough to push you in a
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certain direction that's incorrect In
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order to move in space you would need to
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expel a significant amount of mass in
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the opposite direction I can do that I
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can do that he goes farts do not contain
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enough mass or energy to produce any
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meaningful propulsion we're not talking
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about
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farts nobody's talking about farts
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oh
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BR
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disgusting I'm stuck I'm stuck okay
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we'll prepare
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[Laughter]
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you all right well there you go there
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you go D question
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say
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